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Thomas Eugene Paris said:
I'm sure that it's what I think, yes.

Was it a horseback riding accident? I've heard it claimed that she fell off a swing.
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She was also born at home prematurely and she did not receive immediate care; it has been implied that she lacked oxygen at birth. This coupled with her severe childhood head injury caused her to be slow in the head. So she isn't a genetic tard, just one created by neglect.

This made her the perfect broodmare for David, who had been tapped to be the new IBLP leader.
 
Thomas Eugene Paris said:
I'm sure that it's what I think, yes.

Was it a horseback riding accident? I've heard it claimed that she fell off a swing.
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I've also heard the premature baby lore, that Cilla was a preemie and had profound brain damage.

The Kellers aren't particularly bright or well-educated. It also isn't their aim to be or appear to be bright or well-educated, so I think Priscilla probably seems alien to most modern women because she isn't massively insecure and trying to prove she's smart in the same way someone like Jill is. Highly religious Catholic, Jewish, and Western Muslim women tend to be very intelligent and enjoy scholarly but feminine things like literature and art in a very academic way. Those things are awesome and it's great women and girls can enjoy them, but Priscilla seems to keep whatever it is that does interest her either is mostly her family, or maybe she has some private interest she doesn't want to share because of idiots online. Even if she was writing academic level theology papers for fun (she isn't), some people would insist they're only further proof she's profoundly retarded.

Who needs a CT of the head to diagnose a brain injury when you once sat with someone with a mild disability whom you think probably had a TBI? Good enough evidence for ME, you elitist.
 
LMFAO, I have a JD and have devoted 20% of my practice for the last ten years to caring for disabled and underserved children pro bono, worked as a guardian ad litem for disabled children in the system for five years and also certified as a CASA on top of decades of volunteering. Get fucked you weirdass religious cocksucker incel.

I'm an eLiTeSt; eat my entire ass.
 
Look, Pricilla has some obvious deficits. I feel bad for her, because she knows nothing of what’s out there but I feel that way about all the fundie girls. They’re basically not allowed to think for themselves, rather be controlled by a headship whether it be a father or husband. Are they capable of more? Yes. But the girls have been deprived of a real education, so they’ll never reach their full potential.

My fear is that there are many Josh Duggars in the iblp world and they all just cover up for each other.
 
WinifredSanderson said:
LMFAO, I have a JD and have devoted 20% of my practice for the last ten years to caring for disabled and underserved children pro bono, worked as a guardian ad litem for disabled children in the system for five years and also certified as a CASA on top of decades of volunteering. Get fucked you weirdass religious cocksucker incel.

I'm an eLiTeSt; eat my entire ass.
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No1curr, stop power leveling.

I don't think Dud is right either but fuck off with that incel shit, we aren't reddit.

@Thomas Eugene Paris, seems to be both from the comments, but I have no idea. It wouldn't surprise me if they had more than one TBI though, with how they talk. Personal experience tells me it's likely brain damage and not being literally retarded but I can only glean so much from online.
 
WinifredSanderson said:
LMFAO, I have a JD and have devoted 20% of my practice for the last ten years to caring for disabled and underserved children pro bono, worked as a guardian ad litem for disabled children in the system for five years and also certified as a CASA on top of decades of volunteering. Get fucked you weirdass religious cocksucker incel.

I'm an eLiTeSt; eat my entire ass.
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I wouldn't let me get under your skin. I appreciate and believe you when you say you're a CASA volunteer and work pro bono on behalf of those who need the most help, because I can't figure any real reason to lie about that here, but despite the fact you almost certainly have given more than me in terms of charitable contributions and serve as a mark for me to do better as a person, you're still out of your depths talking about s/s of traumatic brain injuries, JD or not.

Also, sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me. :)
 
I know it's been mentioned on this thread, but I always found the way how evangelicals view sex really creepy.

Of all the Christians, Evangelicals air their dirty laundry about their sex lives most. It isn't just inappropriate but also ironic and contradictory since they always preach to every young person about modesty and purity.

