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When will Jack drop dead?

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Oh, boo hoo, jack is on a carb diet for his diabetes. Also, all of that is high in starch and carbs, but hospital don’t have a healthy selection of food options since that cost too much money
How are bread and potatoes and a biscuit and gravy made mostly of flour remotely "carb restricted?"
Instead of being a full plate of potatoes, grits and toast it's only a quarter plate.
They should just give him applesauce and cottage cheese and tell him to like it or jump it.
 
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They're sending him to the nursing home to die there. Just like LifeByJen. Die Jack die!

Edit: actually, fat Jenny died at home after being sent home by the nursing home, oops.

I think Jack will die in the nursing home though. At least he'll have staff to abuse before Satan takes him.
 
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They're sending him to the nursing home to die there. Just like LifeByJen. Die Jack die!

Edit: actually, fat Jenny died at home after being sent home by the nursing home, oops.

I think Jack will die in the nursing home though. At least he'll have staff to abuse before Satan takes him.

Jen was sent back home after months in the nursing home, as Jack will be if he doesn’t die there himself. The nursing home is usually the end of the line. Unless he gets kicked out for refusing rehab or the insurance money runs out, he’s not leaving. He’ll be dead within the year like Jen did after her time in the nursing home.
 
I just noticed for the first time during the immortal Rob/Jack meetup that Rob extended his left hand for Jack to shake. Despite Rob being one of the most effective Jack trolls in history, he's probably also one of the most considerate people Jack has ever met. Everybody needs a Robby.
Rob is an inspiration and rolemodel for all trolls out there.
Make trollig great again, vote Rob.
 
Jen was sent back home after months in the nursing home, as Jack will be if he doesn’t die there himself. The nursing home is usually the end of the line. Unless he gets kicked out for refusing rehab or the insurance money runs out, he’s not leaving. He’ll be dead within the year like Jen did after her time in the nursing home.
While it doesn't look good for him, that's not necessarily the case. They use nursing homes for middle to long-term care for major surgeries like back surgeries sometimes. I have an older relative who spent a couple weeks in one after a spinal fusion. It was supposed to be longer but she said fuck this shit and checked herself out.

She is otherwise in excellent health though and didn't want to hang around dying people.
 
Jen was sent back home after months in the nursing home, as Jack will be if he doesn’t die there himself. The nursing home is usually the end of the line. Unless he gets kicked out for refusing rehab or the insurance money runs out, he’s not leaving. He’ll be dead within the year like Jen did after her time in the nursing home.
I don't know much about stroke rehab/end of life care, but what do a few weeks in a nursing home accomplish? Is it just about supervision/making sure he actually takes his meds, stays on a diet etc? They probably realize he's a very low-compliance patient.

As an aside, there's no chance his and Hammy's bedroom is upstairs — consider how he'd call Junior down to eat via telephone. Jagoff probably hasn't climbed a flight of stairs in the state of Tennessee.
 
Jack in a nursing home?
The only thing I'm asking myself right now is will they transfer him to the next Soylent Green factory after he croaked and how many tons of Soylent Green cookies can they make out of that fat mongoloid.
 
Most people would have realized that their health was in trouble after the first one. This retard has had three and blamed the first two on fucking stupid things. So I'm waiting to see what retarded shit he comes up with for the third and why he's able to continue shoveling massive amounts of meat, grease and fat into his gaping maw now.

Rob is an absolute treasure. He's the kind of guy you'd just want to have a beer with and hang out.
 
While it doesn't look good for him, that's not necessarily the case. They use nursing homes for middle to long-term care for major surgeries like back surgeries sometimes. I have an older relative who spent a couple weeks in one after a spinal fusion. It was supposed to be longer but she said fuck this shit and checked herself out.

She is otherwise in excellent health though and didn't want to hang around dying people.

That's true. I've heard of people going to the nursing home to stay while in physical rehab.

I suppose I meant more "it's the end" for fat fucks like Jen and Jack. Very few deathfats that end up in a nursing home before retirement age get out of there for long, let alone rehabilitate themselves to living like normal people. Tammy Slaton is the closest exception, as she has been on death's door multiple times at nursing homes. But I'm positive that she will die at one too.

I don't know much about stroke rehab/end of life care, but what do a few weeks in a nursing home accomplish? Is it just about supervision/making sure he actually takes his meds, stays on a diet etc? They probably realize he's a very low-compliance patient.

As an aside, there's no chance his and Hammy's bedroom is upstairs — consider how he'd call Junior down to eat via telephone. Jagoff probably hasn't climbed a flight of stairs in the state of Tennessee.

Nursing homes can offer physical therapy to patients that are too fucked to go home. There's no way that the staff likes Jack. Patients are booted for non compliance a lot. If I recall that's what happened with LifebyJen. She lost almost a hundred pounds, then started ordering DoorDash and refusing to participate in physical therapy to walk again. She wanted to be in her wheelchair more than to actually walk. Ended up dead almost exactly a year after her initial admission because she kept doing what she always did.
 
This is a thing, there's no reason to be snobbish about what beer goes into a chili because if there's so much of it that you can taste it specifically, you might as well just have a glass of beer. Same as red wine into something like a stew, people who claim if you wouldn't drink it, you shouldn't cook with it are idiots or shills. You're looking for background flavor and just enough booze to bring out the specifically alcohol-soluble compounds, such as those found in tomatoes.
i disagree with this but not for the reason you'd think. I fully believe that if you wouldn't drink what you are cooking with you shouldn't do it...because the level of acceptable alcohol for cooking is the same as the level of acceptable alcohol for drinking. If it doesn't taste literally like dirty dishwater it works for either purposes if need be. Sure you'll usually get something better to drink but you WOULD drink something worse if you had to and that something worse is fine for cooking.
 
i disagree with this but not for the reason you'd think. I fully believe that if you wouldn't drink what you are cooking with you shouldn't do it...because the level of acceptable alcohol for cooking is the same as the level of acceptable alcohol for drinking. If it doesn't taste literally like dirty dishwater it works for either purposes if need be. Sure you'll usually get something better to drink but you WOULD drink something worse if you had to and that something worse is fine for cooking.
This. I basically cook with the cheapest alcohols I would drink. I came across wines that tasted like car battery acid and would never cook with them no matter how cheap they may be, while for 1 or 2$ more I can get something I would enjoy drinking even if they're not my favorite wines.
 
i disagree with this but not for the reason you'd think. I fully believe that if you wouldn't drink what you are cooking with you shouldn't do it...because the level of acceptable alcohol for cooking is the same as the level of acceptable alcohol for drinking. If it doesn't taste literally like dirty dishwater it works for either purposes if need be. Sure you'll usually get something better to drink but you WOULD drink something worse if you had to and that something worse is fine for cooking.
Fair enough, maybe I should have put it "If you wouldn't set this out for guests..."
 
It’s quietly his 4th.

I'm leaning towards at least five. There's the incident you're probably thinking of, where he went to the hospital but refused to wait for treatment. Another would be the blog post someone mentioned earlier where he woke up in the middle of the night with half his body numb for about half an hour, which is strange for somebody sleeping on their back, and just went back to sleep. With how blasé Jack is, there has to be more.
 
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