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He once admitted to drinking twelve Bang energy drinks a day on average so it wouldn’t surprise me. I think that much caffeine outpaces every other shitty thing he’s done to his body.
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salmonellajack
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My thoughts are with the nursing home staff who have to sponge bath this bitch
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Imagine if Jack gets a black RN/CNA lol
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He'd be out of there as soon as Tammy could wrestle his deadweight into a wheelchair and get him out the door.
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The thing about nursing homes is people leave their love ones there to die. It’s depressing. Maybe Tammy will do the same
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Man, I wanna see the rest of that completed ticket.
Probable explanation: hospital diabetes care, at most hospitals, is geared for safe institutional care of adult Type II diabetics. This is likely not "carb restricted" as such, but what's also known as a "consistent carbohydrate diet."
If it's restricted at all, or listed on the menu as "carb restricted," it means that they won't let you order infinite pancakes. Usually the selection menu will have carbohydrate numbers (sometimes exchanges or "carb choices") listed after each item, and a total at the bottom. You can circle as many "toast (15)" and "apple juice (15)" as you want, but if you go hog wild, Dietary will only send you items up to your carb level.
Inpatient diabetic diets are utterly wack for Type I diabetics or Type II diabetics who are conscientious and self-motivated and really do eat low carbohydrate diets at home. They're designed for standardized care of Type II diabetics on orals + sliding scale, or with routine basal/prandial insulin (and probably also sliding scale). If every diabetic patient's meal is 45 grams of carbohydrate (and inpatient activity level is pretty standard) you've taken one variable out of their glucose management, and it's just a question of adjusting detemir/glargine and which step of the sliding scale for a particular patient.
There is also the psychosocial factor. If you offer Grandpa a moderate serving of hash browns, he'll grumble, but if you tell him "it's cauliflower rice time lol" he'll fucking riot.
If you are an insulin-dependent diabetic inpatient, ask the admitting prescriber for an order to keep your pump/self-direct your insulin doses. You'll probably get the order (the former almost certainly) if you're not being admitted for suicidality, altered mental status or DKA. Once things are calm, ask to have a hospital dietician come in (likely during business hours) and they can help you figure out what the hospital has that you can eat, and help get you the right diet order.
Suspect he's going to a "skilled nursing facility" for rehab, and the reason is daily physical therapy/occupational therapy/possibly speech therapy if he's having aphasia.
Often the same facility has a long-term care wing/floor too. People say "nursing home" and mean both a rehab/SNF and a LTC interchangeably, but the care is different and the eligibility/reimbursement are very different.
If an inpatient is not cooperating with PT, or refusing PT at all, Case Management calls them "not skillable;" i.e. insurance won't pay for post-inpatient rehab because it would really just be respite care for their family. They're not going to a SNF for the "skilled" part and would be wasting the insurance's money. Long-term care is a different, and less-covered, service.
Jack's clearly been working with PT, and it's probably because inpatient PT are great at drill sergeant-ing couch potatoes and Jack is all about the path of least resistance. (Or they threatened to call Tammy on him, which works cartoonishly well with men his age and older.) Once he gets to the SNF, though, there will be care conferences where they talk about next steps, and planning to get Jack safely home.
If he starts slacking or runs out of SNF days before he can wipe himself, that's when they'll start talking about plans like long-term care, assisted living, or a home health aide coming in. This is where it gets expensive and poorly-covered, and Jack-and-Tammy will have to spend down their assets in paying for his care before he'll qualify for Medicaid LTC benefits. Or they can just take him home and pay for home health--or not, and say that Tammy will do everything. What actually occurs may be something else, but the SNF can't discharge him without a safe plan.
(He can go AMA from a SNF, though, if he's decisional and has a ride. I suspect he won't; anecdotally I have seen SNF AMAs happen in the context of family members with strong personality disorders, and/or the resident has a substance use problem.)
"If." I hope he gets some foreigners with accents.
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They likely don't. Typically for a corpse possessed by a demon you would surround the body with a line of salt and burn the body, the salt keeping the demon contained. However a Wendigo is attracted to salt and would have the opposite effect of pulling the evil spirit from the corpse as it is drawn to the salt. What they need to do is place the body on a bed of lettuce and burn the body, the Wendigo will not go anywhere near lettuce and will be trapped inside the body as it burns.
If somebody could find out the details of the nursing home he will be going to I will offer my services to them.
Buck Mullet
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I knew a 40 year old fat dude about 330 lbs who developed diverticulitis and after emergency surgery had to do a 6 week or so rehab at the kind of nursing home grandma gets dropped off to die at. Had to share a room with a 90 year old guy and all of the sounds and smells that come with it.
