Ralph and Grace Thorp - Ralph simps for another mentally ill girl with daddy issues

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Cringestorian X said:
yet another crossover with the thorps
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And yet Ralph is still denying that he's interested.

Ethan Ralph Is 5'1 said:
Ralph joins the call and she's reading a Victorian era style love letter from her ex.
It's tough, there.
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I am getting mixed signals from that guy because they later pulled up a video where he says he wants to bottom for Destiny because "he's like my daddy".

 
My prediction for this thread 1 year from now:

How it started
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How it's going
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Gunt has managed to resist devolving into an IP2 streamer through near superhuman luck. The simulation has seen fit to form a new IP2 around him and it's being pretty lazy about the characters. Unfortunately I couldn't find the pic of pre-IP2 Goo in the IP2 thread because I was struck by how much she looked like Grace and I swear it isn't solely autistic faceblindness. I'd appreciate it if any Goo simp IP2 loremaster who has it saved could post it. Grace is going to run away with Ralph and get addicted to drugs. That combined with her obviously fucked upbringing will create a new rl streaming trainwreck to rival Queen Goocheese in her prime.

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New ShaMoo video on Ben's "House of Wayward Hoes"

Includes clips of Grossly Offensive interviewing Ava the G, the Destiny fan who flew out to the Thorps' house to make content with Grace but ended up getting physically abused and literally treated like a dog by Ben :story:

The video also ends with a clip of Ben hitting Grace in the face out of anger following Telegram trolls spamming him with cat memes.
 
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New ShaMoo video on Ben's "House of Wayward Hoes"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ow6yaBs6W20
Includes clips of Grossly Offensive interviewing Ava the G, the Destiny fan who flew out to the Thorps' house to make content with Grace but ended up getting physically abused and literally treated like a dog by Ben :story:

The video also ends with a clip of Ben hitting Grace in the face out of anger following Telegram trolls spamming him with cat memes.
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Well that was horriformative.

What happens first, Ben killing the Gunt or Grace getting gunted? Tune in next week to find out I guess.
 
hammerheadedshark said:
Guys, do you really think Ralph has chance with someone as good looking and cute as her?
If that happens, then there is hope for anyone to get an in with a hot chick
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As Kenny Loggins would say, Gunt's on the highway to the danger zone, using the express lane from his home in the no-go zone.

You don't stick your dick in crazy, no matter how hot. Even pump-and-dumps can go horribly wrong.

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Side note: I was horrified by how many copies of this had "tranny" at 8-10 on the hotness scale. Google and lose all faith in humanity
 
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Here's Grace getting shit on by Destiny and Big Papa Faggot and trying to bring on Ben to save her:
 
I'm gonna lurch forth with a hot take here: I don't think Ralph is really into Grace. Or at least he isn't now. He may be cagey in how he interacts with her and her disgusting dogpig father, but pretty or not, she is no longer his cup of tea.

Ralph likes girls with traditional daddy issues or girls whose daddies aren't issues anymore. Daddy issues are when daddy works too much, or divorced mommy for a younger model and had a replacement baby he spent more time with. Grace does not have "daddy" issues. She has issues with extreme sexual sadism, incest, and a home life that is verging into human trafficking.

Ralph enjoys all different kinds of women, clearly. He had stability and some domesticity with Nora. He had the thrill of despoiling a teenager and engaging in drama with her family with Baby Mama One. He had the spirit of vengeance wrenching Panstu away from his enemies and then engaging in drama with her family. And Adrienne was just there to lick his anus and give him Xanax during Covid.

But Grace is a thing apart of all the drama, mess, and misery he's willingly stepped into before. Her goddamn father is actively trying to pimp her off on him and his reaction was decidedly muffled. Grace is cute. She would be the prettiest girl he ever got before. But this isn't the fun of having a drunken romp with a teen at Dax's Barbie Dream House. This is sickening shit and Daddy Thorp is a violent, sexual sadist who has plenty of guns and is completely insane. I think he will nod along with some of the crazier shit when it is arm's length, but his lukewarm response to being given access to a girl as cute as Grace is telling.
 
Dog Prom 3D said:
I'm gonna lurch forth with a hot take here: I don't think Ralph is really into Grace. Or at least he isn't now. He may be cagey in how he interacts with her and her disgusting dogpig father, but pretty or not, she is no longer his cup of tea.

