Ralph and Grace Thorp - Ralph simps for another mentally ill girl with daddy issues

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not william stenchever said:
How long until the Ethan Ralph vs. thread I wonder. Before or after the third ralphabably is conceived to bring about the end times?
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Shit is so off the rails I honestly don't know what to expect from this shit. My gut is telling me this may be the first honest to God work in the ralph-verse, only the work is definitely not being done  by Ralph.
 
I wanted to follow up on my previous post, specifically about Cortney Thorp, Grace's mother.
I'm warning you, this shit made me insanely fucking uncomfortable to the point that I had to skip past it. How far do y'all reckon the apple has fallen from the tree?
Relevant bit starts at 01:07:00
Ralph, please, you absolute madman, run. Grace is literally in an incestuous relationship with her crazy as fuck father and they're working you. If you haven't figured it out yet, "Catholic"+terminally online= sex offenders. Just go buy a whore. It's unironically cleaner, less risky, more respectable, cheaper and more sane than whatever the hell you think you'll get out of this girl.
These Jerry Springer reruns of yours are boring but you jumping the shark and getting buried in the woods by these people is honestly going to suck.
 
newuser131 said:
why are you given ralph sound advice? this potential trainwreck will add a subplot to an already kino storyline.
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Because I genuinely like Ralph and don't relish the thought of him getting sucked into another "Catholic" sex offender cult. The last 5 years have been a cycle of picking worse and worse partners, destroying those relationships and engaging in shamefully trashy slap fights and court battles with the fathers. Fuck that.
If Ralph wants to get that 2018 vibe back he should side step these absolutely disgusting freaks and their blatantly obvious clout chasing.
 
Swiss Beeze said:
Because I genuinely like Ralph and don't relish the thought of him getting sucked into another "Catholic" sex offender cult. The last 5 years have been a cycle of picking worse and worse partners, destroying those relationships and engaging in shamefully trashy slap fights and court battles with the fathers. Fuck that.
If Ralph wants to get that 2018 vibe back he should side step these absolutely disgusting freaks and their blatantly obvious clout chasing.
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Can you explain why you like Gunt? Like, I am genuinely interested why this person has actual, unironic fans.
 
newuser131 said:
why are you given ralph sound advice? this potential trainwreck will add a subplot to an already kino storyline.
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Sure it would be funny watching Ralph walk into the lions' den but these lions are crazy like methed up incestuous foxes. I am terrified of the crazy at work here. We'll see what happens when the Ralphamale clashes with the Thorp incest polycule of doom.
 
not william stenchever said:
Sure it would be funny watching Ralph walk into the lions' den but these lions are crazy like methed up incestuous foxes. I am terrified of the crazy at work here. We'll see what happens when the Ralphamale clashes with the Thorp incest polycule of doom.
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The Ralphamale needs to secure his crown before "rescuing the princess". The Kang stands a better chance of avoiding a real felony if he can separate her from the new millennium's version of "Home*". With Ben vying for the crown he is inviting his own coup from the sektur if Ben is part of the Kang's court.

*Fun fact: "Home" is the only X-Files episode that is banned from replay on any North American OTA network. Australia too, but those freaks have some fucked up cultural issues of their own. Kangaroo fucking convict scum.
 
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So what, now we're doing open incest and pimping out your daughter to horny losers online?

All the people in this sector of the internet seem to be getting more and more shamelessly degenerate every new one that emerges, and it might be best for everyone if they were all put down.

As for Ralph and Grace, even Ralph might be smart enough not to get involved in this. They have no intention of giving him anything, and no joke, these are the types of families you hear about on true crime shows after a body turns up in the woods.
 
Swiss Beeze said:
Because I genuinely like Ralph and don't relish the thought of him getting sucked into another "Catholic" sex offender cult. The last 5 years have been a cycle of picking worse and worse partners, destroying those relationships and engaging in shamefully trashy slap fights and court battles with the fathers. Fuck that.
If Ralph wants to get that 2018 vibe back he should side step these absolutely disgusting freaks and their blatantly obvious clout chasing.
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you have to realise what most men here already know, that its over and that theyve been buttering him up for months
what are the words of a bunch of autists against the potential for a recently abandoned severely rotund man with nothing to live for to bed, wed and bred Grace Thorp?
for Ralph, the bait is just too tempting, you need to realise Grace is the exact type of woman Ralph goes for, and shes a proven degenerate, that makes her a 10/10 for Ralph
and shes leading him on, as is her father, believe me, theres nothing anybody can say or do, just enjoy the show
 
Uberpenguin said:
They have no intention of giving him anything, and no joke, these are the types of families you hear about on true crime shows after a body turns up in the woods.
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I distinctly remember an episode of Forensic Files where after murdering an acquaintance of his and dumping the body in the ocean, the killer assumed the victim's identity so he could fuck his daughter without arousing suspicion.
 
Spergichu said:
I distinctly remember an episode of Forensic Files where after murdering an acquaintance of his and dumping the body in the ocean, the killer assumed the victim's identity so he could fuck his daughter without arousing suspicion.
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"He's got to be misremembering this", I thought with a 🌈.

One quick search later, I find out about Albert Johnson Walker, also known as "The Rolex Killer". You have a distinctly good memory!

(Forensic Files Season 5, Episode 15: "Time Will Tell". Original airdate December 19, 2000)

If it gets greenlit for a fourth season, I have a horrible feeling that we'll be seeing an episode of Forensic Files II called "Gunt Floats".
 
LGHDR+ said:
"He's got to be misremembering this", I thought with a 🌈.

One quick search later, I find out about Albert Johnson Walker, also known as "The Rolex Killer". You have a distinctly good memory!

(Forensic Files Season 5, Episode 15: "Time Will Tell". Original airdate December 19, 2000)

If it gets greenlit for a fourth season, I have a horrible feeling that we'll be seeing an episode of Forensic Files II called "Gunt Floats".
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That's when Rhode Island detectives made... a startling discovery.
 
Scout Trooper said:
That's when Rhode Island detectives made... a startling discovery.
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(Essentially this whole thread in a nutshell)
 
I wish Ralph would distance himself from this shit because the whole family's situation makes me kind of sick and I wish they'd disappear instead of getting clout. Don't know why this particular brand of deviancy is a bridge too far but I hate it.
 
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