📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Screenshot_20240302-000359-473.png
I got curious about u/yeahitreallyistrue and wow, his life is a carnival of horrors. TL;DR: male schizo who chopped his dick off with a broken wine glass, also self-harmed his leg so badly it had to be amputated. Now he's all over r/phallo telling pooners that their rotdogs look just like the real thing. Truly the ally they deserve.
 
Thread tax, this one is pretty funny. Pooner decides to try to become more of a man and comments on some kind of wrong think. Pooners idiot woke friends who probably encouraged her in the first place don't like it. Now she's scared that she's transitioned into a misogynist and is freaking out about needing therapy for her newfound misogyny before it gets worse. Peak made up, clown world problems.

No surprises here - she dislikes womanhood so much she’s spending her teenage years larping as a twink.
 
I know I already ranted about this very thing a few pages ago, so I won't do it again, but I do still want to stress that this is why I don't really have any sympathy for these people. They realize that they could just stop being trans, but then they are faced with the reality that their problems are still with them, they'd have to fix those problems, and that would require effort. Eugh. Effort? Too hard. Let me just retreat further into my fantasy world until the negative thoughts go away.

These people are the living embodiment of that Simpsons meme. "Am I so out of touch? No, it's all of society that's wrong!"
Plus a massive helping of "we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas."

To somewhat sperg from a related thought: I think it's incredibly fascinating (and somewhat infuriating) how nobody ever questions the premise regarding how all these people's problems must stem from their perception of how they think other people value the concept of gender. It's like nobody asks "how did they come to this conclusion out of all the possibilities in existence?" Instead we treat it as if it just must be true. Why are we all bound by their personal hangups about gender? How is this whole discussion somehow immune to how they've personally pathologized gender as a Concept-Above-All-Concepts? And we're supposed to think that's not inherently absurd? Nobody would accept this about things like religion even.
 
Last edited:
I would imagine if people started trooning their pets, there would be a huge uproar and it would cease. It's just a guess. I get the feeling most normies that support trooning would flip if there was a troon pet movement.
We have a female cat with a boys name. It just seems to fit her and she’s a cat so she doesn’t give two shits about what we call her. She also doesn’t give a fuck when someone calls her ‘he’. She’s spayed, but we get all our pets fixed.

But if I turned up to the vet and asked them to skin one of her legs and stitch that to her crotch as a pseudo penis, they would probably throw me out and report me for animal cruelty.
 
They live in one of the richest societies that's ever existed with technology that wasn't dreamed of 100 years ago. But they still aren't happy. They did everything they were supposed to. Why not happy? So they look for something.
If they had genuine hardship, even genuine money worries, they wouldn't have trooned out in the first place.
 
Not exactly an L but an interesting observation on how many in the straight trans girls subreddit crushing on their straight guy friends. It doesn't make much sense but I think they want to be treated like a girlfriend not a Twink.

Some of them(all really) being jealous of the boys girlfriends or being bullied like this one:
"
I can relate, I had several boys who were my bffs throughout grade school that I would call to talk for hours and want to spend time with constantly. It was reciprocated up until we reached dating age and then I was still wanting them to come spend the night and go on long walks at night and talk beyond when that is socially acceptable I guess and that stuff came to an end which was hard (these were straight boys and I wasn't out as gay at the time although people suspected). I still had those close guy friends through college, but at a certain point I feel like their boundaries went up and that hurt even though I tried my best to hide that

I was kind of a bitch looking back to some of their girlfriends I was jealous of and kind of encouraged ending the relationship if there was ever any conflict. I'm not proud of it now, but at the time being in so much denial that was how my attraction to guys came out, as possessiveness and jealousy.

Tbh I still struggle with it some today. It's hard connecting with all these guys and seeing them choose cis girls over you, and as an adult having to swallow your feelings and be happy for them and pretend it doesn't hurt :/"
 

Attachments

  • 17093908204794275334001515075429.jpg
    17093908204794275334001515075429.jpg
    533.7 KB · Views: 112
Jail the mother in the reply, what the fuck
The first time you see this stuff it’s shocking. It goes against every parental instinct you have. It’s the equivalent of an animal seeing a predator and walking over to it. Over time you realise that a large number of parents are like this. Two thousand years ago they’d be giving their children to moloch.
It’s very disturbing.
 
