Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

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How long will Revolution 60 come to Steam?

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Cubanodun said:
John tweets exclusively from his phone for some reason
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Only true and honest way to tweet is from an iPhone, don't you remember her berating someone for using the web client before "because most people tweet from iPhones and abusers use the web client"

Kosher Dill said:
If they're actually lighting effects, anyway. John might be just "painting" the textures themselves in Day-Glo colors.
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It's most likely prebaked (which is kinda like the computer painting onto the textures). That's why she always moans about Unreal, lighting and fan noise because it has to calculate it in the editor which can take a while.

Whole thing looks a complete shambles, total PS1 era just throw lights anywhere and make them any colour mentality. You can't even tell where the light sources are supposed to be because they're all probably just floating in mid air all over the place
 
Jaimas said:
Oh look, I rewrote an entire section.

Also, did you ever look at the BRIANNA WU PWNS MISOGYNIST TROLL article's comments? Let's just say she fooled no one.

My favorite was the guy comparing it to Bubsy 3D Visits the James Turrell Introspective.
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Keep in mind that this is after BoingBoing removed disagreeing comments. They are infamous for doing this. You can see some artifacts of abandoned threads in there, such as the guy responding to the (now deleted) person asking where to buy the game.

DragoonSierra said:
Bad archive link bro. What did you archive anyway?
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That was part of the tweet. Here's another one with the same archive: https://twitter.com/ShamuyelBiswas/status/724674385307537408

Solzhenitsyn said:
Has anyone asked her about specs or is that a bannable offence?
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Someone asked her about it a few months ago and she responded "I dunno, I guess the standard requirements for an Unreal game?"

I think she will have to fill it in when she submits to Steam, though.
 
RomanesEuntDomus said:
He has to do something about the game. I mean, it was in developement hell for about 2 years and he has to change it visibly in order to justify why it did take so long to code. He can't just admit to slacking off, so he'll just add random shader effects, yank that up to 11 and hope the game will somehow magically run.
The graphics were below PS1 standards in the original game, which was acceptable given it's platform, but you can't release a game like that on PCs nowadays, even if you could navigate the levels freely (which you can't).
All Wu can do is to slap a few new textures on the models here and there, somehow try to impress people with shader effects and pray to godbear noone calls her out on that bullshit. Seriously, at this point I wouldn't be surprised if all the cutscenes are now pre-rendered videos, taking us back to the glorious days of FMV-Games.

I still can't fathom how anyone would think "type a few words to perform an action"-QTE would equal "fun gameplay".
Walking around in that game is shit due to being confined to basically a rail. The combat mechanics suck. The QTE-Elements suck. The characters behave like bratty highschool girls when they're not busy being compelte assholes or tryhard "Oh-so-kewl" heroines.
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Well to be fair those FNAF games also looked like they were old pc/ps1 games, but given the setting and the detailed environments it only made the game more unsettling. If the Rev 60 designs were actually good and not made by a sociopathic tranny that blew through all of his husband's money, they could've served as a charming little nod to those older games' style, but given that they're shit it just reeks of incompetence.
 
The crazy part, and why I initially thought Wu was taking so long on Revolution 60, was that we basically covered in the Wiki the game's biggest issues. Schizophrenic tone and art design, a plot that can charitably be called a spirograph plot (in that it goes in circles without going anywhere for a while), terrible optimization that cripples almost every part of gameplay, horrendous dialogue and character designs that featured borderline-trademark-infringement (Holiday's outfit is a fucking dead ringer for Amanda Lawson's from Mass Effect). Whilst some of this is a bit too much for GSX, others aren't, and it wouldn't be hard to fix these:

Scizophrenic Tone/Art Design: Stick to a proper aesthetic. Ditch the kitschy bullshit with Minuete's Deely Bobbers and Crimson 09's motivations and focus instead on keeping the game's tone with a more cloak-and-dagger theme and focus more on the conflicting loyalties involved. A bit of model-work, some additional audio added, and you have a considerable improvement here. GSX already flushed $400,000 down the hole so a fraction of that to fix this is fine.

Plot: Streamline this shit. Cut out some of the random walking around and focus things down for efficiency. Come up with better clues as to Crimson's instability beyond writing on walls and memes. There isn't even any dead bodies in the hallways or logs indicating what happened with Crimson 09, which should have been no-brainers considering how many games Wu borrowed from making this.

Optimization: This is the problem with Revolution 60 and why the game is as bad as it is; everything in the game is so inefficient that GSX can barely use particle or trail effects because the memory's eaten by everything else. Simplify the models and use memory-saving tricks (hide polygons not on-screen, simplify models at long range, etc) to reduce the footprint the models and environments have in-game. This would fix so much of the game's performance woes.
 
Literally ON THE PHONE WITH APPLE to figure out why the game I pulled from the store myself can't be downloaded!

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http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/724995472314753024
http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/724995546444894208

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tepid said:
Only true and honest way to tweet is from an iPhone, don't you remember her berating someone for using the web client before "because most people tweet from iPhones and abusers use the web client"
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It says something when practically everyone on one side of an issue is too fucking stupid to use a computer.
 
