💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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TheAmbiguousLurker said:
Wait, there's an audio version? I kind of want to know who they got to read this drivel out loud...
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Google search and Audible results tells me it's one Alyssa Bresnahan, who has 205 results for narration on Audible. Seems like she does a lot, maybe they just hand stuff to her?

Surprising to see was Blood and Chocolate which I read back in high school. Maybe she's got a good voice for female led books?
 
It's nice to see Patrick taking time out of his busy day to reply to a homosexual man suffering from HIV.
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Pickle Built said:
Does that include ebonerony?
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Well she didn't say vegan, so maybe he can squeeze some melanin out for her Impossible Niggeroni(tm)

Sleazy Car Salesman said:
I don't know anything about this guy beyond the fact that he types in a very entertaining way and that he wrote a book called Starship Repo and took an idea that should be both fucking awesome and idiot proof and made it shitty.
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Meat Target said:
"I am Dan Mullen!"
"No, I am Dan Mullen!"
"No, I am Dan Mullen!"

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God damnit you beat me to it. I see a future where the brothermen and Kiwis have all been arrested for felonious felony crimes and the jailer asks “which one of you is Dan Mullen?” To this we all slowly start replying “I am Dan Mullen” … “No, I am Dan Mullen!” … “NO! I AM DAN MULLEN!” And so on and so forth. It will be the day that the rift between our two forums was healed.
 
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Maude Snew said:
He told us that A: She in fact does have the herp and B: She was supposed to be a one night stand. Sadly I do not have his xeets archived and it's trying to find the infected needle in the lot lizard haystack at this point with how much he xeets but I sure hope someone else has them on standby. She was however kicked out of a polycule before they met and you know he wasn't getting around a lot so it probably came from her.
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MilkThePig said:
I'm sure this has already been pointed out but Patrick tweeted 379 times on 20th September.
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No he didn’t. Socialblade didn’t count tweets for Monday or Tuesday this week for some unknown reason, so the count is skewed.

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It’s still an embarrassing amount of tweets for one fat fuck to post in one day.
 
This is the fattest court filing I have ever seen, an absolutley obese document


Also his mufflers rusted out because he just drives to the dive bar and home. Not long enough to get any heat into the mufflers and burn off the condensation. No doubt the valves are full of carbon too from the engine lugging as he fattly drives around at low speeds
 
RollingRock2 said:
So the mufflers rusted out, I guess they get humidity in Milwakee because of the great lakes, now he's got a 2006(?) v6 Rustang with fart cans
It doesn't seem like that old of a car to falling apart due to rust
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Post is too long to quote but as @Troon_Patrol said, it's the rock salt they use on the roads in colder climates. That combined with the moisture from the snow will rust the shit out of your undercarriage.
 
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It's nice to see Patrick taking time out of his busy day to reply to a homosexual man suffering from HIV.
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It's the subtle typos that occasionally crop up that tell you his phone doesn't autocomplete his "enjoy prison" copypasta. He actually types out each and every word. Imagine wasting your life like this.

Actually, you don't need to imagine. Patrick is showing you right now.
 
Elderly Homosexual Negro said:
That man is Porsalin trying to finish his Patrick S. Tomlinson documentary.
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lol goddamn you, i'd forgotten about that, but now i'm annoyed again at it not being finished

sanguiduct said:
I dunno, man. I don't think anyone really enjoys prison.
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how little you know, child. many of us in this thread have been enjoying prison already for some time. prison enjoying is mandated. when you are commanded to enjoy prison then you have no choice but to enjoy prison. the only flaw in my otherwise immense and perfect prison enjoyment is the tragic awareness that there are some yet unprisoned who are thus denied the enjoyment i experience with each imprisoned breath. enjoy prison
 
Since the topic of how shitty Fat's Mustang is has once again come up, I'd like to offer a much better 2006 Mustang GT for direct comparison.

Whether or not you like Matt Farah, there's some decent discussion in here about just how much work has to be done to make a 2006 GT even remotely comparable to a Coyote based Mustang with "bolt ons".


tl;dr it takes a centrifugal super charger (that sounds like it's "shushing" the entire road whenever you're off throttle), 10 pounds of boost, and about as much engine work as can be put into it without resorting to ridiculously priced modifications (as in MORE expensive than this already expensive build), insanely high octane fuel, NOS, or water injection systems while still remaining driveable and street legal to get to...wait for it...480WHP, which is basically what a Coyote will make with the very little aftermarket effort.
 
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