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My dog may end up outing me…​

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I’m pre everything not out 39MtF, my wife (40cisF) is away on a work trip. I have some lingerie I like to wear when I have time to myself.

Our dog, also has a tendency to eat my wife’s underwear when he’s frustrated about something. Well, she’s been gone, and I carelessly left my lace panties in the laundry on the floor while out this morning. I get home, and he’s eaten the crotch out.

My wife gets home tonight. I have plans to go do some stuff tomorrow which means she’ll most likely end up walking the dog at some point. And now I’m paranoid she’s gonna see the dark red lacy remnants of my undies and wonder what’s up…. Fffffffuuuuck. I don’t care the dog destroyed an expensive pair of lingerie, I’m scared I may now be forced to have to have the talk I’ve been dreading depending on when my dog takes a dump and if she sees the underwear in it. Ugh.

cross-posted in the transphobic animals threat
 
monstrous bubo said:
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My dog may end up outing me…​

Discussion

I’m pre everything not out 39MtF, my wife (40cisF) is away on a work trip. I have some lingerie I like to wear when I have time to myself.

Our dog, also has a tendency to eat my wife’s underwear when he’s frustrated about something. Well, she’s been gone, and I carelessly left my lace panties in the laundry on the floor while out this morning. I get home, and he’s eaten the crotch out.

My wife gets home tonight. I have plans to go do some stuff tomorrow which means she’ll most likely end up walking the dog at some point. And now I’m paranoid she’s gonna see the dark red lacy remnants of my undies and wonder what’s up…. Fffffffuuuuck. I don’t care the dog destroyed an expensive pair of lingerie, I’m scared I may now be forced to have to have the talk I’ve been dreading depending on when my dog takes a dump and if she sees the underwear in it. Ugh.

cross-posted in the transphobic animals threat
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Both the husband and the dog steal panties when stressed. Perhaps the wife should take both to the vet to get fixed, put them on Science Diet, and invest in a trainer.

(But seriously all I can hope is that the poor pooch doesn't end up with a bowel blockage caused by troonderwear. A horrible way to go.)
 
Larry David's Opera Cape said:
Both the husband and the dog steal panties when stressed. Perhaps the wife should take both to the vet to get fixed, put them on Science Diet, and invest in a trainer.

(But seriously all I can hope is that the poor pooch doesn't end up with a bowel blockage caused by troonderwear. A horrible way to go.)
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I recommend euthanasia. And for the dog maybe baby proofing the house.
 
Pig Cups said:
*If* every word of that backstory is true…jesus christ. At that point, there’s nothing there to laugh at- I just feel fucking bad for him. And it couldn’t be clearer that his trooning is a symptom/manifestation of deep mental issues stemming from his abuse history.

Also…6 suicide attempts? Must hurt like hell to fail so hard at life that you have to add another item to the long list of things you suck at.
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I don't mean to sound harsh but "6 suicide" attempts is pure attention seeking.
How the fuck do you fail at committing suicide if you're serious?
Once maybe, I guess, if you're incredible (un?) lucky, and the shotgun jammed, or you tried to use tablets or picked a low building or something, but 6 times? I don't buy it.
monstrous bubo said:
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My dog may end up outing me…​

Discussion

I’m pre everything not out 39MtF, my wife (40cisF) is away on a work trip. I have some lingerie I like to wear when I have time to myself.

Our dog, also has a tendency to eat my wife’s underwear when he’s frustrated about something. Well, she’s been gone, and I carelessly left my lace panties in the laundry on the floor while out this morning. I get home, and he’s eaten the crotch out.

My wife gets home tonight. I have plans to go do some stuff tomorrow which means she’ll most likely end up walking the dog at some point. And now I’m paranoid she’s gonna see the dark red lacy remnants of my undies and wonder what’s up…. Fffffffuuuuck. I don’t care the dog destroyed an expensive pair of lingerie, I’m scared I may now be forced to have to have the talk I’ve been dreading depending on when my dog takes a dump and if she sees the underwear in it. Ugh.

cross-posted in the transphobic animals threat
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Stupid faggot needs to take his pooch to the vet, it can't digest that shit, it could end up with a problem.
 
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LIL UGLY MANE said:
@Lord Hypnos (for some reason I can't quote your post)

Yes, I think you are right, he actually believes in the "oppression hierarchy".

Now is his post cirtulating X and other social medias because he claims he suffers the same as Palestinians.