By their own definitions, they aren't men or women if they identify as pansexual. Bisexual is male and female. Pansexual is the woke "other" category.
It used to be there was something called sexual orientation (or preference).
It wasn't one's gender (or sex), just a short description of what one liked in bed.
It made sense.
What happened to that? :roll:

Eh, we're still in the era of fast fashion and aliexpress. A halfway normal neutral looking top suitable for office isn't necessarily more expensive than the gothic lolita dresses and Asuka cosplay kits they start purchasing first thing after declaring themselves women.
Asuka (had to look that up) and Gothic Lolita are now very special genders.
Woman who works in an office is not. :lit:
 
The first time you see this stuff it’s shocking. It goes against every parental instinct you have. It’s the equivalent of an animal seeing a predator and walking over to it. Over time you realise that a large number of parents are like this. Two thousand years ago they’d be giving their children to moloch.
It’s very disturbing.
What the fuck, since when do kids of any age need some strange dude larping as woman's help to use the john. Creepy! And the mother calling that tranny teacher the master of cocks is just stupid
 
Creep TIM is upset that he's losing his relationship with a student because father wants biological females to help kids in bathroom.Also the handmaiden's reply.
View attachment 5772193
“losing my relationship”
RELATIONSHIP. This person is sick in the head, they out themselves and their real intentions constantly and dont fucking understand why they dont pass through the lines of socially acceptable.
 
The first time you see this stuff it’s shocking. It goes against every parental instinct you have. It’s the equivalent of an animal seeing a predator and walking over to it. Over time you realise that a large number of parents are like this. Two thousand years ago they’d be giving their children to moloch.
I have a friend with young daughters who is always virtue signalling about how she's fine with men in womens bathrooms and changing rooms. Apparently they choose to use the unisex one when swimming, when I did swimming classes there weren't even unisex ones. She isn't very intelligent and she clearly hasn't looked into any of the genuine cases of crimes being committed in these situations.

I just don't know how to explain to her. I'm really worried for her daughters, tried the approach of asking what they thought about it and she insisted they were fine with it. Hopefully they won't suffer for their mothers wokeness and idiocy, but in all honesty even using unisex changing rooms, I feel like when they're old enough to look back, they might feel uncomfortable and resentful that their mother allowed grown men to see them naked when there was a womens only choice.
 
Tax, an MtF realises that straight women don't call ourselves "power bottoms" or other terms referring to gay relationship dynamics.
post-1.png
(Reddit | Archive)

Double tax. It's kinda funny how they seem to all pretend the pills are magic but at the same time deep down they know how little the pills will change.
post-2.png
reply-2-1.png
reply-2-2.png
(Reddit | Archive)

You know, I bet his marriage wouldn't be "circling the drain" if he would stop indulging in his gross fetish and accept that he is a man. I decided to look through his profile and found he also moderates a trans foot fetish sub (r/TransFeet). Imagine marrying a man, everything seems alright for 25 years, and at the ripe age of 54 when you think you can enjoy the later end of life together and retire soon you get hit with that bomb. They probably have their finances and property tied up together and separating at that age has got to be an ordeal that would He made his account 5 years ago to post & view foot fetish porn and flirt young women posting their feet, so he has been doing gross stuff behind his wife's back for a while.
 
It used to be there was something called sexual orientation (or preference).
It wasn't one's gender (or sex), just a short description of what one liked in bed.
It made sense.
What happened to that? :roll:
There wasn't enough attention being given, so they had to mix it up and create new ways to get attention.
 
Tax, an MtF realises that straight women don't call ourselves "power bottoms" or other terms referring to gay relationship dynamics.
Well that would explain all those weird Tinder matches I'm getting. I'll take "power bottom" off my list of likes. I know women call themselves mama bears, so I can still say "I'm a cub looking for his bear," right?

