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teriyakiburns said:
Outside of that sort of context, if someone starts calling you sir, it's usually because they think you're a fucking idiot, you didn't pay a bill, or because you're about to be arrested.
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So… pretty much the same reasons retail workers in the US use it.

So how do they indicate that the next person in line can come up to an open spot? “Oi! Fucker! Yeah you you dumb shite, you’re next!”
 
TruffleSpark said:
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The endless retardation from these people makes it hard to feel bad for a single one.

When I was younger I wanted to get breast reduction but when I heard there's a chance you can lose some sensation in the nipples from it I decided it's not worth the risk whatsoever and I'll deal with saggy tits when I get older so long as I can still feel them. It took almost no time at all for me to figure this out from looking into it, you have to be actively ignoring the risks to proceed with this shit.
 
Don’t know if anything makes me feel happier these days than the gross troon coomers getting their dicks cut off and wondering why sex isn’t fun anymore.
 
SnergenFlergen said:
Even their diction betrays them.

I can't even imagine the level of mental gymnastics these people must undertake in order to convince themselves that they're female despite the fact that they look male, act male, talk male, pursue male hobbies, have a dick and balls, have a man's understanding of women's fashion/makeup, are nearly all attracted to women, resort to aggression in confrontations like a male, have a dick and balls, etc etc ad nauseam.

This, to me, is the greatest quandary of the troon- the way these people carry on like men in every single quantifiable and anatomical way and yet are utterly and completely convinced that they're women. There isn't a single piece of objective evidence to back it up, a mountain of irrefutable evidence to the contrary, yet still they willingly (gleefully, even) turn themselves into eunuchs because of this impulse. There isn't a quantity of money or a force on this earth that would convince me to castrate myself, yet we are currently living adjacent to an epidemic of people doing it to themselves willingly.

I'm no tinfoil hat wearer, but the speed and efficiency of this endemic self-removal from the gene pool has me wondering if some hostile external influence isn't at play here.
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My theory is so they can live out their lesbian fantasies. Sort of like how pooners want to live out their yaoi fantasies.
If it's not genuine mental illness or trend hopping, it probably has to do with their sexual degeneracy. We need to bring shame back.
 
DopeAddictKittenV2 said:
Even up here near Detroit it's very much the same. Retail workers usually will say, "excuse me ma'am" to get a woman's attention, or "Have a nice day, man!" At the end of an interaction. Even BIGGER gender mentioning offenders are someone I haven't seen mentioned yet... Little old black ladies! They will call every single young woman in their vicinity "Babygirl" "Honey" or "Sugar"
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People always bring up negresses when this topic is brought up and I don't get it. That's also just an older folk thing in general, and particularly a southern/rural thing. The amount of times I've had women of all ages where I live call me honey, sugar, baby, sweetie, sweetheart, darlin/darling etc is infinite. And I'm a fuckin dude, so its not some gendered shit either. Babygirl is maybe the only thing that seems more unique to blacks and obviously directed at women younger than themselves.

Older fellas, though, obviously won't call another man any of that shit. They'll stick to sir for men, and maybe a honey or sweetheart or darling for women. If it's a younger guy, maybe they'll toss in a bud/buddy or a brother depending on how casual they're being. But younger fellas will also stick pretty exclusively to miss or ma'am for women as a whole.
 
SnergenFlergen said:
Even their diction betrays them.

I can't even imagine the level of mental gymnastics these people must undertake in order to convince themselves that they're female despite the fact that they look male, act male, talk male, pursue male hobbies, have a dick and balls, have a man's understanding of women's fashion/makeup, are nearly all attracted to women, resort to aggression in confrontations like a male, have a dick and balls, etc etc ad nauseam.
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The diction thing is so funny. Often times someone on reddit will make reference to being a woman/lesbian and my radar will go off. I go and check their profile and sure enough, profile is full of r/mtf posts.

I dunno troons know they aren’t women and that’s why every other post on r/mtf is “do I just have a fetish???” to the point that mods had to start requesting that people stop making those posts.

The other part of it is some troons kinda convince themselves they’re women because their ideas of what women are come from porn. See the picture that was just posted that “you’re a bottom so you’re already close to a woman.”

To a coomer troon woman = hole, and that’s what troons dream of being.
 
