📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[monstrous bubo]

I never learned how to talk about much else outside of my emotions and problems.

Utterly insufferable. No wonder the art of conversation is in ICU.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Y'all have watched Mars Attacks, right?

Because this visual--



-- reminds me of that scene where the Martians are announcing that they are our friends while blasting humans away en masse

"DON'T RUN! WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS! NOW SUCK THE GIRLDICK TERF"

 

[Geraldine]

Because this visual--

I bet whoever posted that does not look like that.

 

[Cynicaller]

(there is a complication in that i'm plural, my only other headmate is a woman, but i am not, and we typically interact with others as the whole system, which is just non-binary, and i was the one fronting at the time)

Performative DID is cancer.

 

[RandallBoggs]

I love how if you subscribe to the tranny worldview, society is apparently a literal caricature of 1950’s America. Men only like cars, guns and talking about fucking women. And women only like cooking, cleaning and shopping. These people are so narrow-minded and have even less of a grasp on the opposite sex than the average person, it’s incredible.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

I love how if you subscribe to the tranny worldview, society is apparently a literal caricature of 1950’s America. Men only like cars, guns and talking about fucking women. And women only like cooking, cleaning and shopping. These people are so narrow-minded and have even less of a grasp on the opposite sex than the average person, it’s incredible.

Not to forget that all of that is attributed to "socialization" too! Pristine blank slates were imprinted with "gender" as they grew up. Neither gender has innate interests, aptitudes, or behaviors that developed over millions of years due to their sexed bodies and what they could or couldn't do with them.

Young men are drawn to cars, guns, and fucking women only because sometime during their infancy or childhood someone put them in a car, drove them to the gun range for some target practice and then later after dinner gave them a gift subscription to Pornhub because they finished their peas.

 

[FinnSven]

Early in his career, Alan Moore did a story in the series Halo Jones where a character has changed sex so many times (far-future, innit?) that their personality has been completely erased, leaving a sort of invisible cypher that no one can see or hear. Even they can't remember what they were to start with. But he had it all backwards; the personality is missing in the first place with a lot of these. The trans/enby identity is meant to replace one.

It may have not been Moore’s intention, but I always read that as saying that being so focused on one element of yourself, causes that thing to take your personality entirely over.
And most Genderspecials, certainly the terminally online ones who may as well be being ignored by society, are exactly like this.

The only difference is that the Glyph ends up rescuing the title character in a noble act of self sacrifice. No troon or poon ever would.

As the comic is quite obscure and only really known about in Alan Moore fanboy circles or 2000AD die hards, I have attached all relevant frames to give people the idea of this character.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I wonder what pooners imagine the male experience to be before seeing reality for what it is.

Buying packers, finding the right underwear for the packers, chopping your tits off, yaoi, getting a fake dick made of hairy arm flesh, shaving said fake dick, more yaoi, crying, even more yaoi.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Buying packers, finding the right underwear for the packers, chopping your tits off, yaoi, getting a fake dick made of hairy arm flesh, shaving said fake dick, more yaoi, crying, even more yaoi.

Jokes on them I was issued a packer at birth and I'm keeping it.

 

[DopeAddictKittenV2]

I've seen this one a lot recently and I think I've figured it out. I mean, apart from the fact that they're a bunch of greasy perverts who fantasise about the impossible.

They're feeling their balls move.

Trans indoctrination has got them paying an inordinate amount of attention to their bodies, because they're obsessed with finding signs of "dysphoria" to justify their newly adopted beliefs. If they're on hormones, they'll also be obsessively looking for signs of "feminisation", whatever that might entail. The result is that they'll be much more aware of sensations that they would normally not have noticed on a conscious level. It's like a form of OCD, except turned inward to observe unconscious physical processes.

Now, the lower pelvis is densely enervated and packed full of little muscles to unconsciously do various sorts of things, like keeping the testicles at an optimum temperature, keeping various tubes leaking, and occasionally popping boners for no reason. All the troon's talk about a "phantom vagina" and such is just his sudden, conscious awareness of these muscles working in response to external stimuli. The feeling of "opening up" is probably the testicles ascending in response to stress, which would widen the inguinal canal as more stuff was crammed into it.

This is more grist for the "troonery is a cult" mill, too. Cults often like to inculcate an obsessive self-awareness about bodily functions into their inductees, because it induces a form anxiety, which the cult can exploit for further manipulation.

