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GenociderSyo said:
That is a guy named Gabe who was born with no limbs who was known as a motivational speaker for disability exercise. Then he hit the troon wagon and trooned out and married a gay dude that looks like the guy who hides behind the alley offering free candy to children. He is fighting deportation at the moment because he is in the us and getting his shit funded by the US under a medical visa that he's had since he was a child.

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He looks like White Rose from Mr.Robot
 
rusty shackleford 1 said:
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If there's research showing trans people's neurology in the area of "body self image" to be more similar to that of the opposite sex, why do the majority of TIMs not get bottom surgery then? Again another example of the contradictions where TIPs will tell you that gender and sex have nothing to do with each other, and that there's no such thing as male and female brains, but also neurologically wise trans people's brains are similar to the opposite sex's? Which is it?
 
Itterasshai said:
He deleted his previous post in r/SuicideWatch and posted an expanded one:
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He comments in r/FemBoys, r/traphentai, and r/boykisser, so likely a homosexual. He is also from Victoria, Australia.
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Pretty sure he's lying about everything. Firstly, there is no such thing as a suicide "attempt"; you either do it or you don't.
Him being from Victoria explains his rampant faggotry, though.
 
Procopius said:
There was the case of the pooner a few years ago who was living in a mens' hostel for some reason never explained, and was raped by another resident, "despite having explained that he identifies as a man and was attracted to women".

Her bleating to the press was equally sad and pathetic. 'I identify as a man, I'm attracted to women, I didn't see why he could be serious. That was when he forced himself on me.'
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The real story here is that people still stay at Hostels despite literally everything about them being a red flag. I'm a big strong man and I'd be afraid some Euro nutjob is going to shank me while I'm sleeping.
Iron Jaguar said:
Fixed that for you.
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Nothing funny about that. Rapists aren't people.
 
It’s almost like your body wasn’t, I don’t know, meant to wear men’s clothing.
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Larry David's Opera Cape said:
Recreational drug abuse (including sex hormones) makes everything worse, but where's the idea coming from that T gave her MS? MS has about a 2:1 female preponderance. I don't see how testosterone would make anyone more likely to develop it.
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And off to Google I go… The link between trans and autoimmune diseases is unsurprisingly better established with TIMs, specifically the increased risk of MS. But here’s an interesting fact: low T and low E in women are associated with a higher risk of MS. That is, both high T in men and high E in women can be protective. When you give a pooner T, you are giving her something that might be protective. You are however also shutting down her production of E. Speculation: Perhaps that loss of E which her immune system had been using is the problem, and the T cannot compensate or do as good a job in a female body.
 
Larry David's Opera Cape said:
Recreational drug abuse (including sex hormones) makes everything worse, but where's the idea coming from that T gave her MS? MS has about a 2:1 female preponderance. I don't see how testosterone would make anyone more likely to develop it.
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I wondered that. Testosterone is actually being used in some trials as a therapeutic.
It seems more likely that she was getting it anyway. But who knows, it cannot do any part of you good as a woman to be injecting massive doses of T
 
William Tyndale said:
It’s almost like your body wasn’t, I don’t know, meant to wear men’s clothing.
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I really can't stand AAP fujo poons. They are so annoying. Its why I used to be a transmed when I was a pooner.

WHY oh why do you need gay cut boxers. I thought manly doods wouldnt want their hips to show? I thought they wouldnt want to be mistaken for a girl?
Also who exactly are fucking these people? Actual gay men arent an option, though youd be suprised how mamy lesbians are into passing FTMs. Not me though, these people are legit disgusting. I doubt most lesbians find them truly attractive enough.
 
The kind folk of the Kiwi Farms will no doubt have some suggestions to help this poor enby out.

