📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Big Cat]

Another guy realizing the situation he put himself in. Someones gotta tell him he can still get men as a gay man just not as a man in a crude costume of a woman. It's never too late to start being normal again I pity this poor bastard

 

[Billy Hargrove]

Another guy realizing the situation he put himself in. Someones gotta tell him he can still get men as a gay man just not as a man in a crude costume of a woman. It's never too late to start being normal again I pity this poor bastard
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He has bed bugs, he's 31, still a virgin "by any conceivable definition", and been out as a troon for 5 years and has never had anyone interested in him. He's also claiming to be autistic and struggles with showering.

Posts pictures asking people if it's acne or bug bites.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DiagnoseMe/comments/1asn3fi/big_welt_on_neck_what_is_it_nodular_acne_or/

I'm a fat transfem and I'm not particularly keen on sharing pictures publicly tbh. Sharing pictures for skinny good looking people is generally a joyous experience, they get appreciated for their look and confirmed in their sense of self worth. Whenever I shared photos publicly it always, for me, felt like a reminder that no one will ever find me attractive, so I just kinda stop doing that.

 

[Geraldine]

... He's also claiming to be autistic and struggles with showering.

Emphasis added. The topper.
It's as if there were a competition for most stereotypes at once.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

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Yea cuz that picture totally gets me hawt n bothered. Why is he talking about a computer then posting a pic of some battery that looks like its been under sea water or something.

He has bed bugs, he's 31, still a virgin "by any conceivable definition", and been out as a troon for 5 years and has never had anyone interested in him. He's also claiming to be autistic and struggles with showering.

Nothing like bed bugs and not showering to turn on potential partners. Bed bugs have got to be one of the most disgusting things you could get. And it doesn't take that much to get rid of them I hear. And why do these incels all act like its game and you gotta get laid younger to win or something?

Most of the comments are giving terrible advice like "it just means the muscles are sore because you haven't used them before!" or diagnosing them with unrelated vocal problems.

Could you imagine if these troons put all the effort they spend in being a troon and trying to get laid into something productive?

 

[Heckin’ Fascist Chud]

NOOOOOOOO DON’T DO IT LIL’ POONER YOU’RE SO CLOSE TO GETTING IT!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Got Milk!]

Could you imagine if these troons put all the effort they spend in being a troon and trying to get laid into something productive?

Probably something like this tbh.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

NOOOOOOOO DON’T DO IT LIL’ POONER YOU’RE SO CLOSE TO GETTING IT!!!!!!!!!!

She can have my random boners and all future kids. Problem solved

 

[Broseph]

Another guy realizing the situation he put himself in. Someones gotta tell him he can still get men as a gay man just not as a man in a crude costume of a woman. It's never too late to start being normal again I pity this poor bastard
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The incel to tranny pipeline is very real.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I see.

Heterosexual men and lesbians of Kiwifarms: there is a gun being held to the heads of these two animals. Do you go to town sexually on a normal male penis or a tranny stinkditch?

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Off the cute little animals. I don't know if they can think and I'd feel a weird sense of guilt if they were aware that the only reason they are alive is because I did something unspeakably disgusting. I have both a cat and a dog and I would hope they'd do the same for me if our situations were reversed.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Is it because they can't find stuff that fits or do they just have horrible taste?

Both, but also the cost of a new wardrobe. We are not (generally) talking about affluent people who can drop a few thousand on a totally new wardrobe plus pay for any surgeries, drugs, divorce and child support. So it’s off to the secondhand store to see what some deathfat’s family dropped off, or even (in Tony Reed’s case) wearing the cast-offs from church ladies. It’s slim pickings unless you’ve got decent money from your programming job and no dependents because autistic virgin. They really need to learn to sew. You know, like women often do.

Thing about kids is they are obsessed with The Truth.

