Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

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BrainSand63 said:
Almost every woman in that video is fat.

Coincidence?
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diet drinks are pretty much exclusively geared towards fats

speaking of drinks




odds that this is a gag? knowing some people, i'd give it a maybe 70/30
odds that there's a mom out there we does shit like this in earnest? 100%
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
diet drinks are pretty much exclusively geared towards fats

speaking of drinks


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odds that this is a gag? knowing some people, i'd give it a maybe 70/30
odds that there's a mom out there we does shit like this in earnest? 100%
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The fact that it's supposedly for her son gives it away as a joke. She's not making a boy carry a purse on the bus, especially with the line "the colour looked too girly".
 
The whole idea that you need to carry a waterbottle to stay hydrated and healthy is a bit consoomerist. On the african savannah there is probably some nigger trying to powerwalk a cow to death right now, he does not need a water bottle, you should manage to drive to the office without one. There is really no need to drink water all the time continuously.
 
Apustajan apustaja said:
The whole idea that you need to carry a waterbottle to stay hydrated and healthy is a bit consoomerist. On the african savannah there is probably some nigger trying to powerwalk a cow to death right now, he does not need a water bottle, you should manage to drive to the office without one. There is really no need to drink water all the time continuously.
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ill be honest with ya buddy i dont base my life choices on what some african in the savanna is doing right now

you dont need to carry a bottle to stay hydrated, it helps if youre trying to stay hydrated to carry a water bottle
the issue is this roundabout way where its not a desire to utilize the object that makes you carry it, but rather the desire to carry the object which, in turn, makes you say "i already have this trendy object... i might as well use it"


youre not Diogenes, bro, youre on the internet on a New Zealandian bird herding forum pointing and laughing at stupid people
 
Apustajan apustaja said:
The whole idea that you need to carry a waterbottle to stay hydrated and healthy is a bit consoomerist. On the african savannah there is probably some nigger trying to powerwalk a cow to death right now, he does not need a water bottle, you should manage to drive to the office without one. There is really no need to drink water all the time continuously.
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Depends where you live, mate.
 
AnOminous said:
Maybe it's a not-having-an-IQ-two-standard-deviations-below-the-human-norm-and-being-literally-retarded thing.
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So thirty years ago everyone was retarded and everyone just died of dehydration when not reminded by the beverage industry to drink? Carrying water everywhere is quite a new trend. You don't see waterbottles in old paintings or even photographs.
Now give me some real argument other than "if you don't consume x you must be retarded".
 
Apustajan apustaja said:
So thirty years ago everyone was retarded and everyone just died of dehydration when not reminded by the beverage industry to drink? Carrying water everywhere is quite a new trend. You don't see waterbottles in old paintings or even photographs.
Now give me some real argument other than "if you don't consume x you must be retarded".
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Water bottles were very common in the nineties, at least amongst students. We all carried one, especially in summer.

Also, drink eskies have been popular with blue collar workers since eskies became a thing. They're basically a giant water bottle with a tap.

The Aboriginals before settlement used coolamons.
 
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canteen_(bottle) People have been going outside with water for hundreds of years. What kind of obese shut-in do you have to be to think this crap. Carrying water around outside is for people outdoors and on-the-go, not fatass retards who have never seen the sun. It's the branding of it that's stupid. "I've never seen it in old photos" You have and didn't recognise it.
 
Hinttitroniikka said:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canteen_(bottle) People have been going outside with water for hundreds of years. What kind of obese shut-in do you have to be to think this crap. Carrying water around outside is for people outdoors and on-the-go, not fatass retards who have never seen the sun. It's the branding of it that's stupid. "I've never seen it in old photos" You have and didn't recognise it.
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Here is and article that mentions how "hydration" was invented to sell Gatorade in the seventies. Getting enough water is not hard and unless you are running marathons drinking when you feel thirsty ir quite enough.
 
Apustajan apustaja said:
Here is and article that mentions how "hydration" was invented to sell Gatorade in the seventies. Getting enough water is not hard and unless you are running marathons drinking when you feel thirsty ir quite enough.
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It's not about excess water, it's about leaving your house ever, and going to places that don't have something available "when you feel thirsty." Or, hell, about not wanting to waste money and packaging when you can just take it with you. The only stupid thing is the obsession with branding and being more into the Stanley Nalgenes than the simple practicality of being able to drink water when you need to. Some people go outside to places other than stores and restaurants, and spend the whole day there.
 
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It's not about excess water, it's about leaving your house ever, and going to places that don't have something available "when you feel thirsty." Or, hell, about not wanting to waste money and packaging when you can just take it with you. The only stupid thing is the obsession with branding and being more into the Stanley Nalgenes than the simple practicality of being able to drink water when you need to. Some people go outside to places other than stores and restaurants, and spend the whole day there.
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I sometimes take a bottle to work, in summer since a typical workday has me walking around 15000 steps. When hiking i was taught as a child not to carry water because of unnecceseary wheight.
Notice how you are defending carrying water everywhere with the image of your active lifestyle and painting people who don't as sedentary? That is still an image thing for you, not about health or hydration.
 
Apustajan apustaja said:
Why? You find water in nature. And even if you take everything else out of your backpack and fill it with water it will run out on day three and by then you would rather have a fire or a sleeping bag in stead of empty bottles.
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Are you the Bush Tucker Man?
 
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