🎨 Artcow David "Walky" Willis / Shortpacked - Fingerwagging Cishet Shitlord

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A Random said:
They share one trait with autists - they fixated on some form of children's entertainment for long enough. Even if it's just a cherished memory of old [like most people's opinions on Tiny Toons now] they still think it's Very Important.
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Just once i would love a cow to be a massive madmen or the wire sperg.
We get the occasionally star wars or trek cow, theres the wizard of oz bug fucker but no one who has genuinely mature tastes and is a cow.
 
MMX said:
Just once i would love a cow to be a massive madmen or the wire sperg.
We get the occasionally star wars or trek cow, theres the wizard of oz bug fucker but no one who has genuinely mature tastes and is a cow.
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I bet the result is not something you will like (or even mature). Also, I can see MRA or Love Shy being into Mad Men.
 
MiloWuCollusion said:
I bet the result is not something you will like (or even mature). Also, I can see MRA or Love Shy being into Mad Men.
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Judging from the sheer amount of the Wire slash fics out there i think your right.
 
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Twilight Sparkle said:
I hate how he has the nerve to tell women what they all like.
Varied tastes in body types is a concept that David cannot understand. View attachment 54683 He seems just angry at what he sees as "dudebros" ala moviebob and he just cannot grasp the concept that many women do like buff guys aswell
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This comparison is made even better by the fact that David focuses on facial features over body type in the comic, when on almost all the romance covers the face is mostly obscured over even completely cropped off.

This clearly indicates a female attraction to decapitation.
 
Man, how did I miss this thread. I've seen this guys comic, when it was hosted on a broken-ass server with no proper redirect to it's new hosting, and it was the most mary-sue self-insert shit I've seen, with a lovely smearing of religious goody-two-shoes-ness throughout and an utterly bizzare plotline.
He's still just as batshit crazy as ever I see?
 
CrabCMDO said:
http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Transformers_Wiki_talk:Community_Portal#Walky_Calls_It

Walky has an autistic shitfit over "Ask Vector Prime" and Gobots.
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Ah yes, the eternal "Should Go-Bots count as part of the TF universe" shit that never dies down. Dude's even threatening to take down the entire wiki because of it. And that's pretty sad, and pathetic.

Though to be honest, he's kinda got a point about the veterans having more power than the new guys who keep spamming said with with AVP responses and declaring them canon. But if that's the case, then why not ban the users that are doing it instead of going through all the trouble shutting down one of the more comprehensive fiction wikis out there?
 
Twilight Sparkle said:
His obsession with transformers is a bit creepy, when his wife went for her ultrasound he was in another state at a transformers convention buying things for his true love and waifu, that orange robot whatever the fucks their name
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Hot Shot? Total Transformerfag here. I know he has a total boner for that character.

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Still disappointed he didn't do something completely retarded like name his twins Mudflap and Skids or some shit.
 
Twilight Sparkle said:
His obsession with transformers is a bit creepy, when his wife went for her ultrasound he was in another state at a transformers convention buying things for his true love and waifu, that orange robot whatever the fucks their name
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Slighty off topic but i knew a guy who missed his daughters birth to go to a preview screening of Revenge of the sith.
Hes divorced these days....
 
Twilight Sparkle said:
His obsession with transformers is a bit creepy, when his wife went for her ultrasound he was in another state at a transformers convention buying things for his true love and waifu, that orange robot whatever the fucks their name
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Considering Walky is a sperg even for Transformers sperg standards, I want to be surprised but somehow I'm not. (:_(
 
CrabCMDO said:
Hot Shot? Total Transformerfag here. I know he has a total boner for that character.

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Still disappointed he didn't do something completely retarded like name his twins Mudflap and Skids or some shit.
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Yeah, Hot Shot's apparently the guy's favorite (funny thing is, I actually own the one on the right). Gotta wonder if it's because he identifies with the character.

Hodor said:
Considering Walky is a sperg even for Transformers sperg standards, I want to be surprised but somehow I'm not. (:_(
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Same. Between this, the porn and the "anti-Go-Bots" crusade. He's a massive sperg, and the fact that he is, it just doesn't phase me. Because that was kinda expected from a guy who told his readers to fuck themselves.
 
Jewelsmakerguy said:
Yeah, Hot Shot's apparently the guy's favorite (funny thing is, I actually own the one on the right). Gotta wonder if it's because he identifies with the character.


Same. Between this, the porn and the "anti-Go-Bots" crusade. He's a massive sperg, and the fact that he is, it just doesn't phase me. Because that was kinda expected from a guy who told his readers to fuck themselves.
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Man I hated Gobots (well the Hanna-Barbera Cartoon, anyway, it sucked even though I still watched it a bit) as much as anyone back in the day, and even I have mellowed out and think Walky's taken this anti-Gobot jihad too far.
 
Koby_Fish said:
Man I hated Gobots (well the Hanna-Barbera Cartoon, anyway, it sucked even though I still watched it a bit) as much as anyone back in the day, and even I have mellowed out and think Walky's taken this anti-Gobot jihad too far.
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Who even cares about GoBots anymore? Even back in the day I think people were aware it was just a lame Transformers rip-off. Transformers is at least somewhat relevant because they have a movie franchise rolling on and it gets rebooted every couple of years but GoBots has had nothing since the 80s. It has to be one of the most futile and pointless crusades I've ever come across.
 
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TheImportantFart said:
Who even cares about GoBots anymore? Even back in the day I think people were aware it was just a lame Transformers rip-off. Transformers is at least somewhat relevant because they have a movie franchise rolling on and it gets rebooted every couple of years but GoBots has had nothing since the 80s. Its has to be one of the most futile and pointless crusades I've ever come across.
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And that's exactly the point. Nobody cares, except apparently Walky.
 
Koby_Fish said:
And that's exactly the point. Nobody cares, except apparently Walky.
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It's the same as some of the shit he put in short packed- references to stuff so old and unpopular that almost no-one would actually get the joke.
I still remember reading his earlier sutff, what was it called..Roomies? All I know is all his webcomics (apparently) take place in the same universe setting, and are all similarly bizarre, especially some of the characters..
His attitude towards criticism (even helpful suggestions) is on par with Dobby for sure, as others have said, especially with the way he bans users or closes off comments after someone triggers him.
 
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