I don't know if anybody has heard of Family First, but it's a fundie nonprofit run by Susan and Mark Merill, evangelicals with some pretty innocent looking websites disguised to look modern such as IMom.com and AllProDad.com. Some o the content there is... Interesting to say at least.


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Sex is a popular topic. It gets 506,000,000 online searches a month. God gets 55,600,000. President Trump gets over a million. The weather gets 185,000,000. I offer these stats for a little comparison. More people search for answers about sex than answers about religion, politics or the chance of rain.
Sex is a very popular topic. It is also a topic that I think gets over analyzed to the point that we are confused and discontent in our contrast and comparison of what we should or shouldn’t be doing as partners. I think that is a mistake on our part. Married sex is the best but it is not always perfect. Sometimes it’s worthy of an academy award but more often it’s quick after the kids go to bed but before we fall asleep from exhaustion. Everyone has their own reality about sex. Yours is not mine and that is fine because we are all really different. So let me be real about our married sex, in the hopes that it will encourage you to be realistic about yours. I will begin with…

Everyone has their own reality about sex. Yours is not mine and that is fine because we are all really different.

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The First Night​

Our honeymoon was our first night together. Our wedding was huge and our reception was packed. It was a blast but I never saw the food–ever. We took off for our honeymoon destination at 11:30 pm. It was an hour drive and he was hyper focused–not even talking. I was starving. Someone had thoughtfully given us a box of reception goodies to eat. The box sat enticingly at my feet and I offered some to Mark, but he was totally uninterested. Don’t ask me why I hesitated; I have never been shy about food, but I was feeling a little uncertain about the intimacy ahead. We arrived, changed and once more I asked if he was hungry. He was hungry but not for food. And so we proceeded and it was lovely.
But, I was still starving. So hungry that I could not fall asleep. In the dark I dropped to the floor and crawled around in search of the goody box. Finding it, I quietly opened the box to discover every morsel tightly wrapped in heavy aluminum foil. It made a racket and I sounded like a rat foraging for food. Mark–Mr. eagle ears–woke up and said, “Susan, where are you and what are you doing?” I sheepishly confessed that I was hungry. He asked in confusion, “You’re hungry?” Like how could you possibly be hungry after that? How unromantic could I be?
At that point it should have been very clear to me–sex was more important to Mark than food.

The First Year​

Three months into our marriage I was pregnant. It was a fairly easy pregnancy but the changes to my body were not always comfortable. This definitely interfered with my “intended for pleasure” first year. Sore body parts made me a little touchy about being touched. Two weeks before our one year anniversary I delivered our first. I was out of commission for the two remaining weeks of our first year and the first month of our second year of marriage.

The Baby Years​

The ins and outs of pregnancies and nursing made making love a little inconsistent. I didn’t always feel like having sex. Mark, in comparison, was totally undeterred. It didn’t matter to him what condition my body was in, he liked it. For that I should have been thankful but at the time I wasn’t thinking that way. The ups and downs began to take it’s toll on him and left him feeling that “we never had sex.” I heard about this often. In my mind, we had sex a lot but I had to prove it and make him feel good about it at the same time.
So for Christmas that year I gave him a promise in his stocking. I filled it with five boxes of a dozen condoms (our form of birth control) and I promised that all 60 would be gone by the next Christmas. It was a guarantee and the best gift of time and attention I could have given him–he loved it. The condoms were gone by October and he was a happy man. At that time with babies and pregnancies and nursing and sleepless nights, once or twice a week was a win for us. At that point in our marriage I learned that Mark’s love language was physical touch. The Christmas stocking taught me that it comforted him just knowing that he was getting quantity time and attention in numbers.

