Official Kingdom Hearts Thread

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The series is dead. Move on.

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Final Fantasy and Disney is the gayest crossover of all time, the games are garbage and the stories are awful. I have no clue what people see in those games, or Final Fantasy games for that matter
 
30+GameOvers said:
Final Fantasy and Disney is the gayest crossover of all time, the games are garbage and the stories are awful. I have no clue what people see in those games, or Final Fantasy games for that matter
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Super Smash Bros. exists, that's even gayer, most of its fanbase consist of pedofaggots. I also forgot the screaming niggers that Jewtube finds appealing for some reason.
 
30+GameOvers said:
Final Fantasy and Disney is the gayest crossover of all time, the games are garbage and the stories are awful. I have no clue what people see in those games, or Final Fantasy games for that matter
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I know you are but what am I? :smug: a huge fag because I thought the console games were fun
ETA: to give you a genuine answer, it’s like watching a Fast and Furious movie - you know what to expect and if you like that sort of thing, you’ll enjoy it despite its obvious, glaring flaws.
 
kangdom farts is a dumb series with a massively overwrought narrative that requires a mile-long flow chart to explain while having no actually interesting content whatsoever. the Disney shit is cringe as fuck, and every non-original character that cameos is burdened with cringe dialogue to the point of ruination. also, Nomura is a fag with a leather fetish. namaste.

AnsemSoD1 said:
Super Smash Bros. exists, that's even gayer, most of its fanbase consist of pedofaggots.
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smash bros doesn't waste your time with cursed pretenses at telling some kind of epic story. even the shitty story modes in the later games mostly act as a framework for comp stomp matches.
 
I'm Retarded? said:
kangdom farts is a dumb series with a massively overwrought narrative that requires a mile-long flow chart to explain while having no actually interesting content whatsoever. the Disney shit is cringe as fuck, and every non-original character that cameos is burdened with cringe dialogue to the point of ruination. also, Nomura is a fag with a leather fetish. namaste.



smash bros doesn't waste your time with cursed pretenses at telling some kind of epic story. even the shitty story modes in the later games mostly act as a framework for comp stomp matches.
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Fitting name
 
Kingdom Hearts is like Game of Thrones for me. It started strong right while I was at the right age for it, but after the second game it was just disappointment and coping. The last game was where my frustration with the series turned to apathy, the series is dead and gay. Nothing in it resolved in any way approaching satisfaction. The last game cared more about Nomura's seethings on FF13 being taken from him than having cool battles, and the FF cast disappeared because Square Enix is too ashamed of the series to put their own characters.
 
30+GameOvers said:
Final Fantasy and Disney is the gayest crossover of all time, the games are garbage and the stories are awful. I have no clue what people see in those games, or Final Fantasy games for that matter
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Oh boy, it's Wurmple's time to shine! I have been a long time fan of this disgustingly bloated boat of Nomura's pure unadulterated ego. And as a dedicated fan of this shitstorm of a franchise all I have to say is:

The gameplay is fun. There's no other game that's anything close to how it plays and looks and feels. Other than that, yeah it's pretty terrible.
 
30+GameOvers said:
Final Fantasy and Disney is the gayest crossover of all time, the games are garbage and the stories are awful. I have no clue what people see in those games, or Final Fantasy games for that matter
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Against all odds, it somehow worked. At least, it did for the first game, and I'd say the second.
 
Most of my experience with Kingdom Hearts comes from OneyPlays, my one play through of the first game, and a couple of failed attempts at Chain of Memories.

It's one of those things that's absolutely terrible but strangely enjoyable, at least for me.
 
AnsemSoD1 said:
Most of the game series that have official threads here are dead or suck now, yet we still devote countless pages to sperg about them.
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In this case, considering we have another crossover game thread to discuss
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when are we getting Peter Griffin, Roger the Alien, Hank Hill and Bender Rodriguez for KH6?
 
Peanut Butter in Peril said:
Most of my experience with Kingdom Hearts comes from OneyPlays, my one play through of the first game, and a couple of failed attempts at Chain of Memories.

It's one of those things that's absolutely terrible but strangely enjoyable, at least for me.
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I stand by the fact that the card system only sucked because it was overlayed over fucking KH1's janky gameplay.
 
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