Ethan Ralph vs. Corinne - Link to Corinne's thread added 6/29

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Hamdulilah said:
Just imagine fucking being Meigh at this point, lmfao.
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Meigh if I recall correctly from the Alice leaks seethed about Corrine like the cuck she is, while being fine with recruiting Alice into the harem. It actually kind of makes sense, Alice is kind of childlike in her retardation and Meigh probably figured (incorrectly!) that she would therefore be easy to control and Corrine is besides being considerably more attractive than Meigh is an adult woman with a mind of her own, albeit totally retarded in her own way. But she is not apt to be controlled by anyone, which is likewise why Ethan ran into trouble with her. I just really hope she has some milk to deliver on him in the coming days. I can't stand Corrine but whatever it would be is likely funny. However she is also like Meigh in one respect which is that she's really clout hungry so I can see her trying to play all this down, too.
 
Gina Gillotti said:
Meigh if I recall correctly from the Alice leaks seethed about Corrine like the cuck she is, while being fine with recruiting Alice into the harem. It actually kind of makes sense, Alice is kind of childlike in her retardation and Meigh probably figured (incorrectly!) that she would therefore be easy to control and Corrine is besides being considerably more attractive than Meigh is an adult woman with a mind of her own, albeit totally retarded in her own way. But she is not apt to be controlled by anyone, which is likewise why Ethan ran into trouble with her. I just really hope she has some milk to deliver on him in the coming days. I can't stand Corrine but whatever it would be is likely funny. However she is also like Meigh in one respect which is that she's really clout hungry so I can see her trying to play all this down, too.
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It’s also funny because May is like “you can fuck these retarded sluts but not this old nasty skank”

And Ralph is like “ok I wanna fuck the skank tho”
 
Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
All of this, and he’s behind the wheel staring at his phone, coked up, drunk, high, brain damaged.
It makes me sick to think he’s going to hurt or kill innocent strangers on the road.
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This is why I pray he only hurts or kills himself (and Meigh) when he causes his next crash. Then Rozy can be entrusted to loving, sane adoptive parents who will raise her to rise above her DNA. (Though let’s be real, letting a pack of bobcats raise her would yield a better result than being raised by Gunt and Mantsu.)
 
BelUwUga said:
I'm not quite sure when you've blown "the ratio" precisely but I am certain 5:1 is well over the line. It wouldn't even be a gangbang worth bragging about either. Why is Ralph getting into situations where the best potential context is he was watching and jerking like a cuck? Why is he not only doing that but admitting to it publicly?! The FuentesxRalph crossover is beginning to make a lot more sense now.
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If I had to guess this story came about because "AH WAS ASSAULTED BAH FOUR MEN OUTTA NOWHERE! AH FOUGHT THEM WELL PAST THE POINT OF REASON BUT AH ENDED UP HERE IN THIS PORTUGESIAN HOSPITAL!" sounded better than "AH WAS TRYIN' TA GET CERTAIN THINGS IRONED OUT WITH THIS WHORE WHEN SHE HIT ME SO HARD AND AH WAS ALREADY SO DRUNK AND DRUGGED UP THAT AH FELL OVER AND HIT THE SIDE OF MAH FACE HARD AGAINST A TABLE THEN ON THE STONE FLOOR."
 
Don'tAnalizeMeBro! said:
If I had to guess this story came about because "AH WAS ASSAULTED BAH FOUR MEN OUTTA NOWHERE! AH FOUGHT THEM WELL PAST THE POINT OF REASON BUT AH ENDED UP HERE IN THIS PORTUGESIAN HOSPITAL!" sounded better than "AH WAS TRYIN' TA GET CERTAIN THINGS IRONED OUT WITH THIS WHORE WHEN SHE HIT ME SO HARD AND AH WAS ALREADY SO DRUNK AND DRUGGED UP THAT AH FELL OVER AND HIT THE SIDE OF MAH FACE HARD AGAINST A TABLE THEN ON THE STONE FLOOR."
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He could have said he had a verbal dispute with one guy and that turned turned physical but no, 4 men. Expects anyone to believe him.

What a joke.
 