Unlike Jack though this dude took the incident seriously and between walking every day, quitting drinking, and eating sensibly lost 150 lbs.
Unlike Jack though this dude took the incident seriously and between walking every day, quitting drinking, and eating sensibly lost 150 lbs.
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Their bedroom is upstairs, but we’ve seen evidence of Jack sleeping on the couch and in the recliner before. He really doesn’t need to waddle up there except to film stupid TechTime videos about a NetiPot or a makeup organizer or shower. I believe the first floor has at least a half bath. Plus the kitchen is close by…smart cheating and all.
He has a blog post pointing to an ischematic episode = stroke 1
Stroke 2 =
Stroke 3 =
Stroke 4/5 allegedly happened this health episode.
His cognitive skills are trash right now and we are getting half assed info from him. He may have had 1 stroke or 2 or a heart attack or two as well. I guess we will have to wait until the next F as in Fat episode to try to discern what the hell happened assuming he doesn’t lie through his teeth about “”””””the accident”””””” (like he did last time).
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Or better still Guatemalan or somebody from Central America. He'd be trying to fish to see if they're here illegally and being a complete dick about it.
Granted he'd be a dick anyway but this is like... extra dickish.
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Trolling is not about just being a sadistic dick with no purpose.
I wouldn't go quite this far because there's definitely stuff you'd cook with but wouldn't drink, like cooking sherry or Shaoxing cooking wine, and you might use a fancier wine if it's the centerpiece of some dish like beef bourguignon, where it's worth kicking it up a notch. But it's a good general rule.
Wendy is brutal. And she got the deetz, even if it's inaccurate, Jack had to remember he's been here before.
Interesting that Rob actually "lived the dream" and worked in a restaurant for real. He knows what he is talking about from experience, not bluster.
Rob's right about grilling them after baking, it snaps the ribs back, so they don't end up gummy, which is easy to do when you prep your ribs in the oven.
Aunt Carol has the right of it, I'm sure many doctors in TN have tried to ditch that fucking biscuit off the menu, only to have it forcefully explained to them that patients flip out and code when you shove cauliflower rice in front of them.
The wendigo containment talk is just ace, and now I want Monster Nursing home: The series.
It's like how hospitals show up in zombie movies a lot, but are just one note, rather than showing the actual uprising.
I know Dawn of the dead had a news report from a morgue as a DVD extra.
Jack would be a crawler. Which weirdly enough is one of the more dangerous types of zombie. You don't see them coming, like a rattlesnake. I guess you would see the Jack Zombie coming though, he's hard to miss.
As to the talks with degrees of trolling, Rob is a master class. He does it with grace AND kindness, not screaming bullshit sperg lording and repeating catchphrases. I think many trolls should be euthanized.
Interesting that Rob actually "lived the dream" and worked in a restaurant for real. He knows what he is talking about from experience, not bluster.
Rob's right about grilling them after baking, it snaps the ribs back, so they don't end up gummy, which is easy to do when you prep your ribs in the oven.
Aunt Carol has the right of it, I'm sure many doctors in TN have tried to ditch that fucking biscuit off the menu, only to have it forcefully explained to them that patients flip out and code when you shove cauliflower rice in front of them.
The wendigo containment talk is just ace, and now I want Monster Nursing home: The series.
It's like how hospitals show up in zombie movies a lot, but are just one note, rather than showing the actual uprising.
I know Dawn of the dead had a news report from a morgue as a DVD extra.
Jack would be a crawler. Which weirdly enough is one of the more dangerous types of zombie. You don't see them coming, like a rattlesnake. I guess you would see the Jack Zombie coming though, he's hard to miss.
As to the talks with degrees of trolling, Rob is a master class. He does it with grace AND kindness, not screaming bullshit sperg lording and repeating catchphrases. I think many trolls should be euthanized.
Jacks Dead Arm
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No fucking way! Was this in a Facebook live or another video?
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I’ve been following Jack for so long it all blurs together.
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Where did it happen in the video? Is it near the end where he stops using his right arm?
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Yes he starts filming the video and the last part with his working arm is filmed putting the sock in. Then I think there’s a *donk* sound and it’s supposed to be the next day, but it’s several days later after the stroke that killed his arm. Toward the end of the video
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It's the birth of strokebrain: "On ice. Cold brew. Is really big." His speech was never the same after this point. I can't wait to see what it's like now.
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Yep, you're right. He's using his right arm a lot in the first part, then after the "next day", his right arm doesn't move and everything is done with his left arm.
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