💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[King Of The Kiwis]

How can one man so delusional keep taking so many L's and still not change?

 

[Divine right to rule]

How can one man so delusional keep taking so many L's and still not change?

His narcissistic shell is as thick as his adipose shell. You could throw a tsar bomba on that bacon and it would just bounce off

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Watching a pig monster kick himself in the head is pretty funny. 8/10 lolcow.

 

[Maude Snew]

The most tragic short story ever told.

Done with inspect element as a joke, there is no actual evidence Patrick S Tomlinson actually capture and eats urban youth although it is weird that it shows up on the record in at least one court document.

 

[Broadside]

The most tragic short story ever told.
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Done with inspect element as a joke, there is no actual evidence Patrick S Tomlinson actually capture and eats urban youth although it is weird that it shows up on the record in at least one court document.

Hey Patrick, you keep Hemingway out of your fat pig mouth ya hear me?!

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

To add on that, Amazon has it for 12 bucks paperback rn when usually it's 18.99
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That is a horrific profit drop

Wait, there's an audio version? I kind of want to know who they got to read this drivel out loud...

 

[grapeshark77]

Thought I'd do a search after seeing Pat tweet about Biden's age:



Bernie Sanders was too old at 78 despite seeming younger than Biden in 2023. Also BIDEN was too old in 2020. (And when did Bernie "lose weight at an alarming rate"??)

T / A

 

[Sneed-Vicious]

Reading the last pest text I realized fatrick may believe(or maybe wants to convince others) that most of his trolls are in fact just Dan Mullen

 

[WelperHelper99]

Wait, there's an audio version? I kind of want to know who they got to read this drivel out loud...

The audio CD is surprisingly low, just shy of 20 before taxes. He's not making much money from any version of his book whatsoever

 

[Maude Snew]

The audio CD is surprisingly low, just shy of 20 before taxes. He's not making much money from any version of his book whatsoever

Wouldn't he need to earn back his advance first before getting paid anyway?

 

[WelperHelper99]

Wouldn't he need to earn back his advance first before getting paid anyway?

Basically. Printing those CD's ain't free, and unlike a paperback like his, which physical cost is around a dollar per copy (I tried publishing once, pl), a CD is substantially more. I doubt he's seen profits from them

 

[AnOminous]

So the mufflers rusted out, I guess they get humidity in Milwakee because of the great lakes, now he's got a 2006(?) v6 Rustang with fart cans

It's 2008 according to the WI license plate.

 

[Glowie]

That pigheaded need to child each and every stalker is why I never get tired of him.

I'd like to add who Fatrick consider as Stalkers: book critics, the police and court system. Suffering writer wished to be known and famous.

Internet graciously granted his wish.

 

[DumbDude43]

Basically. Printing those CD's ain't free, and unlike a paperback like his, which physical cost is around a dollar per copy (I tried publishing once, pl), a CD is substantially more. I doubt he's seen profits from them

no fucking way making a cd is more expensive than a paperback book
i remember very well the days when CDs (and later DVDs) were widely used as portable data storage, you could buy raw(empty) CDs for like 50 cents each at stores, we used them to copy and share video games at school

 

[HarblMcDavid]

If he had money or sense he’d just buy an electric car. Pretty much any of which will be quicker and cooler than what he’s got. Why is a sci-fi author fucking around with a rusty old 20th century gasoline powered shitbox?

I'd especially look forward to all the tweets about him "unexpectedly" running out of juice during the winter because the battery's efficiency tanks at low temps.

 

[Mr Moonface]

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1705220696886980718

 

[Post Reply]

Dan "5 sinks" Mullen vindicated once again
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The difference between a lolcow and a ordinary human being is the ability to laugh at yourself.

 

[Idiotus Maximus]

As far as I'm aware I've never so much as interacted with this fat fuck on Twitter but he has me blocked anyhow.

 

[WelperHelper99]

no fucking way making a cd is more expensive than a paperback book
i remember very well the days when CDs (and later DVDs) were widely used as portable data storage, you could buy raw(empty) CDs for like 50 cents each at stores, we used them to copy and share video games at school

Did those CD's have custom art and cases? No? CD's are pricy items, paper is literally tree pulp.

 

[ZipDisk]

How I think things went down:

Judge: Is the Dan Mullen in the courtroom?
Fatr:NO BUT HE WAS BEFORE CHILD
Judge: The fuck did you just say?

As to Lolcow of the year award, you always have to leave room for the last second freakouts. For instance, if fatrick tried to engage in fisticuffs at hooli's, he'd have an edge.