The Years With Ears​

Then we entered the years when the ears were listening in our old house with back to back bedrooms and wood floors that creek and echo every sound–five pairs of ears in the night, listening. We would wait for an hour after our five kids were all in bed. Then, we would lock the door. We would put a pillow at the base of the door because there was a two inch gap at the bottom and then I would threaten my husband to shush! Half the time my ears would be straining for a sound beyond the door even as we made love.
Sex was better in these years though, simply because my body had stopped morphing with pregnancies every other year. And because I usually went to sleep in our bed and woke up in our bed, versus falling asleep in a rocking chair with a baby in my arms or curled up on twin bed with a little one who had a bad dream.

The Years Ever After​

We still have some young adults at home but no ears. Twenty-somethings sleep so much more and when asleep they don’t even hear the alarm clock two feet from their face let alone us. Years of knowing each other intimately has brought an ease and harmony to our sex. It is good and I love Mark. He still outpaces me in desire but we have found our way to contentment. And I think that is the point I want to make about married sex–you have to find your way. Intimacy in your marriage may not look like sex as advised by a magazine or portrayed in a movie. A compromise of giving to each other that meets your mutual needs must be decided upon by the two of you.
And remember there are seasons in life when more loving is possible. Your physical relationship may have ups and downs throughout the years but it will get better because married sex is like many things in life that just get better and better with a little time and attention.
What about your married sex? Is it zapped from sleepless nights with babies? Or on the upswing because….?

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What do you do if you don’t feel like sex as often as your husband would like? This is a question I have been often asked with an expression of guilt. What most women don’t know is that this is normal. Men physiologically tend to desire sex more than women. According to WebMD and University of Chicago Professor Edward O. Laumann, there are several differences in the sex drive of a man and a woman. They are:
  1. Men think about sex more.
  2. Men seek sex more avidly.
  3. Women’s sexual turn-ons are more complicated than men’s.
  4. Women’s sex drives are more influenced by social and cultural factors.
  5. Women take a less direct route to sexual satisfaction.
  6. Women experience orgasms differently than men.
  7. Women’s libidos seem to be less responsive to drugs than men.
No surprises. But I would add one:
8. Children are more of a distraction to women than men.
I have 5 kids so I think I am 5 times more distracted! And there are times when I just don’t want to have sex.
But…I love my husband first, most, and forever.
That is a reality I need to remind myself of–I love Mark first, more than the kids, work, friends, and everything but God. I LOVE HIM. I just don’t always think about it. I take him for granted as a partner in marriage and parenting instead of making him a priority–a physical priority! If you are like me and you’re ready to take steps toward putting your spouse and your marriage first, here are 3 things to do when you don’t feel like having sex:

1. Have Sex Anyway.​

My husband loves when I show him physical affection. It is his only love language—one of the main ways he feels cared for by me. So, saying no to intimacy means not loving him well in that moment. He ends up feeling rejected as a man and as a spouse.
Some of you may be thinking, “Well I can’t just pretend to want sex to make him happy!” And this is true. But if you love him and want to please him it is not pretending. If your child were hurt would you pretend to have empathy while you hold them? Instead of pretending, be honest with your husband, and then choose to put him first and have sex anyway! It’ll look something like this: “You know honey, I’m really tired tonight and I’d rather do it in the morning. But I hear you, and I want to love you well. So, let’s do it tonight.” This way, you aren’t pretending, but you’re choosing to find joy in putting his happiness before your own.
The bottom line is that my husband is wonderful. He fulfills my every need (most of the time). Spiritually, he leads and challenges me in my walk with the Lord. Emotionally, he listens and stands by my side when I need him. So, as a wife, I want to fulfill his needs as well, including his physical needs.

2. Get in the Mood.​

If you’re still worried about not wanting to pretend to enjoy sex when you don’t really want it, then I have 4 words for you: Get in the mood! Send the kids to bed early, light candles, put on some music, have a glass of wine, and turn the lights down low. If romance is what you need, then do whatever it takes to put some romance in the air. Realistically, we have to realize that not every time we have sex will be magical. Not every time will have fireworks. And not every time will be as earth-shattering as it seems in the movies. But every time is still a chance to love your spouse well and become more connected with him.