Luminous Being said:
>my (unnamed) assistant

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If only the administrator of Giant SpaceFake could figure out email redirects. *sigh*
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I have to admit I'm waiting for R60 to bomb not just for the salt, but for shit like this crap to become utterly, fucking, POINTLESS.

All the "blame GamerGate for everything", all the lies, all the false flags, all the histrionic bullshit......once R60 implodes all of that will be worth NOTHING, and I can't wait for that because then all the effort this lolcow put into keeping the truth about themselves will be a joke when they are laughed at even without any of that.
 
Count groudon said:
Well to be fair those FNAF games also looked like they were old pc/ps1 games, but given the setting and the detailed environments it only made the game more unsettling. If the Rev 60 designs were actually good and not made by a sociopathic tranny that blew through all of his husband's money, they could've served as a charming little nod to those older games' style, but given that they're shit it just reeks of incompetence.
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Yeah, it just highlights how little reason there is to play this game. The characters are bad, the designs are beyond retarded ("Add Tribals to everything" isn't a design concept), the plot is laughable and the gameplay itself is insanely idiotic busywork.

Cynical said:
I have to admit I'm waiting for R60 to bomb not just for the salt, but for shit like this crap to become utterly, fucking, POINTLESS.

All the "blame GamerGate for everything", all the lies, all the false flags, all the histrionic bullshit......once R60 implodes all of that will be worth NOTHING, and I can't wait for that because then all the effort this lolcow put into keeping the truth about themselves will be a joke when they are laughed at even without any of that.
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I just fear Wu will claim soggy knees the moment she gets an overwhelmingly harsh response for her shitty game. She'll just cry wolf and say it's the evil patriarchy boogeyman and how women in tech have to suffer.
But while this happens, the amount of people actually listening to her will dwindle. I just hope when this wreck hits steam, some of her sheeple will finally wake up.
 
Cynical said:
I have to admit I'm waiting for R60 to bomb not just for the salt, but for shit like this crap to become utterly, fucking, POINTLESS.

All the "blame GamerGate for everything", all the lies, all the false flags, all the histrionic bullshit......once R60 implodes all of that will be worth NOTHING, and I can't wait for that because then all the effort this lolcow put into keeping the truth about themselves will be a joke when they are laughed at even without any of that.
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That's implying Wu won't be able to spin it as gamergate ruining her sales or some shit. Remember, Wu has no shame and nothing else to do with her life, she's more than capable of writhing her way out of this like a rat gnawing off its hand to escape from a trap. Don't get me wrong, it's definitely gonna have a negative impact on her (her ego in particular), but she'll be able to stay afloat for quite a while longer.
 
Jaimas said:
(Holiday's outfit is a fucking dead ringer for Amanda Lawson's from Mass Effect)
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Fucking casual, it's Miranda Lawson. Like, do you even play video games? I bet you're one of those dudebros that only plays Call of Dooty and thinks they know so much, huuuuh?

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Anyway, it is turning out to be a possibly exciting week. Sick Nick is going away for an extended period of time (hopefully forever), the latest Hitman episode is available, and if Wu actually releases Rev 60, we'll get to see how many of her asskissers go out of their way to try and hype up the amazing brilliance of a game that makes PS1's Danger Girl seem like a work of art.

 
Count groudon said:
That's implying Wu won't be able to spin it as gamergate ruining her sales or some shit. Remember, Wu has no shame and nothing else to do with her life, she's more than capable of writhing her way out of this like a rat gnawing off its hand to escape from a trap. Don't get me wrong, it's definitely gonna have a negative impact on her (her ego in particular), but she'll be able to stay afloat for quite a while longer.
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The thought just occured to me, this will soothe her asskissing mooks on Twitter, but I doubt it will impress (say) professionals like people who run conventions and the likes. As long as the game remains unreleased, Wu can pretend to know what she's doing. The moment the game hits the market, everyone will see just how fucked it is and that Wu has absolutely no leg to stand on, when calling herself a "woman in tech".
So, basically, she'll manage to take the punch out of the onslaught of bad reviews by crying gamergate, but it'll not help her pretending to be a pro in the long run. Everybody worth his salt will know she's done for the moment her piece of shit game is released on steam.

Heh. When Wu refers to herself as a "woman in tech", maybe the logic behind that is "two wrongs make one right".
Peace and Harmony said:
It's seriously like watching a six-year-old child play pretend over what he thinks people do in an "office". Hilariously pathetic. Keep it up, John.
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I'm impressed she could subdue her urge to use terms like "video conference", "meeting" and "cubicle".
 
_blank_ said:
Fucking casual, it's Miranda Lawson. Like, do you even play video games? I bet you're one of those dudebros that only plays Call of Dooty and thinks they know so much, huuuuh?

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Anyway, it is turning out to be a possibly exciting week. Sick Nick is going away for an extended period of time (hopefully forever), the latest Hitman episode is available, and if Wu actually releases Rev 60, we'll get to see how many of her asskissers go out of their way to try and hype up the amazing brilliance of a game that makes PS1's Danger Girl seem like a work of art.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=d7C3xXiwkWA
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Why the fuck did I think her name was Amanda?

I gotta stop working on Wu-related crap for a bit. Holy shit. (:_(
 
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