Ethan Ralph vs. Corinne - Link to Corinne's thread added 6/29

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Sexual Meatball Sub said:
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Corinne looking like a female Ralph
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Fannyscum said:
THAT'S NOT TRUUU DO YOU UNNERSTAND?
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So they were (not really) squabbling like an old married couple because why? That makes no sense whatsoever.

This is right up there with "Filters? What are filters?" and that fake "Who are you talking about? I don't know them." when confronted with the name of a person he doesn't want to talk about like FaiFai or Ade. It's obvious, it's fake, and Ralph is pathetic for even going this route.
 
At this point accusing Ethan of abusing stimulants is just as obvious as accusing him of being fat.
 
Don'tAnalizeMeBro! said:
I don't really expect and answer but I gotta ask:

Is Ralph really that gifted at being stupid or does he have to put some work into it?
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Ethan Ralph took a savage beating from those muggers in Portugal, hit hard enough to break his eye socket and give him a concussion. He followed this up not long after with yet another beating by that Brit and his buddy. He drinks whiskey like water and does cocaine as often as he can, which means his sleep patterns are most likely continually disrupted, which in turn means his injuries aren't healing properly. If he took nerve damage, so much the worse for him. So we're talking about someone who's had successive head injuries within a short time span, which have almost certainly caused greater or lesser degrees of brain damage. Brain damage plus excessive alcohol consumption plus heavy drug use equal a total fuck-up as a human being. Every move the man makes is done through a jumbled, chaotic haze.

We laugh at Ralph's antics, but what we're seeing right now is someone on the verge of total collapse. When people ask, 'What will this crazy bastard do next?' The answer is 'likely fall over and die.' It should make him an object of sympathy, but given who and what he is, I can't find it in me to give a damn.
 
Derpy said:
So, here she talks about how everyone stayed up and partied all night and Ralph wasn’t there. He quickly says he was “drinking”… He left his wallet and debit card behind. Hmmm…
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That harkened back to the post-Knoxville video with Ralph saying "AH LOVE MAH WAHF!" after DSP said something about hookers. Or when Chaggot said he caught what happened around the corner with the guy who gave Ralph a weak forearm and Ralph had that "OH SHIT!" look on his face just before he grabbed Chaggot's phone.
 
NicoFountaine said:
Armchair psychotherapist comment incoming: I 100% believe being Gunted was a bad coping mechanism to Digibro trooning out.

Sort of makes sense she felt awful about Digibro trooning on her and she just sought the most cliche stereotype of a traditional male she could think of as an assurance this wouldn't happen to her again.

Regardless it's just fucked up she takes all that shit. Raising a child with an alcoholic father is a lifetime of suffering
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And frankly, at this rate there’s a non zero chance Ralph will troon out one day as well. She has chosen poorly.
 
thismanlies said:
Chlorine robbing Gunt is something I’d expect her to do. But to flood the room and stick him with the bill (because you know this cracked out bitch didn’t put the room on her credit card) I have to wonder what he did to piss her off.
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He does have a track record of raping z tier internet hoes in hotel rooms.
 
The Internet Dick said:
Ethan Ralph took a savage beating from those muggers in Portugal, hit hard enough to break his eye socket and give him a concussion. He followed this up not long after with yet another beating by that Brit and his buddy. He drinks whiskey like water and does cocaine as often as he can, which means his sleep patterns are most likely continually disrupted, which in turn means his injuries aren't healing properly. If he took nerve damage, so much the worse for him. So we're talking about someone who's had successive head injuries within a short time span, which have almost certainly caused greater or lesser degrees of brain damage. Brain damage plus excessive alcohol consumption plus heavy drug use equal a total fuck-up as a human being. Every move the man makes is done through a jumbled, chaotic haze.

We laugh at Ralph's antics, but what we're seeing right now is someone on the verge of total collapse. When people ask, 'What will this crazy bastard do next?' The answer is 'likely fall over and die.' It should make him an object of sympathy, but given who and what he is, I can't find it in me to give a damn.
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Ralph says it was four men. And it might be so. But Ralph falling over in a drunken and drugged stupor and hitting his melon on the corner of a table, then getting his purse snatched by some passerby seems just as likely to me as perchance having happened.
 
OffRecord said:
And frankly, at this rate there’s a non zero chance Ralph will troon out one day as well. She has chosen poorly.
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One day soon Meigh will hear Ralph (on one of his monthly visits home) yelling "look at this fucking faggot". Thinking someone has broken in or is on the property, she will come running in.... Only to find Ralph yelling into a slightly coke dusted mirror.
 
Don'tAnalizeMeBro! said:
Ralph says it was four men. And it might be so. But Ralph falling over in a drunken and drugged stupor and hitting his melon on the corner of a table, then getting his purse snatched by some passerby seems just as likely to me as perchance having happened.
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I'm not quite sure when you've blown "the ratio" precisely but I am certain 5:1 is well over the line. It wouldn't even be a gangbang worth bragging about either. Why is Ralph getting into situations where the best potential context is he was watching and jerking like a cuck? Why is he not only doing that but admitting to it publicly?! The FuentesxRalph crossover is beginning to make a lot more sense now.
 
Ralph fighting 4 men is as believable as his phone getting hacked to release revenge pornography.

Also, what puts one in a situation to duke off with 4 men? He made it sound like a bar confrontation, those rarely go physical because both parties realise the "weapons" at their disposal and would rather not have their skulls opened by the bottom of a bottle.

Bullshit. Ralph got beat up by one person for being a loud disrespectful Amerimutt and it was probably the pimp of a hooker he was trying to bang. He had € 150 on him, not a coincidence.
 
The Internet Dick said:
Ethan Ralph took a savage beating from those muggers in Portugal, hit hard enough to break his eye socket and give him a concussion. He followed this up not long after with yet another beating by that Brit and his buddy. He drinks whiskey like water and does cocaine as often as he can, which means his sleep patterns are most likely continually disrupted, which in turn means his injuries aren't healing properly. If he took nerve damage, so much the worse for him. So we're talking about someone who's had successive head injuries within a short time span, which have almost certainly caused greater or lesser degrees of brain damage. Brain damage plus excessive alcohol consumption plus heavy drug use equal a total fuck-up as a human being. Every move the man makes is done through a jumbled, chaotic haze.

We laugh at Ralph's antics, but what we're seeing right now is someone on the verge of total collapse. When people ask, 'What will this crazy bastard do next?' The answer is 'likely fall over and die.' It should make him an object of sympathy, but given who and what he is, I can't find it in me to give a damn.
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All of this, and he’s behind the wheel staring at his phone, coked up, drunk, high, brain damaged.
It makes me sick to think he’s going to hurt or kill innocent strangers on the road.
 
Don'tAnalizeMeBro! said:
Ralph says it was four men. And it might be so. But Ralph falling over in a drunken and drugged stupor and hitting his melon on the corner of a table, then getting his purse snatched by some passerby seems just as likely to me as perchance having happened.
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An eight-year old on a sugar high pretending to be a ninja could hand Gunt his corpulent ass.
 
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