3. Save Time and Energy for Him—the Love of Your Life.​

There have been plenty of times when I’ve been too tired to have sex. It’s late at night when I finally fall into bed, and I want more than anything to just close my eyes and drift off into dreamland. But then I see my husband next to me, wide awake and ready to hold me close…and I feel awful that I can’t stay awake. Over the years, I’ve come to understand the importance of saving time and energy for my husband. When I go go go between my job, kids, and housework, I’m completely spent by the end of the day. So if I really want my relationship with my husband to continue growing, then I have to intentionally save time and effort to love him well and have sex.
And if I save time and energy I usually don’t have a problem getting in the mood!
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What do you do when you don’t feel like having sex?

Honestly, if I were this woman, I would've left that man by now. If your husband doesn't show any consideration to you whatsoever before having sex, then that's a big red flag.

Edit: I also forgot to mention that the fact that he was more concerned with getting sex rather than helping her out with the baby and making sure she was OK is peak naricssism.


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I mean, don't a lot of nutty fundie evangelical openly admit they think spousal rape is no biggie? Like Mr. Pearl openly admitted to raping his wife on their honeymoon in one of the books the Pearl's wrote.
 
Android raptor said:
I mean, don't a lot of nutty fundie evangelical openly admit they think spousal rape is no biggie? Like Mr. Pearl openly admitted to raping his wife on their honeymoon in one of the books the Pearl's wrote.
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Lol they don't think spousal rape is real. The woman belongs to the husband and owes him sex, period, hard stop, the end. She can be dying and she must sex him. She can be unconscious and she must sex him. She can be post stroke and no longer compo mentis, and she must fuck him. She can be a paraplegic and she must be joyfully available.
 
Probably late as Hell, but Josh Duggar is in the SHU after being caught with a phone. Not a borrowed phone, either. I hope they let him rot in there for a good long time. He can't keep his compulsions under control even in prison.
 
Android raptor said:
Wonder if Anna or his parents smuggled him the phone?
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My guess is a dirty guard, but paid for by either his wife or parents. He'll snitch on whoever it was in order to shift blame, especially if it comes back that there's kiddie porn on it. Nothing is ever his fault, right?
 
OrionBalls said:
My guess is a dirty guard, but paid for by either his wife or parents. He'll snitch on whoever it was in order to shift blame, especially if it comes back that there's kiddie porn on it. Nothing is ever his fault, right?
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Being a snitch will get his ass kicked faster than anything else. If a guard gave him the phone and Josh snitches, said guard will make sure Josh gets his ass beat.
If Josh is smart (lol) he will say he found the phone on the ground and nothing else.
 
LonesomeDud said:
Seeing as it's like a board full of my gossipy sisters, I'll come back when you're talking about normal things again.
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You’re not the only uncomfortable one.

Is it really any surprise Josh turned out the way they did? ESP because Michelle Duggar did blanket train the kids ala the Pearls. Look how that worked out.
 
TheCakeIsALie said:
Michelle Duggar did blanket train the kids ala the Pearls. Look how that worked out.
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I hope one of her daughter-slaves that wipes her demented ass with severe incontinence from giving birth too many times when she's old "blanket trains" her over the mouth.
 
Sparkling Yuzu said:
I hope one of her daughter-slaves that wipes her demented ass with severe incontinence from giving birth too many times when she's old "blanket trains" her over the mouth.
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I suspect old Michelle has a lot of regrets. Hitting your very little children is a very heavy burden to carry when she can see the awful seeds she's sown.
 
LonesomeDud said:
I suspect old Michelle has a lot of regrets. Hitting your very little children is a very heavy burden to carry when she can see the awful seeds she's sown.
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I hope she does. If she doesn't regret neglecting/abusing her kids and failing to protect her daughters from Josh, she's a sociopath.

I'm sure JB only regrets the skeletons being able to start falling from the Duggar closet.
 
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