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Also apparently he assaulted his roommate (source):

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He also apparently stalked another journalist for years after some minor disagreement, and bragged on Twitter about how he wanted to ruin the other guy's life and drive him insane.

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Like all troons, Nadine got away with absolutely terrible behavior for years and avoided any of the safeguarding that would be applied to a normal human (he was given Claire Rousay's phone number despite a history of stalking and harassment). And Nadine still wasn't happy, because when your happiness is based on something that doesn't exist (aka, you being a woman) all those advantages and all that unearned trust just goes straight into the sucking void in your soul.

"The reason I got fired is that I, a 30-year-old man, was going through puberty."

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a hapless toad said:
As does drinking it from a tumbler.
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What the actual fuck is this diseased pooner babbling about? I’m a true and honest man, and I fucking love my Yeti tumblers. They hold heat/cold like no others I’ve used. Hell, I’ve got two (30oz & 42oz), and I had a custom engraving put on the 30oz. By her logic, I guess that makes me even less of a man than just having the tumblers themselves, huh?

I know these troonfreak retards have the most superficial, cursory, and deluded views of what truly makes a man/woman, but…holy shit.
 
Pig Cups said:
What the actual fuck is this diseased pooner babbling about? I’m a true and honest man, and I fucking love my Yeti tumblers. They hold heat/cold like no others I’ve used. Hell, I’ve got two (30oz & 42oz), and I had a custom engraving put on the 30oz. By her logic, I guess that makes me even less of a man than just having the tumblers themselves, huh?

I know these troonfreak retards have the most superficial, cursory, and deluded views of what truly makes a man/woman, but…holy shit.
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Let's go through some troon rules, shall we.

Things that make you less of a man:

Drinking from a tumbler
Putting milk in your coffee
Liking the wrong kind of music
Laughing

Things that don't make you less of a man:

Being born with a vagina
 
batteredpancakes said:
This is both hilarious and depressing.
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I would like to preface this by saying I know music doesn't have a gender. I grew up a theater kid so the majority of the music I listen to is musicals and theatrical pop artists like AJR (my favorite), Bo Burnham, and a lot of tik Tok sound songs. My first straight cis guy friend took me to his friends house and they've been listening to Kendrick Lamar for the last 45 minutes and talking about some distrack controversy thing and I'm completely lost, but that song Euphoria gave me, well, losts of gender euphoria. The hard core music made me feel more manly. Any "manly" music recs?
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Oh course there's no such thing as gendered music. I see construction workers go to Beyoncé concerts all the time, and 12 year old girly girls tearing up the mosh pit on the regular. Both vibes are identical:
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William Tyndale said:
Little pooner is PARALYZED from the testosterone she’s taking

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I feel bad for her.
But of course injecting yourself with artificial hormones enough to create a severe imbalance because you are not biologically meant to handle it is going to cause autoimmune disorders. And of course, troons try to deny all of their health issues are related.

Anyways, hope she sues. Holy shit.
 
deermeat said:
I feel bad for her.
But of course injecting yourself with artificial hormones enough to create a severe imbalance because you are not biologically meant to handle it is going to cause autoimmune disorders. And of course, troons try to deny all of their health issues are related.

Anyways, hope she sues. Holy shit.
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I read once that testosterone makes everything in your body grow, including any bad things that may be lurking in the shadows. (Cancer, etc). Society has turned these men and women into giant petri dishes and I fear we haven’t even scratched the surface on all the horrors that will come from it. Physically, but especially mentally.
 
William Tyndale said:
I read once that testosterone makes everything in your body grow, including any bad things that may be lurking in the shadows. (Cancer, etc). Society has turned these men and women into giant petri dishes and I fear we haven’t even scratched the surface on all the horrors that will come from it. Physically, but especially mentally.
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You'd think troons would take a step back and be like "well wait a minute, so no one has ever took these medications for more than 30 years without any severe health consequences? And others took these same medications under a different name and always ended up suffering? Maybe this isn't safe." but of course they never put two and two together, part of me kinda doesn't blame them. Big Pharma is pushing this so heavily.

Really think about it. NO ONE has took ANY of these medications for over 30 years. NO ONE has lived a full life where they took puberty blockers as a child. Yet these people are all expected to keep taking everything until they grow old. Not even elder troons has took stuff like HRT for that long. More and more people in their early 20s and younger are going down this path, thinking that everything will be fine, even though absolutely no one has been alive long enough taking these medications to even know if it's safe.
Crazy world.
 
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