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Really struggling with a name. Out to myself when i was like 8…… never really been in the closet but people just call me by my first two initials which also just doesnt fit. Trying to choose a name but the name i chose i ended up disliking. Having a stutter when introducing myself affects my reputation; having an inability to introduce myself affects my career and already has significantly. Tried random names, etc etc, have put a lot of thought into this and just can’t find a right name. .. really hurts my well being.. any advice is appreciated…

She they are a POC enby with CPTSD living in their car in NJ, the subject of many, many posts. They also must suffer from the unkind comments of so-called friends.

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This provoked a comment from someone even more neurotic and exhausting:

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i get stuff like this sometimes too '-'

a few weeks ago i posted some pics of new outfits that made me really happy in a small discord for friends to see, i got a lot of compliments, but some compliments were like "you're such a pretty woman" and such, but i'm non-binary 🥲

(there is a complication in that i'm plural, my only other headmate is a woman, but i am not, and we typically interact with others as the whole system, which is just non-binary, and i was the one fronting at the time)

i took it as them complimenting me on my transition but like, still it felt bad to have to correct my own friends who are also trans about it
 
Peaches the Wonder Cat said:
Thread tax: "I have a phantom pussy!"
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I've seen this one a lot recently and I think I've figured it out. I mean, apart from the fact that they're a bunch of greasy perverts who fantasise about the impossible.

They're feeling their balls move.

Trans indoctrination has got them paying an inordinate amount of attention to their bodies, because they're obsessed with finding signs of "dysphoria" to justify their newly adopted beliefs. If they're on hormones, they'll also be obsessively looking for signs of "feminisation", whatever that might entail. The result is that they'll be much more aware of sensations that they would normally not have noticed on a conscious level. It's like a form of OCD, except turned inward to observe unconscious physical processes.

Now, the lower pelvis is densely enervated and packed full of little muscles to unconsciously do various sorts of things, like keeping the testicles at an optimum temperature, keeping various tubes leaking, and occasionally popping boners for no reason. All the troon's talk about a "phantom vagina" and such is just his sudden, conscious awareness of these muscles working in response to external stimuli. The feeling of "opening up" is probably the testicles ascending in response to stress, which would widen the inguinal canal as more stuff was crammed into it.

This is more grist for the "troonery is a cult" mill, too. Cults often like to inculcate an obsessive self-awareness about bodily functions into their inductees, because it induces a form anxiety, which the cult can exploit for further manipulation.
 
Woman slowly realizes that no one, in fact, sees her as a man, and that everyone uses female pronouns for her as soon as she's out of earshot:

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I genuinely dont understand why but I’ve been noticing that for whatever reason I’ve been getting misgendered lately. Not by a large amount of people but specifically by family. And I’ve been transitioned for a long time, have full facial hair and a deep(er) voice and everything.

The first time it happened, it didn’t bother me because it was a stranger. I took a flight recently and literally as soon as I step off the plane (I flew to a conservative state to visit family) the flight attendant at the desk called me ma’am. I was just really confused and looked around because I assumed she wasn’t talking to me, but she profusely apologized to me. Weird. My long-ish hair was tied back into a bun so I can only assume it happened purely because of my height. I wasn’t dressed in a queer way either.
Then I get to family’s house, and they misgender me by calling me she. Like, my sibling called me “she” to her husband. Again, really confused and caught off guard. These people are not the type to be unsupportive or misgender me. They did know me before I transitioned, but it’s been years now and they’ve always advocated for me in the past whenever unsupportive family members called me my old name or misgendered me. So I dunno what’s up with that. (They did say some kinda ignorant homophobic stuff while I was there too though)

Again, I get home and visit some other family, and THEY misgender me too! Again, someone is on the phone and talking about how i stopped by to visit and they call me she on the phone to the person they’re talking to. And the rest of the time I was visiting, that person just called me my name a lot instead of switching to he. Again, these people knew me before transition and support me, so I don’t understand this.

