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Pansexuality makes me laugh every time it's brought up. Trannies want to be seen as the sex they're pretending to be, but instead of saying bisexual, so many say they're pansexual. By their own definitions, they aren't men or women if they identify as pansexual. Bisexual is male and female. Pansexual is the woke "other" category. This means they're not what they pretend to be, and instead are freaks in the woke, fake sexuality show.
From what I gathered, Pansexuality was something made up so it wouldn't be transphobic for people to deny nonbinaries or other gender special identities.Still, it makes 0 sense anyway since nobody is attracted to someone's inner feeling in the brain.How the fuck would someone even be sexually attracted to something that's a social construct?
 
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The image shows a topless pooner, so I've used spoiler tags for it.
 
Tax, an MtF realises that straight women don't call ourselves "power bottoms" or other terms referring to gay relationship dynamics.
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Double tax. It's kinda funny how they seem to all pretend the pills are magic but at the same time deep down they know how little the pills will change.
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You know, I bet his marriage wouldn't be "circling the drain" if he would stop indulging in his gross fetish and accept that he is a man. I decided to look through his profile and found he also moderates a trans foot fetish sub (r/TransFeet). Imagine marrying a man, everything seems alright for 25 years, and at the ripe age of 54 when you think you can enjoy the later end of life together and retire soon you get hit with that bomb. They probably have their finances and property tied up together and separating at that age has got to be an ordeal that would He made his account 5 years ago to post & view foot fetish porn and flirt young women posting their feet, so he has been doing gross stuff behind his wife's back for a while.
I don't know what's grosser the foot fetish or spending 25 years with some dude only to have him decide he wants to be me. I guess being a skinwalker is worse then the foot fetish, you'd think at 54 years old you would just be ready to settle in for the ride, you're married, established, etc. Watch in a few months he'll be posting the standard I came out as trans and my transphobe wife of 25 yrs left me! I was only wearing her underwear and stuff and asking our kids to call me mom. What a transphobe
. I'm an adult who's currently doing adult school and still am dependant on her
Then your not a adult, and wdf is adult school? Is that college or some weird school for retards?
. housing crisis.
Just because you can't afford rent doesn't make it a crisis, I see a lot of people call it a housing crisis on grifting threads. Just because you wont get a job and spend your money responsibly doesn't make things a crisis.
so I'm just crying and masturbating.
Just sitting around whacking one out while crying, totally normal. The stuff these people think is normal to share just goes beyond me. And if he was so upset that he's crying you'd think he wouldn't be in the mood to rub one out.
 
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Double tax. It's kinda funny how they seem to all pretend the pills are magic but at the same time deep down they know how little the pills will change.
This shit is funny to me, because I've seen them go after detransitioners for this. "What, you actuslly believed hrt was going to fix everything? Fuck you, dumbass" when that is exactly what they believe and exactly what they tell you depressed/lonely/alienated young boys and girls to groom them
 
And if he was so upset that he's crying you'd think he wouldn't be in the mood to rub one out.
It's a pooner. And she's not crying while masturbating, she's just a retard and phrased it weirdly. She's crying and sad because of breaking up, and then flipping to unbearably horny because she's upped her Test dosage.

The image shows a topless pooner, so I've used spoiler tags for it.
Golly Gee, I wonder why everyone still clocks you as a woman.
Your joke wasn't the only thing that's cringe. "My bitmoji is male and everything."
People who think the emoji they use is supposed to be representative of their self image is how you know how retarded they are. Like how niggers will always use black emoji, troons and poons will always use the ones that represent what they want to be. Also the person Lil pooner is talking about sounds based as fuck.
Of course the faggot doesn't understand women don't use faggot terms.
 
Nothing like bed bugs and not showering to turn on potential partners. Bed bugs have got to be one of the most disgusting things you could get. And it doesn't take that much to get rid of them I hear.

Bedbugs are super easy to get. You can pick them up on transit, or at a movie theatre. If your neighbour is infested they can come through the walls of your apartment or condo.

They’re basically flightless mosquitos. Our blood is their food. It doesn’t matter how clean you are, they are equal opportunity.

And they can be a real bitch to get rid of. Multiple treatments weeks apart. Putting everything you own in plastic bags. Drying all your linens for an hour on high heat then bagging them.

It’s life-altering. It’s exhausting. And if you’re not careful you get reinfested and get to start all over. Because they can live for 18 months without blood. So unseal a bag with one live nymph and you end up infested again.

Only about half the population react to bites, so people can be infested and not know it.
 
Still, it makes 0 sense anyway since nobody is attracted to someone's inner feeling in the brain. How the fuck would someone even be sexually attracted to something that's a social construct?
It would probably be classified as a fetish since it's expressed via things like clothing and haircuts, rather than anything immutable. For a lot of these retards, 'gender' is a synonym for 'aesthetic', so they have a fetish for certain outfits.
 
Bedbugs are super easy to get. You can pick them up on transit, or at a movie theatre. If your neighbour is infested they can come through the walls of your apartment or condo.

They’re basically flightless mosquitos. Our blood is their food. It doesn’t matter how clean you are, they are equal opportunity.

And they can be a real bitch to get rid of. Multiple treatments weeks apart. Putting everything you own in plastic bags. Drying all your linens for an hour on high heat then bagging them.

It’s life-altering. It’s exhausting. And if you’re not careful you get reinfested and get to start all over. Because they can live for 18 months without blood. So unseal a bag with one live nymph and you end up infested again.

Only about half the population react to bites, so people can be infested and not know it.

Daily reminder to myself to be very happy I don't live in the USA.
 
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(Does anyone else unconsciously change their dopey tranny names to something more suitable?)

"women is a work of collective imagination" = I can't pass for shit, even when I close my eyes and wish upon a star... somebody invariably asks me, sir, do you want paper or plastic? :mad:
 
Tax, an MtF realises that straight women don't call ourselves "power bottoms" or other terms referring to gay relationship dynamics.
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Double tax. It's kinda funny how they seem to all pretend the pills are magic but at the same time deep down they know how little the pills will change.
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You know, I bet his marriage wouldn't be "circling the drain" if he would stop indulging in his gross fetish and accept that he is a man. I decided to look through his profile and found he also moderates a trans foot fetish sub (r/TransFeet). Imagine marrying a man, everything seems alright for 25 years, and at the ripe age of 54 when you think you can enjoy the later end of life together and retire soon you get hit with that bomb. They probably have their finances and property tied up together and separating at that age has got to be an ordeal that would He made his account 5 years ago to post & view foot fetish porn and flirt young women posting their feet, so he has been doing gross stuff behind his wife's back for a while.
>Transwoman realizes that real women don't speak entirely in porn terms
 

The image shows a topless pooner, so I've used spoiler tags for it.
If you don't want to click the spoiler, it depicts a shirtless, nipple-less, zippertitted woman with the caption "when you finally get top surgery only for people to still perceive you as a woman." Notable traits of this individual include:
> Long hair
> Women's glasses
> Women's jewelry
> Girly tattoos
> Cropped picture can't hide fat woman butt

It's a real mystery why people still read her as a woman.
 
From what I gathered, Pansexuality was something made up so it wouldn't be transphobic for people to deny nonbinaries or other gender special identities.Still, it makes 0 sense anyway since nobody is attracted to someone's inner feeling in the brain.How the fuck would someone even be sexually attracted to something that's a social construct?
Males weren't watching Baywatch because of how the female lifeguards identified.
 
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