Pooner’s truth-talking five year old is probably also dealing with shit from the other kids who have noticed Papa is a lady munchkin with Kermit’s voice. Based little man has few options for survival on the playground so he sides with his bullies, and who can blame him? All of which was totally predictable if pooner put some thought into it.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

oth, but also the cost of a new wardrobe. We are not (generally) talking about affluent people who can drop a few thousand on a totally new wardrobe plus pay for any surgeries, drugs, divorce and child support. So it’s off to the secondhand store to see what some deathfat’s family dropped off, or even (in Tony Reed’s case) wearing the cast-offs from church ladies. It’s slim pickings unless you’ve got decent money from your programming job and no dependents because autistic virgin. They really need to learn to sew. You know, like women often do.

Now that you mention it normally the ones dressed as complete bimbos probably have decent STEM jobs, and the majority of the trans people are on tugboats or working at Mcdonalds. So yea that makes sense.

 

[Disability Fat]

Pansexual is an attraction to kitchen items, particularly cooking pots and pans but it can be anything, plates, utensils, knives, blenders, etc.

Pansexuality makes me laugh every time it's brought up. Trannies want to be seen as the sex they're pretending to be, but instead of saying bisexual, so many say they're pansexual. By their own definitions, they aren't men or women if they identify as pansexual. Bisexual is male and female. Pansexual is the woke "other" category. This means they're not what they pretend to be, and instead are freaks in the woke, fake sexuality show.

I guess you have to say you'll fuck any hole or suck any "dick" when you have an unfuckable stinkditch or squishy water tube.

 

[Gondolindrim]

Another guy realizing the situation he put himself in. Someones gotta tell him he can still get men as a gay man just not as a man in a crude costume of a woman. It's never too late to start being normal again I pity this poor bastard
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Save your pity. This one thrives off it, you can tell by his post.

 

[Kumquat]

If only there were some way to magically transform into a girl....

Maybe we could create a quasi-medical ritual to "transition" these pooners back into women. "Surgically" remove the packer and burn it, come out to the family as female and ask them to use feminine pronouns, etc. Basically all the milestones that transsexuals use to reaffirm their commitment to their fake gender, but use them to affirm the person's real gender.

I know I already ranted about this very thing a few pages ago, so I won't do it again, but I do still want to stress that this is why I don't really have any sympathy for these people. They realize that they could just stop being trans, but then they are faced with the reality that their problems are still with them, they'd have to fix those problems, and that would require effort. Eugh. Effort? Too hard. Let me just retreat further into my fantasy world until the negative thoughts go away.

These people are the living embodiment of that Simpsons meme. "Am I so out of touch? No, it's all of society that's wrong!"

TiF has raised child from birth to see her as a man and call her papa. Kid is now 5 and threatens to call her a girl and defiantly calls her 'momma"and laughs. Tries to explain to him that it hurts her feelings and he doesn't care.
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Spoiler: Based child strikes again

To any other guys with kids…have you dealt with this too?

So my little bubs is almost 5, and for his whole life I have been his Papa. I have been PreT for 3 out of 5 years and am finally able to start the road towards top surgery. Basically I’m saying that I 100% understand I looked rather effeminate for the first bit. But always emphasized to him that I was Papa. I am a boy I just look different and will need to take medication to help myself with that. But for some reason as he’s gotten older he’s gotten…meaner I guess? Like, If he’s mad at me for putting him in time out he threatens to start calling me a girl. He will call me “momma” and laugh when I express how much it hurts my feelings. I just…I don’t know how to handle this. Why did my sweet love suddenly turn into someone who enjoyed hurting peoples feelings? This isn’t even our only issue with his behavior this is just something that is really starting to fuck with my mentality. Is it just a phase small kids go through? Should I be worried?

We really are living in the timeline of the Emperor's New Clothes. All of the adults are so afraid of looking bigoted and "transphobic" that they'll all play along and go "oh no honey, you're stunning and brave!" but the children don't give a shit and just shout "HAHA! THAT MAN IS WEARING A DRESS!" I know it's a pooner in this case, but regardless, it's still true.