Ralph likes girls with traditional daddy issues or girls whose daddies aren't issues anymore. Daddy issues are when daddy works too much, or divorced mommy for a younger model and had a replacement baby he spent more time with. Grace does not have "daddy" issues. She has issues with extreme sexual sadism, incest, and a home life that is verging into human trafficking.

Ralph enjoys all different kinds of women, clearly. He had stability and some domesticity with Nora. He had the thrill of despoiling a teenager and engaging in drama with her family with Baby Mama One. He had the spirit of vengeance wrenching Panstu away from his enemies and then engaging in drama with her family. And Adrienne was just there to lick his anus and give him Xanax during Covid.

But Grace is a thing apart of all the drama, mess, and misery he's willingly stepped into before. Her goddamn father is actively trying to pimp her off on him and his reaction was decidedly muffled. Grace is cute. She would be the prettiest girl he ever got before. But this isn't the fun of having a drunken romp with a teen at Dax's Barbie Dream House. This is sickening shit and Daddy Thorp is a violent, sexual sadist who has plenty of guns and is completely insane. I think he will nod along with some of the crazier shit when it is arm's length, but his lukewarm response to being given access to a girl as cute as Grace is telling.
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Valid points actually - you'd think he would have hopped a plane and at the very least pumped and dumped by now, what with it being offered up on a silver platter and as you said, easily the most attractive girl he's had the opportunity to snag. And it's not like human trafficking or prostitution is against any of his morals: Black Whores spring to mind.

I do wonder if it's that she's not the right kind of damaged, if he's actually taking advice from the Farms, or if even the Gunt can see this is an obvious honeypot.
 
This thread is insane, and I hope to God that this demented, degenerate father will be boiled in piranha solution. What a swine.
 
Dog Prom 3D said:
This is sickening shit and Daddy Thorp is a violent, sexual sadist who has plenty of guns and is completely insane.
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This is likely the primary reason in my eyes. Potential Baby Daddy #3 won't file failed lolsuits or accidentally destroy his wrestling belt, he'll wait until Ralph shows up in the US and turn him into swiss cheese at best. At worst, cunt will be carved and dried into jerky while still alive and tied to a radiator in Ben's basement.
 
Dog Prom 3D said:
I'm gonna lurch forth with a hot take here: I don't think Ralph is really into Grace.
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Extremely optimistic post. You don't think Ralph would fuck her if her dad stripped her naked and held her down for him? Of course he fucking would. I think he's only loosing interest in her because he realizes it's never going to happen and he's getting played by Ben Thorp dangling the carrot infront of his nose that he will never get to eat. No doubt he has offered Grace a great escape at least a hundred times by now. She just keeps making up excuses why she can't come and get gunted while her dad and her laugh about what a sucker Ralph is.
 
Ralph's into Grace. Grace is a huge fucking tease because it costs nothing to be casually flirty online with what's a random internet fatass, especially if that buys her some attention in the SEKTUR and possibly appearances elsewhere. Ralph's thirsting hard, and Grace plays into it, but at choice moments she expresses her troo love is Darius despite using Ralph like a psycho cunt and building him up as a sexual rival, casually but in a very typically feminine way nulling all the sexual tension that's been building up, and that's when you can see Ralph's face fall. Be on the lookout.

tldr; she's got Ralph on a leash to make her ex/not ex mad, something might come of it or it might not depending on how particularly psycho she might be at making her troo love mad
 
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popnloch ness monster said:
Ralph's into Grace. Grace is a huge fucking tease because it costs nothing to be casually flirty online with what's a random internet fatass, especially if that buys her some attention in the SEKTUR and possibly appearances elsewhere. Ralph's thirsting hard, and Grace plays into it, but at choice moments she expresses her troo love is Darius despite using Ralph like a psycho cunt and building him up as a sexual rival, casually but in a very typically feminine way nulling all the sexual tension that's been building up, and that's when you can see Ralph's face fall. Be on the lookout.

tldr; she's got Ralph on a leash to make her ex/not ex mad, something might come of it or it might not depending on how particularly psycho she might be at making her troo love mad
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He just needs to meet her in person without her dad around. One whiff of that Ralphamusk and it'll be all over.
 
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