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FisterSister said:
The new drop is a bit different. I legitimately thought it was a joke at first till I looked up the article
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Too bad this wasn't in the drop.
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* incredibly faggy voice* "I'm not pulling out of my driveway and you know what that means!"
 
MTG Caster Cedric Phillips, posted this completely non-subtle tweet:

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He's made stupid takes on social media before, but this just takes the cake on how he actually is as a person. Here's a few more of them:

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LOL. That douche is the epitome of "Rules for thee but not for me". He wants to have carte blanche to antagonize people on Twitter but then get to hide behind his race to avoid getting his bullshit flung back at him.
 
Scryfall is already trying to virtue signal in regards to the Roe vs. Wade situation:

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They also shilled for Ukraine support, and COVID vaccination, in the same way.

And this is apparently where Blackneto went, after rage quitting IHYD:


And more Bearscape salt:

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FisterSister said:
The new drop is a bit different. I legitimately thought it was a joke at first till I looked up the article
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The thought of some preteen going to their local game store for commander night and running in to some gay sped with this card in their deck is very very uncomfortable and it's probably going to happen.

Yes cards like Hero of Bladehold are dumb for the same reason. Please keep coomer shit out of the card game be it gay lesbian or straight
 
Shaka Brah said:
I'd love to see a based un-set that just tears into modern society.
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Identity Collector
10 colorless mana
10/10 artifact creature
Costs one less mana for each made-up label the caster claims to. If opponent can prove caster is co-opting any claimed identity, negate casting of the creature and the caster is now cancelled

Rainbow Harpie
RGBWU mana
5/5 harpy w/ flying, trample
If caster is a woman (or identifies as one) and opponent is male, this card can be cast for free from the hand or deck. All moves made by male opponent can be countered and negated by the caster REEEEEing loudly.

Race card
7 Black mana
Enchantment
Once card is played, White cards cannot be played. White opponents must hand over contents of wallet and bank account or automatically lose the game. If caster wins match while card is on the board, WOTC gives caster permission to loot the card store the game is being played and burn it to the ground, because caster DINDU NUFFIN and this will solve all racism, forever.

Troon out
13 wasteland mana
Sorcery
As additional cost, caster must put on an ugly wig and ill-fitting dress.
Once cast, caster is immune to all damage until the end of the round because now they are a trans woman and attacking them is transphobia.
If opponent has also played this card, then the caster that slices off their dick first gets to keep the card effect, and the other player's card is then negated.
 
Water-T said:
Identity Collector
10 colorless mana
10/10 artifact creature
Costs one less mana for each made-up label the caster claims to. If opponent can prove caster is co-opting any claimed identity, negate casting of the creature and the caster is now cancelled

Rainbow Harpie
RGBWU mana
5/5 harpy w/ flying, trample
If caster is a woman (or identifies as one) and opponent is male, this card can be cast for free from the hand or deck. All moves made by male opponent can be countered and negated by the caster REEEEEing loudly.

Race card
7 Black mana
Enchantment
Once card is played, White cards cannot be played. White opponents must hand over contents of wallet and bank account or automatically lose the game. If caster wins match while card is on the board, WOTC gives caster permission to loot the card store the game is being played and burn it to the ground, because caster DINDU NUFFIN and this will solve all racism, forever.

Troon out
13 wasteland mana
Sorcery
As additional cost, caster must put on an ugly wig and ill-fitting dress.
Once cast, caster is immune to all damage until the end of the round because now they are a trans woman and attacking them is transphobia.
If opponent has also played this card, then the caster that slices off their dick first gets to keep the card effect, and the other player's card is then negated.
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This is great, but an OG style un-set would be a lot less on the nose.

Something like:

Groomer
2G
If Groomer is untapped during the block phase, it becomes the target of all attacking creatures.
Dogs get +1/+1
"I don't see why people are so angry at me! Is the haircut that bad?"

The art would be a clearly homosexual dog groomer giving a really ugly haircut to a dog.
 
Shaka Brah said:
This is great, but an OG style un-set would be a lot less on the nose.

Something like:

Groomer
2G
If Groomer is untapped during the block phase, it becomes the target of all attacking creatures.
Dogs get +1/+1
"I don't see why people are so angry at me! Is the haircut that bad?"

The art would be a clearly homosexual dog groomer giving a really ugly haircut to a dog.
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some shitty cards I found online for the based un-set (well I made one, but it's bad)
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Awhile ago, an MTG Youtuber, Mitch, posted a video, called My First Commander Deck, which had this thumbnail:

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A day later, he cropped out this picture to only show him with the pacifier. How he thought that this would have been a fitting thumbnail for an MTG video...

On another note, someone posted this meme on FreeMagic, and it turned out this person is an ABDL troon too:

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And seeing these degenerates running around in MTG, would make fans want to go back to the days, where the worst MTG has to offer was people that go to tournaments without showering, or wiping their asses.
 
Thiletonomics said:
Awhile ago, an MTG Youtuber, Mitch, posted a video, called My First Commander Deck, which had this thumbnail:

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A day later, he cropped out this picture to only show him with the pacifier. How he thought that this would have been a fitting thumbnail for an MTG video...

On another note, someone posted this meme on FreeMagic, and it turned out this person is an ABDL troon too:

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And seeing these degenerates running around in MTG, would make fans want to go back to the days, where the worst MTG has to offer was people that go to tournaments without showering, or wiping their asses.
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Mitch might be going for a funny thumbnail. The gay cards are getting countered when I want.
 
The troon caster that was in that stream where the ASCII dick picture was posted, apparently was having issues with pay, despite not even attempting to negotiate for a salary/pay raise:

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The issue appeared to be resolved though:

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Since when was it a trend to whine on Twitter to try to get a pay raise, instead of going to your boss and asking nicely?

On a sadder note, Brian Kibler's dog, Shiro, has unfortunately passed away:

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I don't want to look to see if people made any "But people with COVID/Ugyhurs/Blacks/Troons/Muslims/Immigrants/Africans/Sri Lankans/Ukrainians/North Koreans/Venezuelans/Qatari slaves/UAE slaves/*insert suffering group here* are suffering even worse, your fucking dog dying doesn't matter" comments.
 
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BUMP:

An artist (the face and name says it all) goes on a verbal diarrhea spree, in regards to card art made for the Baldur's Gate collaboration:

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Isn't the second card just being racist too? And not to mention all of that rule text. It makes me miss the days of simple, but powerful Vanilla creatures like Watchwolf and Woolly Thotctar.

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And WotC's incompetence is showing again, somehow giving both players in a match a win.
 
That's kind of a bummer. I'm a big Kagain fan. I can't get over Alaundo's slack-jawed expression, though.
 
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