AltisticRight said:
He could have said he had a verbal dispute with one guy and that turned turned physical but no, 4 men. Expects anyone to believe him.

What a joke.
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It’s because HE is that stupid (while thinking he’s smart)— and assumes everyone else would believe that shit too.

Considering how much this total sped must have gotten bullied in school, it’s impressive that it wasn’t nearly enough. Thank God we’re around to make up for it.
 
Too Many Catgirls said:
Corinne is my favorite side character since the colloidal silver arc.
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The Colloidal Silver Arc? Do tell. And that IS "colloidal", right? Not "colonic" I hope?

Jack Awful said:
I'm a fan of the stolen ipad arc
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Another fine tale to tell? Also I hope I am again correct that "iPad" isn't some colloquialism for "colon".
 
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NicoFountaine said:
Ralph is the kind of person that would create this drama, only to find out he had the money and card on him the whole time but has to double down on blaming her just to avoid looking like a total retard.
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I bet he found out he had the card and the money the whole time and had to find a way to do damage control BEFOW FAN FICK FARMS WOULD TALK MORE SHIT BOUT ME
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
I thought Jim would be smarter about it but he let's himself get all riled up by the pig's antics which makes him look like a pussy.
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Are you joking? Jim is making BANK off of Ralph and the tide of public opinion that will happily reward people for shitting on the gunt with shekels.

The smartest play is always always ALWAYS monetization.
 
Don'tAnalizeMeBro! said:
The Colloidal Silver Arc? Do tell. And that IS "colloidal", right? Not "colonic" I hope?
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As best my memory can put it, Corinne first debuted in the sektur as a communal punching bag when she was randomly allowed in on a mega Killstream where a bunch of people showed up including Jim, Dick and Sam Hyde. Corinne is a ditzy retard who seems to have the stereotypical LA-raised loose grasp on reality where she will say and agree to do stupid shit because she's just dumb and oblivious but convinced she's super radical amazing. This manifested during the stream where something led to her talking about how she uses colloidal silver as a vaginal cleanser and then someone (either Jim or Dick I think) came back with a remark that colloidal silver makes your skin blue/progresses to a skin condition which turns your flesh a repulsive grey. Laughs were universally had at an idiot's expense and for some reason Corinne survived past being a once-off joke who afterwards disappears back into the aether.
 
Criminal Stupidity said:
As best my memory can put it, Corinne first debuted in the sektur as a communal punching bag when she was randomly allowed in on a mega Killstream where a bunch of people showed up including Jim, Dick and Sam Hyde. Corinne is a ditzy retard who seems to have the stereotypical LA-raised loose grasp on reality where she will say and agree to do stupid shit because she's just dumb and oblivious but convinced she's super radical amazing. This manifested during the stream where something led to her talking about how she uses colloidal silver as a vaginal cleanser and then someone (either Jim or Dick I think) came back with a remark that colloidal silver makes your skin blue/progresses to a skin condition which turns your flesh a repulsive grey. Laughs were universally had at an idiot's expense and for some reason Corinne survived past being a once-off joke who afterwards disappears back into the aether.
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Null, Dick, Metokur and Mumkey Jones joined the KillStream Krew to dunk on Corinne. Ralph was always the weakest link in these discussions, his contribution just being the platform.
 
Ralph paid her back? Hahaha, what a pussy, what happened to "I don't give a shit"?
I'm now more convinced than ever that Corinne has serious dirt on Ralph, and he is terrified of her releasing it. The Ralphabitch bows to Corinne.
 
NicoFountaine said:
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I bet he found out he had the card and the money the whole time and had to find a way to do damage control BEFOW FAN FICK FARMS WOULD TALK MORE SHIT BOUT ME
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Bragging about extracting $40 and now had it extracted back?
What are the chances that he drunkenly spent the $100 and just didn't remember, or he just lost it?

Only Ralph can give this disgusting whore a W.
 
Uber driver reviewer said:
That means his yay is cut to shit lol. He’s wayyyyy down the chain with zero access to the good stuff.
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as we all know hes not the baller he likes us to think he is, he gets mad over 100 dollars he lost and buys 20dollar womens purses, obviously he buys the coke thats cut with fucking flour or something from some hood nigger called tyrese
 
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