Ethan Ralph vs. Corinne - Link to Corinne's thread added 6/29

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ManBearHog said:

Vidya of confrguntation.
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So, here she talks about how everyone stayed up and partied all night and Ralph wasn’t there. He quickly says he was “drinking”… He left his wallet and debit card behind. Hmmm…

I think Ralph was with a whore, paying for sex while the room flooded or whatever. He an actual (unusual for Ralph) smart move by not bringing his wallet to see the hooker because they steal all the time.

Just listen when Corrine says he was “doing whatever you were doing” and how quick he says “drinking”. It’s like he had thought out what his answer was when asked. The tone was very sus to me.
Whatever he was doing, he didn’t want to say it on stream. I bet May is the kind of bitch who says she is ok with Ralph getting hookers, but is actually not cool with it and has started giving Ralph shit.
 
Don'tAnalizeMeBro! said:
Whatever happened to that hat? Has he worn it since the Bowling event?
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Ralph‘s whigger ass bought the $300 cowboy hat and caring case on pedo horse bride‘s credit card and was bully so hard that weekend that he was shamed from ever wearing it again. Way to go Ralph, you sure know how to spend your money or should I say your horse bride money. Anyway he’s been banned from Texas so what more use can he have for it. Ralph should just try to sell it on eBay and see if you can get anything for it.
 
Derpy said:
So, here she talks about how everyone stayed up and partied all night and Ralph wasn’t there. He quickly says he was “drinking”… He left his wallet and debit card behind. Hmmm…

I think Ralph was with a whore, paying for sex while the room flooded or whatever. He an actual (unusual for Ralph) smart move by not bringing his wallet to see the hooker because they steal all the time.

Just listen when Corrine says he was “doing whatever you were doing” and how quick he says “drinking”. It’s like he had thought out what his answer was when asked. The tone was very sus to me.
Whatever he was doing, he didn’t want to say it on stream. I bet May is the kind of bitch who says she is ok with Ralph getting hookers, but is actually not cool with it and has started giving Ralph shit.
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I can believe that Pantsu is ok with Ralph sleeping around but Ralph doesn't want to have explain to her why they can't afford to go anywhere nicer than Atlantic City while he spends $500 on hookers and blow for himself. So Ralph makes up a retarded story about Corinne robbing him to explain the missing funds.
 
JhonVent said:
Ralph‘s whigger ass bought the $300 cowboy hat and caring case on pedo horse bride‘s credit card and was bully so hard that weekend that he was shamed from ever wearing it again. Way to go Ralph, you sure know how to spend your money or should I say your horse bride money. Anyway he’s been banned from Texas so what more use can he have for it. Ralph should just try to sell it on eBay and see if you can get anything for it.
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my favorite part is retarded guntsoomer fell for the salesman grift of having to buy a fucking carrying case for his cowboy hat. "they're delicate you can't just throw them around and shit". Fucking retard.
 
Gee Ralph, maybe if you wouldn't get yourself involved with these neurotic IP2 streamer thots this wouldn't be an issue?
 
Ralph is the kind of person that would create this drama, only to find out he had the money and card on him the whole time but has to double down on blaming her just to avoid looking like a total retard.
 
Even if he was seeing a whore hotels usually have a safe they can store your valuab…oh wait I forgot it’s Ralph he was probably at some 1.5 star shithole.
 
THAT'S NOT TRUUU DO YOU UNNERSTAND?
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Derpy said:
So, here she talks about how everyone stayed up and partied all night and Ralph wasn’t there. He quickly says he was “drinking”… He left his wallet and debit card behind. Hmmm…
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Every. Single. Time.
Ralph is like that fat kid relative some of us might have. You ask him where the cookie jar is, he gives you a precise location and asserts "I didn't eat any!" You just know the jar is completely empty, like Ralph's ballsack after gunting Corrine last night.

Busted.

Fannyscum said:
THAT'S NOT TRUUU DO YOU UNNERSTAND?
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Yes Ralph, you don't care about $100, certainly not enough to pass extracting $40 as a big W.

Also, he went from "I don't spend any money on coke" to "not all of it" within the same fucking sentence. Was he high? yes
 
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Ulkesh said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tGuwIWhM6FERalph recreated ANOTHER scene from Trailer Park Boys. His life is just an American adaptation with a live studio audience at this point.
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This just reminded me of the Parable of the Lost $100, which goes as follows:

Or suppose a gunt has one thousand dollars and loses one hundred. Doesn’t he light a lamp, sweep the hotel room and sniff the streets like a feral animal, until he charges up to the first nearby whore? And when he finds it, he calls upon this whole sektur together and says, ‘Ahm hood-rich, baybee; KILLSTREEM, BAYBEE!!!’ In the same way, I tell you, there is rejoicing in the presence of the angels of God over one a-log who dabs.”

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Ralph is super rich you fucking faggots. He was only splitting a room with a dumb, elderly whore because he's the nicest fella in the sektor. The "missing" money is obviously only an issue in principal and not something drastically impacting the rage pigs floundering finances. It's also totally not money lost during a drug binge with disgusting literal whores and retards.
 
Paddy O' Furniture said:
Wouldn't there be some kind of emergency dispatch for a building getting flooded?
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The room being flooded is dubious at best, I've partied the fuck out of some hotels and never flooded a room. Emergency dispatch though? Furry cons exist my dude.
 
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