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StacticShock said:
don't some niggers still complain about the bitches you can still sleep with on GoW 1? i think there's a trio you can go with on GoW3 but i don't remember people complaining about them, only the first one and if i recall that's one of the reasons they don't exist on GoW2, i saw a recommended video with the trio on the thumb lately about how god of war has fallen.
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I'm pretty sure all three games have a "Tap Circle to Sex" minigame. 1 has it on the boat after the prologue, 2 has it hidden in the bathhouse at the start, and 3 lets you cuck Hephaestus with Aphrodite. Having it in 1 was probably showing how M for Mature the game was, or a bit of controversy farming, since this was the time of Jack Thompson and only a few months before Hot Coffee. I think by the third game the shock value had worn off, and more people were probably whining about Kratos letting Poseidon's daughter get crushed under a gearwheel.
 
Mr.Miyagi said:
I'm pretty sure all three games have a "Tap Circle to Sex" minigame. 1 has it on the boat after the prologue, 2 has it hidden in the bathhouse at the start, and 3 lets you cuck Hephaestus with Aphrodite. Having it in 1 was probably showing how M for Mature the game was, or a bit of controversy farming, since this was the time of Jack Thompson and only a few months before Hot Coffee. I think by the third game the shock value had worn off, and more people were probably whining about Kratos letting Poseidon's daughter get crushed under a gearwheel.
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Bitch deserved it.
 
SSj_Ness said:
Spider-Man has sucked cock after Spider-Man 3.
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Speaking of which:

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Look at this mess. (I know it's technically an Activision product, but I believe Sony still owned the rights to Spider-Man.)
 
The Last Stand said:
I love how refined it looks. Basic looking now, but back in 2007, it felt like a luxury tool in your hands.

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Look at the shine on the buttons.
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The shine really starts coming out when your natural human oils start greasing up the buttons over time.

I just begrudge the PS3 controller over how easily DS3Tool would/could bluescreen your computer if the USB connection became even slightly loose.
 
Pissmaster said:
A straight-to-streaming show being the content you're putting on the table, during Christmastime, is such a sad showing. What's next, the happy meal toys are gonna be presented like they're as integral as the games and have their own canon?
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No Happy Meal toys, buuuuuut.....
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"I couldn’t be more excited about this new partnership with Hammerstone Studios," Kojima said in a statement. "This is a pivotal moment for the franchise and I’m really looking forward to collaborating with them in bringing Death Stranding to the big screen."
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Sniperwoof said:
So it's three and a half hours of a guy delivering packages across a bombed out landscape? Kind of a The Road meets The Postman kind of thing?
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Don't forget the parts where you get to see almost full frontal Norman Reedus nudity and the fact that you throw grenades made out of his blood, piss, and shit at spooky ghosts.
 
The Last Stand said:
Speaking of which:

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Look at this mess. (I know it's technically an Activision product, but I believe Sony still owned the rights to Spider-Man.)
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Sony owns the Spider Man film rights, but nothing else. The reason that Sony was able to make the recent games is because they made a deal with Disney to allow the character in the Marvel movies.

Licensing for comic book stuff is a fucking mess
 
I hate using a Playstation-style controller for 3D games. Using a modern Nintendo/Xbox controller’s d-pad as the primary form of movement is tolerable if a bit uncomfortable, but stretching your thumb across the controller to constantly pivot around a stick is borderline unplayable. Does anyone else feel this way?
 
Two Dollars said:
I hate using a Playstation-style controller for 3D games. Using a modern Nintendo/Xbox controller’s d-pad as the primary form of movement is tolerable if a bit uncomfortable, but stretching your thumb across the controller to constantly pivot around a stick is borderline unplayable. Does anyone else feel this way?
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I think you got arthritis, old man. And I don't get how this point comes up constantly for movement, but not camera control. That'd be even more of a problem due to it being the weak hand.
 
Marissa Moira said:
Except the PC crowd never waits, it's actually a whole different demographic filled with gatcha players, people who play a single multiplayer game for 10+ years, or MMOs. They're not the same as console players and there is very much a divide. It's why Sony is going to be targeting PC with it's multiplayer games full of microtransactions because it's what most PC players wind up spending their money on instead of full priced titles.

What has happened with God of War Ragnarok is spreading the word on the first game caused a surge in the second. So much so that on the NPD sales it ranked higher than Pokemon.

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The series is on it's way to being enshrined in the Action Adventure genre just like Legend of Zelda. The PC port for GOWR is looking to be very very long wait because it's moving both software and hardware in larger numbers than any other Sony first party game has done before.
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Now this is rich, even if it's coming from you :story:
 
Two Dollars said:
I hate using a Playstation-style controller for 3D games. Using a modern Nintendo/Xbox controller’s d-pad as the primary form of movement is tolerable if a bit uncomfortable, but stretching your thumb across the controller to constantly pivot around a stick is borderline unplayable. Does anyone else feel this way?
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I experienced this after binging both the Nier games, my hands started to hurt (I don't have arthritis). The main stick being down is awkward since your hand naturally rests with the thumbs where the d-pad and face buttons are, so reaching the sticks makes you stretch your thumb (unless you are holding the controller weird). I think its only like this because the dual shock was an addon to the ps1 controller, which was originally just the d-pad and face buttons, and sony never moved the stick after games started using the left stick for all movement. I think the best controller for FPS style games I've ever used is the Wii U pro controller, because both sticks are at the top, so your natural resting position is on both sticks. I think the Xbox style is the best compromise though, since you still need to use the face buttons, even Nintendo adopted it (or went back to it after the Gamecube).
 
Super Hans v2 said:
I think you got arthritis, old man. And I don't get how this point comes up constantly for movement, but not camera control. That'd be even more of a problem due to it being the weak hand.
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It’s not even a cramped hands thing, it’s more like what Epoch said where the stick doesn’t match your thumb’s resting position, so it feels unnatural. Camera control is better since you’re usually making slight movements, and only when you need to, so you can just push your thumb in a direction for a moment and then let go to reset back to default grip. In something like a platformer, you’re always - and I mean always - moving around, with your thumb always on the stick, usually in full tilt in constantly changing directions.

I rarely see anyone bring this up so I know I’m in the minority, but it’s an opinion I’ve had since the day I first used these controllers.
 
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