Ralph and Grace Thorp - Ralph simps for another mentally ill girl with daddy issues

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Grace Thorp's father Ben Thorp made some comments about Ralph's relationship with Grace in the first segment of the Killstream on Tuesday (July 25).

Ben mentioned off-hand that Ralph offered to fly Grace out to both Las Vegas and Mexico. Ralph said that the flyout offer was strictly professional so that they could make content. Ralph emphasized he needed to clarify the situation because of the rumors circulating online.

Ben replied that although he trusts Ralph, he also doesn't care and "she could sit on your dick, she's free to [...] if she fucks you, she fucks you".



Ralph was still uncomfortable and shortly afterwards brought the IBS segment to a stuttering halt and stepped in to do further cleanup. He clarified that he did not offer to fly Grace out to Vegas; Grace was nearby in LA at the time.



Ben said that Ralph is ten times the man Darius is. Ben added Grace "could, I could conceive of her falling in love with you, because you're a great guy."

Ben declared: "I'd consider it an honor for you to be my son-in law."

Ralph again insisted that his on-air back-and-forth with Grace was just for the show. He names some of his talk show inspirations and said they all had bits where female guests would flirt with the host, Ben interjected at this point to say that sometimes the bits that turned into something real.

Ben said that Ralph was "doing us a huge favor" because any rumor that Grace "sucked Ethan Ralph's dick" would be better than the false rumors of incest. Ben accepted that the rumors put Ralph in a difficult position with May, but says the situation could be beneficial for Ralph as well: "it might not be the worst thing for you to say, 'I've got this hot 20 year old piece of ass who's interested in me.'"

Ralph and Ben agree that Ralph has not actually crossed any lines. Ethan Ralph is "always a gentleman", per Ben.



Ralph confirms that he has talked to May about the Grace Thorp segments. Ralph would not do the segments if he thought he was disrespecting his wife.

As a result of Ralph's "setback", May and Ralph are not in "strict communication", but before that happened, around the time of the first segments, Ralph informed her that it was just for the show and May didn't have a problem with it. May said "I'm glad you're having fun". Ben responds that she was just saying that, but didn't mean it. Ben predicts that May might "up her game" if she believes there's "something better on the table".

Ben encouraged Ralph to refer to May as his "putative wife" like he does with his own estranged wife. Ben would like to talk to Ralph in private about his relationship with May; Ralph doesn't need to "crucify himself". Ben watched Ralph's appearance on JLP and agreed with JLP. Ralph also shouldn't have to tell May that he's an entertainer. Ralph had nothing to apologize for.

Ben said that Ralph is "clean as a whistle, but you don't have to be this guy who's like, so clean," and Ralph needs to realize that he does not have to "be Jesus Christ twenty-four hours a day".

 
The Thorp rabbit hole goes so deep, it's wild.
Hopefully someone competent creates a proper thread on the whole clan because this hasn't even scratched the surface.
Firstly, her mother absolutely despises Grace because she feels like she stole her husband, which checks out in light of the time Grace suggested that girl's with bad relationships with their dad's immediately suck his dick, let alone the mountain of wtf interactions between Grace and Ben.
There's some great footage of Mama Cortney on stream, down on her knees, begging to be fucked and punched "like the dirty cock sucking whore she is".
Like I said, this thread doesn't even come close to doing this family of lolcows justice. Thank fuck Ralph isn't going down this path because Ben would 100% be the last father-in-law.
 
There's a lot of jokes to be made here but this really fucked up and I can't seem to piece one together. Gross.
 
Balldo's Gate said:
Ben said that Ralph is ten times the man Darius is. Ben added Grace "could, I could conceive of her falling in love with you, because you're a great guy."

Ben declared: "I'd consider it an honor for you to be my son-in law."
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lmfao they really are going to run mad game on the gunt arent they?
the Thorps are very good at buttering up marks, thats one thing ive noticed
 
GradeAGobbleDeeGook said:
the Thorps are very good at buttering up marks, thats one thing ive noticed
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Unless Ethan has a section of a treasure map tattooed on the underside of his gunt leading to the lost city of gold what does the family have to gain from legal entanglement with the ragepig?
 
BlueArmedDevil said:
Unless Ethan has a section of a treasure map tattooed on the underside of his gunt leading to the lost city of gold what does the family have to gain from legal entanglement with the ragepig?
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his audience is that treasure map, its what the thorps do, anybody with a channel larger than them they latch on to, theyve been at it for a while now
its really anybody with an audience that they will go after, 100-500 views is better than the 5-20 views they get on their own
and for whatever reason, the method is always the same, Grace flirting/Ben being cool with it and playing along
edit: oh shit i get your confusion now, by "mad game" i didint mean literal money scam thats my bad, i meant drama/clout farming, the worst kind, where Grace "falls in love" with Ralph and then leaves him calling her "whore" again on twitter3
 
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“Why yes I would be proud to have the disgusting fat blob with quad tits that’s going to be twice divorced with 2 baby mommas fuck my daughter. In fact he makes our family look better in comparison”
 
BlueArmedDevil said:
Unless Ethan has a section of a treasure map tattooed on the underside of his gunt leading to the lost city of gold what does the family have to gain from legal entanglement with the ragepig?
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I think they're trying to build their audience.

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GradeAGobbleDeeGook said:
his audience is that treasure map, its what the thorps do, anybody with a channel larger than them they latch on to, theyve been at it for a while now
its really anybody with an audience that they will go after, 100-500 views is better than the 5-20 views they get on their own
and for whatever reason, the method is always the same, Grace flirting/Ben being cool with it and playing along
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I wonder if they're actually going after Dick's clique and Ralph is just the vehicle. Dick's audience is an order of magnitude larger than Ralph's, Dick likes trashy damaged hoes just as much as Ralph, and Ben is a kindred spirit to Vito (and would probably make Vito squirm).
 
Homunculi First said:
So basically the Thorps are teasing a speedrun of Ralphababy3.0 as a way of trying to become bigger ecelebs. Utter fucking lunacy.
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lol that is a wonderful way of putting it
well when they arent convincing people they are incest fucking and then fighting it out for drama/clout, they are doing cunning shit like this
and they are both absolutely shameless about it as well, which makes for quite an entertaining show for the viewers
they are very convincing, they will say and do just about anything to convince you to keep them around
 
Ralph is dangerously close to the most retarded, internet-brained, ugly version of Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.

I await the coming shitshow, especially if they are both in YOBA 2.
 
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