They're also just using their imaginations and being autists that can't simply comprehend that you can fool yourself into almost feeling things when you think really hard about them, especially when it's sexually charged, lmao. I think I was a small child when I realized if I closed my eyes and thought about the room spinning hard enough I could almost "feel it" happening. That's the level of cognitive abilities these absolute retards are working from. It astounds me.

 

[Redoniblueoni]

I really can't stand AAP fujo poons. They are so annoying. Its why I used to be a transmed when I was a pooner.

WHY oh why do you need gay cut boxers. I thought manly doods wouldnt want their hips to show? I thought they wouldnt want to be mistaken for a girl?
Also who exactly are fucking these people? Actual gay men arent an option, though youd be suprised how mamy lesbians are into passing FTMs. Not me though, these people are legit disgusting. I doubt most lesbians find them truly attractive enough.

I had a bf with a best friend/roommate who was a AAP fujo young woman when I was peaking and it seemed like the dudes that she would find (on grindr/tinder) were just significantly older men (late 20s+) who were desperate losers that just wanted sex.

Bf and fujo fell off after she became an increasing burden/toxic retard and I never heard more about her. Was kind of sad for him as they were "best friends" but was obvious to me as she was parasitic financially and he was a simp weirdo. That relationship didn't last between us either. But yeah every "queer dude" straight man she brought over was just pure trash and it usually became apparent quickly.

 

[expectant asshole]

I love how if you subscribe to the tranny worldview, society is apparently a literal caricature of 1950’s America. Men only like cars, guns and talking about fucking women. And women only like cooking, cleaning and shopping. These people are so narrow-minded and have even less of a grasp on the opposite sex than the average person, it’s incredible.

Oddly TIMs never seem to get into the cooking or cleaning female stereotypes. Or try to become a stereotypical nurturing woman caring for children or older relatives. It’s the wrong sort of womaning and doesn’t give them a euphoria boner.

 

[Aunt Carol]

They're feeling their balls move.

Vagina is stored in the balls.

 

[Geraldine]

Two fellows who are doomed to disappointment.
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I presume he means a wider pelvis not merely more fat?

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Almost getting it. Begging for convincing lies.

 

[Dr. Butt]

WHR is like 0.67

0.8 is considered "brick" or "banana" shape for actual women. As in, you are curveless. You are minus a curve. You are the opposite of an hourglass. You are a digital electronic timer. Ask me how I know

 

[Gondolindrim]

I love how if you subscribe to the tranny worldview, society is apparently a literal caricature of 1950’s America. Men only like cars, guns and talking about fucking women. And women only like cooking, cleaning and shopping. These people are so narrow-minded and have even less of a grasp on the opposite sex than the average person, it’s incredible.

Remember that debate about tomboys? I've always believed tomboys as a concept don't really make sense because men and women can be into things that aren't traditionally subscribed to their gender. But not these guys, for them it's the exact opposite: If you aren't into "manly" things you're legally a woman and vice versa.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Two fellows who are doomed to disappointment.

Nothing so autistic as obsessing over ratios as proof of womaninity. Nothing so creepy as wanting a period if you’re not worried about unwanted pregnancy.

 

[RandallBoggs]

Oddly TIMs never seem to get into the cooking or cleaning female stereotypes. Or try to become a stereotypical nurturing woman caring for children or older relatives. It’s the wrong sort of womaning and doesn’t give them a euphoria boner.

To be fair, TIFs never seem to become beer chugging truckers, either.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

You are a digital electronic timer.

hah I've never heard it put that way. I sus you might have been called something like this and that's how you know lol.

Almost getting it. Begging for convincing lies.

Is it really that hard to figure out if you're bleeding down there its cuz you should't have cut off yer cock. Like no you do not have all the parts and have no reason to bleed down there. Also WHY would you want to bleed down there, that's gotta be the worst part of being a woman(I guess I'm not a woman but it sounds nasty)

I presume he means a wider pelvis not merely more fat?

What the hell is a WHR anyway? I've never heard of this magical measurement? And sorry your a man and will never have wide hips cuz you don't need them. Wide hips are designed for child birth not for your perverted fetish fuel. It's kinda sad these kids aren't even 20 yet and already ruining there life. When I was in my 20s all I did was follow the Grateful Dead and do acid and my parents constantly bitched how I was ruining my life, lol

 

[Got Milk!]

Borrowed from @Jonah Hill poster in a different thread:



Get oppression stacked faggot.