Now, except for the flight attendant, none of these people were directly misgendering me (they did it talking to other people about me), but it can only lead me to assume that they misgender me behind my back or something. I dunno. I don’t think I suddenly stopped passing, and I haven’t had this issue with strangers back home or any other strangers when I was visiting the conservative state. The only other reason I could think is that they knew me before I transitioned, but it’s been literal years since I began transitioning, they all support me, and I visually pass. So I dunno. I do code switch around people who know me (I tend to deepen my voice around strangers) but I dunno. I’m trying not to focus too hard on it and just chalk it up to being an honest mistake, but it is confusing and tbh kinda hurtful to hear otherwise supportive people misgender me. And it’s weird that this all has happened consecutively.

Y’know, I always get on here and see trans people who are early in transition talk about how their family still uses she for them, and I try to encourage people and say it eventually gets better with time (and it usually does) but now it’s like, can I even make that promise to you guys anymore given my situation here? lol

A surprising episode of non-delusion plays out in the comments:

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"I knew a trans man (bless him he was horrible) who marched around thinking nothing clocked him, full beard and all that, would get misgendered and he would be bewildered and confused. He wouldn’t listen to anyone about what was clocking him (body/face fat, squeaking voice, effeminate mannerisms he thought made him look gay.) He is like a decade along in his transition"

"I wonder how many trans men in this sub are like this. I've seen an odd amount of posts and comments where someone claims to pass citing their time on T and full beard only to later admit to being clocked and expressing confusion about it. It happens in private DMs too, I'll meet guys who say they pass fully "because of [their] beard" and they'll send a photo and it's a bearded woman. It's gotten to the point where I don't trust anyone who even mentions their beard or other physical traits in reference to passing, because someone who truly passes wouldn't need to convince themselves of it"

"Yeahhhh.. it saddens me but I rarely see a passing trans man, and it’s usually when they get beards they say they pass. Cheekbone and brow bone missing , puffy cheeks, facial fat and build has no depth to it, large eyes, strange lower facial shape etc

The one I knew would throw his weight around and harass people , thought he could scare people into viewing him as male, shocked when no one told him he didn’t pass. They get this sense of entitlement after a certain point, and you can’t tell them anything or else it’s hatred.

Hugboxxing also makes this happen, I’ve had people hugbox me heavily. “You look like a guy” telling me I don’t need FMS, until I genuinely asked “What male my age is looking like this?” It’s a mess"

I have found that FtM subs don't tend to be quite as authoritarian as the MtF ones, which are more strictly ruled over by the tranny jannies.. There's no way a comment thread like that would survive longer than 10 minutes in a MtF sub without getting nuked by a furious eunuch.

Elsewhere, a woman asks how to talk to men and marvels that men don't, in fact, like constantly talking to each other about their problems. Weird that she supposedly possesses a magical man-soul, and yet knows less about men than your average 13-year-old with a serious brain injury:

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I went to r/AskMen to look at advice for how men talk to each other, what I got was that men will talk about subjects outside of personal drama majority of the time. Like things they've done or work or stuff like that. I didn't fully realize this before, and makes sense that whenever I tried having full conversations with men they always ignore when I talk about my personal problems lmao. It's kind of annoying to me I can't really talk about those things, but I guess I never learned how to talk about much else outside of my emotions and problems. Anyone else get this?
I want to be comfortable talking to men but I just don't know where to start. I feel like it is completely different to talking to women, and to be honest I think I like talking to women more. Makes me wonder if I was born male, would I still be more comfortable talking to women? Is it an experience thing, or personal?

The comments are about as helpful as you'd expect, although one person is reasonably sensible and tells her to just talk about things she's interested in. OP:

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Idk, thing is I don't have many major interests I think most men would care about. I don't care for sports, the video games I play aren't targeted specifically to men (Minecraft, roblox, VRChat, etc), I don't know about cars, I don't like sexualizing women behind their backs, I don't care much for politics, I don't care about guns, don't know much about history, the only thing I can think of I potentially have in common with an amount of men is fitness. But not all guys are into fitness so idk.

I am once again asking why in the name of sweet baby Jesus these incredibly naive and feminine women who don't even like men have decided that something about them is so masculine that they are obliged to cut their tits off.
 
monstrous bubo said:
The kind folk of the Kiwi Farms will no doubt have some suggestions to help this poor enby out.