Evilronald said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ARD4tg_hmzkOmg someone has acquired the court tape of “Breanna” Kingsley suing his ex to get his testicles back. Enjoy!
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That was pure gold. Just incredible. And really amusing. Kinglsey had one legally arranged shot at retrieving his worldly goods from the house and he forgot about the jar holding his balls in the fridge. His ex pitched them, so he sued.

I guess if you're officially "disabled" you can bring your emotional support dog into courts of law and behave like a totally obnoxious and rude queen without being found in contempt? Getting away with interrupting and arguing with the judge? Insisting that you're due $20K for your lost jar of balls because that's what the state paid "on my behalf" for them to be removed? Amazing. I bet that judge reached for the bottle he keeps in the bottom drawer of his desk after that one.
 
Geraldine said:
Are-you-winning-son department.

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Dad accepts troon in the sense of not throwing him out and shunning him.
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These MFers would quit being a woman after a couple of months of having a period. There is a sizeable portion of the transexual community obsessed with fucking periods to the point where they ask about PMS and shit.
 
Braito-san said:
This post made me sick to my stomach. Pure evil.

https://x.com/judgementshae/status/1755711827017621662 https://archive.is/2rc0A
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Shit like this really gets me. Women aren't defined by their biology, but they are defined by these incredibly superficial traits that I've arbitrarily selected. According to these freaks, a woman is defined as "a short person whose sole purpose is to take dick and enjoy it."

Really goes to show why the "what is a woman?" question gets them fuming. They can't give the correct definition, because they know that invalidates them, but they also cannot give their own definition, because they know how horribly sexist and demeaning it sounds.
 
Slippin Kimmy said:
If someone said hi to me in the bathroom and immediately went to go cry, I'd be disturbed. The fact that he stood outside in the hall for twenty minutes first is also creepy as fuck.

But they totally don't want to invade female spaces for Internet points at all guys!!! Right????
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>be regular woman
>trying to use public restroom and get out
>entire time hear a nasally, shaky breathing outside the door
>door finally opens, it’s a 6’3 350lb neckbeard in a frilly skirt and stretched little girl’s clothing with poorly dyed, greasy neon hair
>stares uncomfortably at me while I’m washing my hands
>mumbles out “h-hi…” barely loud enough to realize he said anything
>uncomfortably greet him in return so he doesn’t rape me on the spot
>he immediately does the virgin speedwalk into a nearby stall
>begins loudly weeping and moaning while the discord notification sound plays multiple times a second
>finish washing hands, sprint out of bathroom
>not allowed to say anything about it or I’ll lose my job
Fapcop said:
The kids are alright. The younger ones are naturally rebelling against super pozzed millennials. Also anecdotal, but I don’t know anyone around 30 who’d vote for Biden. It’s either: “Fuck em, it’s all the same!” Or Trump all the way.
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I think zoomers get a bad rap, especially on the Farms. Yeah, there are a lot of retarded ones and those retards are a very loud group, but trust me when I say that if you spend enough time around zoomers you’ll realize they’re as sick of this shit as everyone else. The kids are naturally going to rebel, and right now that equates to openly calling wokeness retarded. Kiwis that work in education (outside of LA/NYC/Oregon shitholes) could probably back me up on this one.
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Welcome to troonhood, faggot. Enjoy the lack of sensation and constant dull pain, it’ll be all you have to look forward to for the next 6 months until you hang yourself.

Where does the “my nerves will reconnect and wake up any day now” idea come from? I first prominently heard it from Kevin Gibes, who has been saying the same thing for years after getting his stinkditch installed. Is this something they come up with out of cope-fueled denial that they’ve permanently removed their ability to feel sexual pleasure or is it told to them by black market doctors? Or both?
 
Super Dilator Duel 3D said:
Even funnier than outright misgendering is what I prefer to do; not using pronouns at all. When I talk to an obvious troon, I go out of my way not to use he/she/they when describing them. For instance, I was checking out at the store recently with a troon cashier and his normal coworker. I referred to the troon as “the other cashier” instead of “he/she” or “that man/woman” it makes them visibly seethe so fucking hard and it has enough plausible deniability that you’ll never be confronted on it ever and if you are, you’ll always appear in the right. Sometimes it makes conversations near a troon sound a little more stilted and awkward on my end, but it’s worth the funny. Besides, you faggots brought it on yourselves trying to force me to speak in a certain way.
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I do this too. If they ever dare to call you out for it, say you use gender neutral language. They know what you're doing but they can't prove it beyond doing something insane like "CALL ME SHE RIGHT NOW"
 
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