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Taters always reminds me of the Monster from Young Frankenstein.
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nvrwastetree said:
Wtf is he pointing and screaming at?? I think the last time I laughed this hard at a picture of someone was back when Chris was putting his headshots on eBay, you know the one where he is attempting to wink but instead it looks like he is having a stroke.
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Lol, Phil is yelling at the same person Chris addresses in his Sperg rants...:ruse:...No one
They're like an old man that randomly argues with wild street dogs about things that happened in the 1920s
 
4Macie said:
knowing what they look like
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AnOminous said:
He doesn't, though.
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Like AnOnimous said, Phil doesn't know what they look like -- to others -- because of severely impaired theory of mind and facial recognition. So when Phil thinks he looks "badass" or "beautiful," he projects like many a lolcow and thinks that's how everyone else perceives him too.

And that's how we get to see such gems like "Bondage Walrus."
 
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Positron said:
That consists entirely of his headmates, who hate him so much they threaten suicide all the time.
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He really does love people thinking he's a badass that has a strong independent goddess in his head keeping him alive.
 
He really is an extremely unpleasant, unfortunate, and unappealing looking person, isn't he? I mean, just right-down-to-the-bone ugly. We've all seen uglier people than Phil, but most of them have severe disabilities or deformities. But Phil...he's just fugly for a "normal" person. And he thinks people believe he's a "sex worker". You can also clearly see the sheer lack of intelligence in every photo. Just really fucking stupid and REALLY fucking ugly.
 
The Dude said:
I think someone should get power of attorney over him, then sell him into experimental explorational medical tests.
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To have any scientific merit, medical experiments should only be done on either humans or animals close to humans, like pigs or rats. Phil would be practically useless.
 
AnOminous said:
To have any scientific merit, medical experiments should only be done on either humans or animals close to humans, like pigs or rats. Phil would be practically useless.
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I never said the tests had to be practical or helpful.
 
Ravenor said:
it's encrusted shit
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So if anyone ever goes to a grocery store in Oakland, Berkley, San Francisco, or Portland, they should make sure to stay away from the dairy aisle.

Unless it's at a mercado frequented by Hispanic people. Then it's pretty certain Phil has never been there.
 
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