🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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I mean we all knew this about Sweetums, but I think after you propose five different methods of doing in your imagined enemies, you're just in love with the sound of your own voice. (And if, after eight proposed ways of killing people, you then throw in "placed on trial," you've just done the "Arson, Murder, Jaywalking" trope and I love that for him.)
 
lindsayfan said:
it's very telling that old man sweet gets angrier and more violent towards the farms than he's ever been during a years-long span where the farms has completely ignored him. he's extremely mentally ill
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His recent replies include to posts I made in this thread in 2015.
 
John, if you couldn't beat your smaller brother with a metal pipe and with the advantage of surprise, I really don't think you able to murder tons of people. You'd somehow, even with a gun, almost certainly fail to kill a single person on that list. Hell, odds are decent you'd shoot yourself after fucking up with the safety.

And on top of that, you thought that sneaking onto a train and leaping off it while it is moving and hoping it gets you to where you want to go would totally work, so odds are you'll fuck up and target the wrong people anyway. Like you've done so many times trying to stalk your troll. And that's ignoring the chance you'd die from this method of insanity.
Holdek said:
His recent replies include to posts I made in this thread in 2015.
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Again, he spends years trying to think of rebuttals. He is that catastrophically retarded. There is a reason it took him over a third of a day to leave a small building.
 
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Adamska said:
John, if you couldn't beat your smaller brother with a metal pipe and with the advantage of surprise, I really don't think you able to murder tons of people. You'd somehow, even with a gun, almost certainly fail to kill a single person on that list. Hell, odds are decent you'd shoot yourself after fucking up with the safety.

And on top of that, you thought that sneaking onto a train and leaping off it while it is moving and hoping it gets you to where you want to go, so odds are you'll fuck up and target the wrong people anyway. Like you've done so many times trying to stalk your troll. And that's ignoring the chance you'd die from this method of insanity.

Again, he spends years trying to think of rebuttals. He is that catastrophically retarded. There is a reason it took him over a third of a day to leave a small building.
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This piece of dumb worthless subhuman shit couldn't even defend his dog from another dog and that's all you need to know about any ability to fight anything.

Dog fights can be vicious but not even trying, just watching his dog die, that's indicative of someone who is just worthless in all respects. Fuck Jon Sweet.
 
Jonny the retarded maniac had to talk about penises solely because he knows on some level an 11 year old boy is smarter and more able to solve problems than he is. Even then, it isn't a flex given he was and still is a kissless virgin who thought relationships equals phone sex at that time.
 
While going down a Wikipedia rabbit hole earlier today, I stumbled across an article about a serial killer who looked remarkably like Sweetie-Pie, right down to the pedo glasses, which reminded me that he exists. Coincidentally, he made a post a few days ago (https://www.deviantart.com/haggismccrablice/journal/August-12-2024-1086087277) (https://archive.is/J8i9f) in which he seems to be upset that we haven't been paying attention to him, so he uploaded pics of himself in his underwear.

There's also a creepy post about tits from June, including thoughts about his dogs sucking on them (https://www.deviantart.com/haggismccrablice/status-update/The-pink-plastic-grocery-1064549782) (https://archive.is/6tpfN), a video from June in which he farts at the camera (https://www.deviantart.com/haggismccrablice/journal/Jun-16-2024-1064539308) (https://archive.is/4Ph6o), and a classic 'tard rant that he made as a response to a post in this thread made a year+ prior from May (https://www.deviantart.com/haggismccrablice/status-update/Of-course-I-1049210135) (https://archive.is/jRK75)
 
I like how this weird freak doesn't seem to get we're just not really interested in him any more. It's like someone checks in and sees if he's uttered some tard babble every few months.
 
AnOminous said:
I like how this weird freak doesn't seem to get we're just not really interested in him any more. It's like someone checks in and sees if he's uttered some tard babble every few months.
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I mean it doesn't help that he has the most delayed sense of l'espirit de l'escalier I've ever seen in a human before. He literally spends months seething and malding and desperately trying to find a reply that he thinks will be a zinger. No wonder he thinks we're at fault for delaying his book; he pissed away what little executive thought and ability to write he has just trying to find out how to counter an argument made years ago.

Again, Johnny is genuinely mentally ill. He's also genuinely retarded IMO, since it should not take months to try and counter a shitpost in this thread.
 
when i saw this thread was updated i assumed he'd finally died, possibly via pitbulls fatally savaging him as he shuffled around the soggy grass edges of some discount-store parking lot.

well, in the year 2525 if sweetcheeks is still alive, perhaps he can address why the COVER of his comic is so unneccessarily illegible:
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there's acres of room on the fourth line for that "than" but ohhh nooo. "whaaa! whaaaa! me no wanna puttee 'than' on line fo-wah, becawse when i pencil drabbing i put it on line thwee." so instead of taking the time to do it RIGHT like a decent american comics artist, this obama-tier lazy fraud just runs the text outside the speech bubble into the obscuring grey cloud. this is why our country's gone down the tubes, folks... and not coincidentally why we had to shitcan jon from his gig at... ah, nevermind
 
lindsayfan said:
when i saw this thread was updated i assumed he'd finally died, possibly via pitbulls fatally savaging him as he shuffled around the soggy grass edges of some discount-store parking lot.

well, in the year 2525 if sweetcheeks is still alive, perhaps he can address why the COVER of his comic is so unneccessarily illegible:
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there's acres of room on the fourth line for that "than" but ohhh nooo. "whaaa! whaaaa! me no wanna puttee 'than' on line fo-wah, becawse when i pencil drabbing i put it on line thwee." so instead of taking the time to do it RIGHT like a decent american comics artist, this obama-tier lazy fraud just runs the text outside the speech bubble into the obscuring grey cloud. this is why our country's gone down the tubes, folks... and not coincidentally why we had to shitcan jon from his gig at... ah, nevermind
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The dumbest part is I'm pretty sure he pencils this shit before he poorly inks it. So he looked at this massive bout of incompetence, easily could have edited that, and went with it anyway during inking.

This is the mental process that has you get trapped in a tiny clinic for eight hours.
 
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