"My lady organs hurt."
"Here's some medicine to regulate your lady organs so they won't hurt any more."
"Noooooooo!"
1709406122866.png
r/ftm

•Posted by u/SquishThatSquashMan

I don’t want to take birth control but my doctor prescribed it​

I have extremely painful periods. They are so bad that I can’t concentrate because of the immense pain in my legs, stomach, and head. My doctor prescribed me a bunch of pain meds, but none worked, and now she prescribed me the lowest dose of birth control… But I don’t want to take it. The idea of adding more female hormones to myself kinda kills me on the inside (like what if my chest gets bigger?). I feel like my dysphoria to taking the pill is worse than what I got from the pain since the pain comes for about six days a month but I’d be taking the pill EVERYDAY. Currently I’m just socially transition but I have an appointment to talk to an actual gender doctor in late July, and I wanted to talk to him about what options do I have to reduce my period dysphoria. I also want to take T in the future and don’t know if this birth control (I think it’s alesse or something) would affect it. I don’t know if I should just begin taking my prescribed pill or if it’s okay to just wait for my appointment. Help!

When suicide baiting doesn't work, you have to take the next step, the ultimate step, the irrevocable act ... you have to write a letter.
1709406404638.png
"I just needed to get this off my chest." We know, and we're tired of hearing about it.
r/ftm


•Posted by u/Federal_Chemistry417

I told my mom I was suicidal​


TW: Contains talk about suicide
I told my nom that I have suicidal thoughts and I was planning on telling her that most of it relates to my dysphoria but she just called me selfish and ungrateful. That there are others out there who have it worse than me. That even though she forbid me from doing any "crap" (meaning me transitioning) that she still allows me to do certain things such as buy myself men's clothes and jewelry etc. I'm an adult who's currently doing adult school and still am dependant on her but before moving out, I had planned on writing her a letter on how much transitioning means to me but if this is how she reacts to me just mentioning suicide then... I don't know anymore. I had hoped that she would atleast hear me out but, I guess that's never going to happen. I get that my life could've been way worse than this but it hurts and it's incredibly lonely when you have no one to ask for help.
Anyway, I just needed to get this off my chest.

I can't keep up with all the genders and sexualities here so I'm not sure if this was a burn or not, but it landed like one and that's all that matters:
1709406595283.png
Your joke wasn't the only thing that's cringe. "My bitmoji is male and everything."
r/ftm

•Posted by u/zestyskunk

How do i deal with this transphobic girl?​


Theres this one transphobic girl that always got to misgender me in any way. I havent known her before i was trans, but she is literally ruining my life. She has made multiple jokes about trans people, in a bad way. She also once said "i dont care what people identify as, just as long as they understand that they are their biological gender". Bro wtf. Another time me and my girl friend made a little eyecontact, then she said "oooh is it flirting here" then i said as a joke: "no im gay" because thats how my humor is. She was like "exactly" then i started panicking and when i do, im never able to speak normally. After i tried forming some sentences, she was like "gay like liking men?" That ruins my joke and just makes it cringe 💀 but i said yes. Then she was like "uhm isnt that straight? Maybe ur bi" I swear she knows what shes doing. :( And always when she mentions me she always got to say she, even if its not natural in that sentence. And im trying to get rid of my deadname, but she makes it impossible. What should i do? Im not even friends with her, shes just around in my favorite teen club, that i tried to pass in, but shes just making it difficult. And impossible. :( i tried adding her snap where my preferred name is on, day after she went: deadname how did you find my snap? And my bitmoji is male and everything, yet she understand its me. What to do?

It looks like this shitposter was also confused:
1709406829817.png
Or maybe pooners say this to each other to hype themselves up?

Just like a real cis guy!
1709407130778.png
r/ftm

•Posted by u/wrigglyrhymes
they/he ~ [-o-] ~ ♾️

My partner and I separated after 11 years​

First, to be clear, it is not just transitioning that led to the end of the relationship.
My partner and I were together for nearly 12 years. I was just 18 when we started seeing eachother and I am a whole different person now in soooooo many ways (thank you therapy). Its not a surprise that it's over, but we are stuck living together because... housing crisis.
I hate mysel; I am relieved that I feel more free to transition. He was only supportive, but I still held back for fear of upsetting him. I'm ready to be me. Plus upping my T means I'm horny all of the fucking time, so I'm just crying and masturbating.
Just venting. I don't really have friends and I don't want to vent to my boyfriend.
 
Back
Top Bottom