Really says something about your movement that even toddlers aren't swayed by it.

Another guy realizing the situation he put himself in. Someones gotta tell him he can still get men as a gay man just not as a man in a crude costume of a woman. It's never too late to start being normal again I pity this poor bastard
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And another reason I don't have any sympathy for these people. They realize how miserable and unhappy it makes them, but rather than have an ounce of humility to admit they were wrong, they just double down and throw themselves a big pity party.

I reiterate once again: if being trans makes you so miserable, then just. Stop. Being. Trans.

NOOOOOOOO DON’T DO IT LIL’ POONER YOU’RE SO CLOSE TO GETTING IT!!!!!!!!!!

And the tranny crowd will insist that she's just being anxious, her flaccid, unfeeling, non-functioning coke can dick will be totally great, and if anybody doesn't like it, they're just transphobic bigots! And she won't realize she's destroyed her body and any chance of living a normal life until she does it.

I fully agree with Null on this point: every single activist who went along with this insanity needs to be charged as a co-conspirator. I've said it once, I'll say it a million times, I won't be happy until we have Nuremberg trials for these people. Every last activist, doctor, politician, and influencer who went along with this needs to be frog-marched into court and asked why they went along with this, and then they all need to be put under the jail. So many people are having their lives completely destroyed by this ideology. There's no way to describe this phenomenon other than pure evil.

 

[Potato Burrito]

NOOOOOOOO DON’T DO IT LIL’ POONER YOU’RE SO CLOSE TO GETTING IT!!!!!!!!!!

Fascinating how no one in that thread has empathically declared how great their frankendick is. How they regret absolutely nothing and love every second of being a true and honest dick-haver. Hmm. Funny that.

These ones enjoy gaslighting themselves as a hobby, as so many women do. It's totes a real dick dood just don't think too hard about how it's not!



Half the comments are from chicks yet to have their vag burned shut and an arm sausage sewn on. Rather than suggesting OP speak to other trans people and a therapist about it might I recommend swinging by the SRS thread on Kiwi Farms. Take a Xanax first and be sure you journal about the experience afterwards.


More cope. Yes, some men are impotent. You aren't one of them because arms don't naturally get erections and you aren't a man. Jack Scalfani can't take a Cialis to get his stroke arm up, you silly women.


These fucking idiots.

 

[hufflemuff]

Both, but also the cost of a new wardrobe. We are not (generally) talking about affluent people who can drop a few thousand on a totally new wardrobe plus pay for any surgeries, drugs, divorce and child support. So it’s off to the secondhand store to see what some deathfat’s family dropped off, or even (in Tony Reed’s case) wearing the cast-offs from church ladies. It’s slim pickings unless you’ve got decent money from your programming job and no dependents because autistic virgin. They really need to learn to sew. You know, like women often do.

Eh, we're still in the era of fast fashion and aliexpress. A halfway normal neutral looking top suitable for office isn't necessarily more expensive than the gothic lolita dresses and Asuka cosplay kits they start purchasing first thing after declaring themselves women.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Eh, we're still in the era of fast fashion and aliexpress. A halfway normal neutral looking top suitable for office isn't necessarily more expensive than the gothic lolita dresses and Asuka cosplay kits they start purchasing first thing after declaring themselves women.

Lol, we’ve got different platonic ideals of troonery. For your type, you’re absolutely right. They choose to dress like that. Perhaps because I spend way too much time in /r/translater, I usually think of my girl Super Hon and other hulking hons built like brick shithouses. Goth Loli and Asuka aren’t just a distant dream fit-wise, they’re literally too old to know about them. Whatever the type, their clothes are a hate crime.

 

[Kumquat]

These fucking idiots.

I just have to comment on that last bit on the last comment.

"I'm trying to focus on what will get better though, instead of the things that I'll never be able to have."

The things you'll never be able to have... you mean like XY chromosomes? Like being a man?

