Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

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Apustajan apustaja said:
So thirty years ago everyone was retarded and everyone just died of dehydration when not reminded by the beverage industry to drink? Carrying water everywhere is quite a new trend. You don't see waterbottles in old paintings or even photographs.
Now give me some real argument other than "if you don't consume x you must be retarded".
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We used to have water fountains that Niggers weren't able to use.
 
Lone Wandering Courier said:
I pretty much have a dry mouth problem so I'm always thirsty. I get being against consoomerism, but carrying a water bottle at all is a weird hill for you to power level and die on.
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All the consumers are drinking out of Stanley Cups, so carrying water is bad now.

It is interesting though that Americans do drink more water on average that most other countries. Part of it is the massive amount of sodium we intake on average, but there are other factors too.
 
Apustajan apustaja said:
I sometimes take a bottle to work, in summer since a typical workday has me walking around 15000 steps. When hiking i was taught as a child not to carry water because of unnecceseary wheight.
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You know i was somewhat with you until than point. This "bring a lot of water everywhere with you" fade doesn't make a lot of sense for most of those people because they drive (so no physical effort) to their desk job where there's probably a water fountain or others water source somewhere. So they don't need to haul water around like they are crossing the Sahara on a camel's back.

They are making "drinking water" and "buying useless junk relating to water consumption" into a competition because that's what the culture turns everything into. And it's dumb.

But I was taught to bring 100oz for a day of fast hiking in a zone where there's no drinkable water in the wild, of course you don't bring all the water you need for several days of hiking but you would need to have a good quantity of water on you at all time and starting the journey with some it reasonable... nature doesn't always provide.
 
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Yaks said:
It is interesting though that Americans do drink more water on average that most other countries. Part of it is the massive amount of sodium we intake on average, but there are other factors too.
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Americans also eat more processed foods than other countries. Whole foods contain more water than processed foods, so perhaps that's another thing that makes Americans thirstier.
 
Sarcastic sockpuppet said:
You know i was somewhat with you until than point. This "bring a lot of water everywhere with you" fade doesn't make a lot of sense for most of those people because they drive (so no physical effort) to their desk job where there's probably a water fountain or others water source somewhere. So they don't need to haul water around like they are crossing the Sahara on camel back.

They are making "drinking water" and "buying useless junk relating to water consumption" into a competition because that's what the culture turns everything into.

But I was taught to bring 100oz for a day of fast hiking in a zone where there's no drinkable water in the wild, of course you don't bring all the water you need for several days of hiking but you would need to have water on you at all time... nature doesn't always provide.
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while that poster is a complete and utter faggochino for implying 'drinking water is consumerist'
i did notice the whole "uwu stay hydrated" trend to come hand in hand with consumerism, although i think that has more to do with the wellness trend and fake positivity trend
yknow the "mental health" craze that comes hand in hand with the "adulting" phenomena

you can actually pinpoint when it entered common social vernacular when Chris Chan start telling people to stay safe and be positive and all that at the end of every post, it has a very recognizable language and pattern of behaviors, wherein every single one of those patterns alone (telling people to be "safe" and "positive", drinking water, remembering to take meds (lol), loving yourself, talking about being 'enough' and 'valid' and fantasizing about getting all bundly wundly like a smol burrito with some chocy milky...) every one of those aspects in and of itself is innocent enough, but together they make this particular culture
 
Apustajan apustaja said:
When hiking i was taught as a child not to carry water because of unnecceseary wheight.
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Where the fuck were you hiking?

Cuntspiracy Man said:
while that poster is a complete and utter faggochino for implying 'drinking water is consumerist'
i did notice the whole "uwu stay hydrated" trend to come hand in hand with consumerism, although i think that has more to do with the wellness trend and fake positivity trend
yknow the "mental health" craze that comes hand in hand with the "adulting" phenomena

you can actually pinpoint when it entered common social vernacular when Chris Chan start telling people to stay safe and be positive and all that at the end of every post, it has a very recognizable language and pattern of behaviors, wherein every single one of those patterns alone (telling people to be "safe" and "positive", drinking water, remembering to take meds (lol), loving yourself, talking about being 'enough' and 'valid' and fantasizing about getting all bundly wundly like a smol burrito with some chocy milky...) every one of those aspects in and of itself is innocent enough, but together they make this particular culture
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Yeah, Apu might be saying some unusual things, but the idea that everyone needs to be drinking a Gatorade a day for normal life is indeed a new invention.
That said, we've had "water bottles" forever. Waterskins, for example.
 
Cuntspiracy Man said:
diet drinks are pretty much exclusively geared towards fats

speaking of drinks


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odds that this is a gag? knowing some people, i'd give it a maybe 70/30
odds that there's a mom out there we does shit like this in earnest? 100%
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I know its a joke video but I hope she isn't fattening up her son with this shit. But looking at her I'm sure the kid is a fat fuck too. There is a very sad correlation between low impulse control parents and childhood obesity.
 
Pokémon fans are adult Disney fans of video games. Even Call of Duty players at most are the MCUFAGS of video games. Multiple Pokémon fans on Twitter either got caught faking evidence of palworld using AI or admitted they lied about Palworld using AI because shooting monsters promotes cruelty to animals.
 
Cuntspiracy Man said:
i did notice the whole "uwu stay hydrated" trend to come hand in hand with consumerism,
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My own anecdote on this is I noticed it follow the short lived "water niggas" meme, in which people were calling themselves that and telling each other to stay hydrated, but not in that wholesome uwu bullshit way. It was dumb, but because the people calling themselves niggas included whypipo and other non blacks this could not stand and became rallies against, as there was even a subreddit with the same name before Reddit went completely insane. This trend got memory holed quick and the forced wholesometards took over, getting the sub banned or at least taken over and buried and coming up with safe terms like water homies, inevitably ending up with what it's like now.
 
Apustajan apustaja said:
Why? You find water in nature. And even if you take everything else out of your backpack and fill it with water it will run out on day three and by then you would rather have a fire or a sleeping bag in stead of empty bottles.
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You should not be drinking water you find in nature. That is how you get parasites my dude.

Also, the reason the African man goes the whole day without water is because he has no choice, that nigga doesn’t have water to begin with. If he had the choice, he’d carry fifteen of those dumbass Stanley cups filled with water.
 
Toolbox said:
My own anecdote on this is I noticed it follow the short lived "water niggas" meme, in which people were calling themselves that and telling each other to stay hydrated, but not in that wholesome uwu bullshit way. It was dumb, but because the people calling themselves niggas included whypipo and other non blacks this could not stand and became rallies against, as there was even a subreddit with the same name before Reddit went completely insane. This trend got memory holed quick and the forced wholesometards took over, getting the sub banned or at least taken over and buried and coming up with safe terms like water homies, inevitably ending up with what it's like now.
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well yknow what man ive never heard of this and i dont think i believe you
you made all of that up
 
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