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Early in his career, Alan Moore did a story in the series Halo Jones where a character has changed sex so many times (far-future, innit?) that their personality has been completely erased, leaving a sort of invisible cypher that no one can see or hear. Even they can't remember what they were to start with. But he had it all backwards; the personality is missing in the first place with a lot of these. The trans/enby identity is meant to replace one.
 
Iron Jaguar said:
Pretty sure he's lying about everything. Firstly, there is no such thing as a suicide "attempt"; you either do it or you don't.
Him being from Victoria explains his rampant faggotry, though.
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True, when you've made up your mind, you just go for it in the most effective way you can access. But not every suicidal person has the mental determination and willpower needed to take their own life.
"For the desires of the flesh are against the Spirit, and the desires of the Spirit are against the flesh, for these are opposed to each other, to keep you from doing the things you want to do." - Galatians 5:17
Just because you want to do something doesn't mean you'll go through with it. No matter how desperate you are, natural survival instincts can keep you from committing the unthinkable. Surviving also happens. Those cases can be rightfully called "attempts".

behindyourightnow said:
Elsewhere, a woman asks how to talk to men and marvels that men don't, in fact, like constantly talking to each other about their problems. Weird that she supposedly possesses a magical man-soul, and yet knows less about men than your average 13-year-old with a serious brain injury:

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I went to r/AskMen to look at advice for how men talk to each other, what I got was that men will talk about subjects outside of personal drama majority of the time. Like things they've done or work or stuff like that. I didn't fully realize this before, and makes sense that whenever I tried having full conversations with men they always ignore when I talk about my personal problems lmao. It's kind of annoying to me I can't really talk about those things, but I guess I never learned how to talk about much else outside of my emotions and problems. Anyone else get this?
I want to be comfortable talking to men but I just don't know where to start. I feel like it is completely different to talking to women, and to be honest I think I like talking to women more. Makes me wonder if I was born male, would I still be more comfortable talking to women? Is it an experience thing, or personal?
The comments are about as helpful as you'd expect, although one person is reasonably sensible and tells her to just talk about things she's interested in. OP:

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Idk, thing is I don't have many major interests I think most men would care about. I don't care for sports, the video games I play aren't targeted specifically to men (Minecraft, roblox, VRChat, etc), I don't know about cars, I don't like sexualizing women behind their backs, I don't care much for politics, I don't care about guns, don't know much about history, the only thing I can think of I potentially have in common with an amount of men is fitness. But not all guys are into fitness so idk.
I am once again asking why in the name of sweet baby Jesus these incredibly naive and feminine women who don't even like men have decided that something about them is so masculine that they are obliged to cut their tits off.
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My guilty pleasure is reading about the wake-up calls pooners go through when discovering the authentic male experience. Everything is different: conversations, social interactions, the way strangers behave around you, what is expected of you, meeting and dating women, self-reliance, having unhealthy emotional outlets, never talking about feelings and struggles, etc. is part and parcel of what men consider normal, even if they don't like it. I wonder what pooners imagine the male experience to be before seeing reality for what it is.

Also her reaction is typically fem brained. First, I'm 100% certain she cried about this, because it's very easy for women to cry about things that upset them. Men on the other hand usually get angry at things that upset them. Guys also cry but not as easily and usually for extremely emotional situations.
After she cried, she immediately asks her fellow LARPing girl-friends for advice on how to integrate the elusive male circles, asking for tips on how to socialize and what to talk about. An FTM would probably just barge in, expecting women to just go along with they what they're doing, oblivious to the discomfort they're causing.
She also doesn't experience male cope. A (more immature) guy might simply leave and blame the others for being lame. Or he might hang around, desperately trying to fit in despite nobody liking him.

She, at best, reacts like a very effeminate, immature and socially inept young guy.

This comment from that thread is actually a decent take:
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