Absolutely zero self-awareness. Completely delusional. I can't get over how these people are right on the cusp of getting it and then they just do a 180 and go "NOPE! NOT GONNA GO THERE!" It's like running an entire marathon, being literally one inch away from the finish line, and then turning around and saying "no, I'll never finish this race... "

 

[melty]

And another reason I don't have any sympathy for these people. They realize how miserable and unhappy it makes them, but rather than have an ounce of humility to admit they were wrong, they just double down and throw themselves a big pity party.

I reiterate once again: if being trans makes you so miserable, then just. Stop. Being. Trans.

It's such a testament to people creating their own problems. How many of these dudes have successful careers, loving wives, and kids. Stuff a good amount of guys would kill for. They live in one of the richest societies that's ever existed with technology that wasn't dreamed of 100 years ago. But they still aren't happy. They did everything they were supposed to. Why not happy? So they look for something. "What if I'm not a man? What if I am a woman??" It's a totally absurd notion. It's based on nothing, and a child could point out why it can't be true. But it's enough. It gives them something new and shiny to chase. Maybe this time, they'll be happy at the end. (spoiler: they are not)

Its a pathology. It's impossible to not have problems. The more that hard problems are solved the more people come up with fake problems. I don't have hard problems in my life and I often catch myself lamenting things like: i am not a millionaire. I cannot time travel. Sounds stupid? Any dumber than thinking you are deep down secretly a woman despite all available evidence pointing to the contrary? What a stupid fucking belief.

Thread tax, this one is pretty funny. Pooner decides to try to become more of a man and comments on some kind of wrong think. Pooners idiot woke friends who probably encouraged her in the first place don't like it. Now she's scared that she's transitioned into a misogynist and is freaking out about needing therapy for her newfound misogyny before it gets worse. Peak made up, clown world problems.

 

[Kumquat]

It's such a testament to people creating their own problems. How many of these dudes have successful careers, loving wives, and kids. Stuff a good amount of guys would kill for. They live in one of the richest societies that's ever existed with technology that wasn't dreamed of 100 years ago. But they still aren't happy. They did everything they were supposed to. Why not happy? So they look for something. "What if I'm not a man? What if I am a woman??" It's a totally absurd notion. It's based on nothing, and a child could point out why it can't be true. But it's enough. It gives them something new and shiny to chase. Maybe this time, they'll be happy at the end. (spoiler: they are not)

A lot of it is navel-gazing, you're absolutely correct. For as much as these men whine about how hard their life is, in reality, they're living life on easy mode in the 21st century in some of the richest and most prosperous countries ever in the world. They have no real challenges in their life, they're able to sit and jerk off to porn all day, and when people don't have any challenges, they tend to turn their thinking inward and focus on themselves, which is where all the genderspecial shit comes from.

A man in the 15th century would never have thought about this shit, ever, because he would be too busy worrying about actual, real problems. How am I going to make enough money to not starve tomorrow? How am I going to keep a roof over my family's head? How am I going to not die of malaria in my 40s? He didn't have time to ponder whether he liked dicks or pussy more, he didn't have the luxury of pontificating over gender roles and masculinity vs. femininity. He had work to do, and if he didn't do it, he would probably be dead within a week. Trannies are the definition of first-world problems; endless navel-gazing because your life is so carefree and easy that you don't have to think about anything else.

Thread tax, this one is pretty funny. Pooner decides to try to become more of a man and comments on some kind of wrong think. Pooners idiot woke friends who probably encouraged her in the first place don't like it. Now she's scared that she's transitioned into a misogynist and is freaking out about needing therapy for her newfound misogyny before it gets worse. Peak made up, clown world problems.

Okay, this is fucking hysterical. "HELP, I TRANSISTIONED TOO FAR, NOW I'M A MEN'S RIGHTS ACTIVIST!"

It's too late, little pooner. You're done for. Your only hope now is to make a KiwiFarms account and shitpost with us evil transphobic chuds.