This is gonna sound kind of autistic, but I really don't think the title fits, @Twilight Sparkle. Willis has been putting out comics so long, his first strips were published in a college printed newspaper in the mid 90s.
Perhaps a better title would be: "David "Walky" Willis - Cartoonist / Transfoamer / Faggotmaster.*
* The best libtard equivalent I've found for "shitlord". See the reason here.
This is gonna sound kind of autistic, but I really don't think the title fits, @Twilight Sparkle. Willis has been putting out comics so long, his first strips were published in a college printed newspaper in the mid 90s.
Perhaps a better title would be: "David "Walky" Willis - Cartoonist / Transfoamer / Faggotmaster.*
* The best libtard equivalent I've found for "shitlord". See the reason here.
Still catching up on this guy - though looking at his comics, I feel the title "Dobson V.2" fits perfectly. Just like Dobson, Willis' style is classic tumblrite/SJW - gutless and 100% milquetoast. Plus he's whiny as hell. Looking at "Mask Or no Mask", though, I couldn't help but find a couple of things to laugh at:
I'm guessing this panel is evidence that Willis thinks people make donkey noises when orgasming. And I swear to God, take away those blush stickers and it looks like he just got painfully murdered.
Still catching up on this guy - though looking at his comics, I feel the title "Dobson V.2" fits perfectly. Just like Dobson, Willis' style is classic tumblrite/SJW - gutless and 100% milquetoast. Plus he's whiny as hell. Looking at "Mask Or no Mask", though, I couldn't help but find a couple of things to laugh at:
The hottest part has to be while in the middle of the comic the guy stops and asks "are you okay with this? we can stop"
Jesus christ, even David's porn. Sex is still awkward as fuck
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I'm guessing this panel is evidence that Willis thinks people make donkey noises when orgasming. And I swear to God, take away those blush stickers and it looks like he just got painfully murdered.
Still catching up on this guy - though looking at his comics, I feel the title "Dobson V.2" fits perfectly. Just like Dobson, Willis' style is classic tumblrite/SJW - gutless and 100% milquetoast. Plus he's whiny as hell. Looking at "Mask Or no Mask", though, I couldn't help but find a couple of things to laugh at:
Yeah, try and use someones avatar to discredit any argument they put up and then accuse them of being a racist, despite the only evidence we see is just some anime character holding the Confederate flag. He no doubt used a hasty generalization, ad hominem, or a strawman to avoid giving an actual answer.
Well, he is catering to the Tumblr crowd, and they do seem to have problems with the idea of implied consent. A lot of these people seem to think that unless you get a signed affidavit before penetration and double, triple and quadruple check before every single change of position, all acts of heterosexual sex are totally rape. Willis basically has to get that hot, hot informed consent action in, otherwise the professional outrage merchants who make up most of his audience will be screaming from the comments section about how his comics endorse rape culture and are totally problematic, and what will the robin do then, poor thing? God forbid his dry up. He might have to get a job.
So, some people have better things to do than know the ins and outs of sex toys. So what? Instead of just simply going “Lol, it’s for the clitoris” in the comments, he goes on this better-than-you, apeshit rant about how the people who asked this question were somehow terrible (probably misogynistic) dumbasses. I mean, dude, seriously- why do you have such a raging hate-boner for people who lack knowledge in how exactly dildos work? Why do you have to such an asshole about it?
For fun, here are a couple of comments from the comic-
-1.)“I found this very rude, but most dick shaped pieces of rubber I know are strap-ons. And the dildo's I buy are dragon shaped.”
(Can’t believe I’m siding with the guy buying dragon dildos on this)
2.) -“I don't know why I should be expected to know this...I mean...I understand what a vagina is in the vaguest of terms but my last health class was easily a decade ago and it was pretty...conservative. Also I don't have a girlfriend and I don't particularly care for vaginas. I stand by my ignorance.”
.... and later in the comments the above poster had this to say...
“Man...I actually kinda have hurt feelings now.”
3.) -“You don't read up on genitals on Wikipedia for fun and/or Science? For shame!”
4.) -“Now, admittedly, I only read the comments on the website that were posted, so this could be wrong if David took a bunch of them down, but I only found two people asking what the hook thing was for. So... Is two people on the internet 'Way too many' now?”
5.) -“Haha, wow, thank you for the condescension. It's good to know that my decision to wait until I'm ready to have sex makes me a twelve-year-old in your eyes”
…. later in a conversation…
“Okay, I think I should clarify myself here. This comic really pissed me off, so my comment is pretty kneejerky and not at all helpful.
I don't have a problem with informing people about the clitoris. That's great! To use your metaphor, I do want to know where the gas pedal is when the time comes, so it's wonderful that there are resources online beyond pornography for a virgin like me.
My problem with the comic is the TONE. It insults the audience for asking the question in good faith. What's wonderful about OJST is that it answers questions like, "What's that funky hook thing on that vibrator?" without attacking its audience for its ignorance. This comic does, and that's hurtful and unnecessary.”
6.)-“I'm more disappointed you felt the need to call out people who didn't know. To be honest I wasn't sure what it was for either, but you make it sound like people are stupid for asking. Admittedly I don't have a lot of experience/knowledge, but that's why people ask questions. I'm glad others asked and you should be glad too; NOT condescending.”
I'm sure that there were more, but I didn't feel like looking through all hundred's of something comments.
Seriously. I would be horrified if I had fans of my work saying something like this to me. Fuck this guy!
Did he really color this to emulate Oh Joy Sex Toy? That comic can be kinda tumblr itself, but it does try to be educational and not in a you're a fucking idiot shitlord for not knowing this diediedie kind of way.
The hottest part has to be while in the middle of the comic the guy stops and asks "are you okay with this? we can stop"
Jesus christ, even David's porn. Sex is still awkward as fuck
With all the awkwardness, he might say he does it because it's his style and that he has had sex before. Even though he can say he has had sex before, it doesn't excuse how awkward it comes off.
At this stage, it would be for many reasons. And the fact that he disregards an argument because of an avatar would also bring up the thought that he probably can't do an argument, not unless there was like some easy low blow to use on his opponent.
I consider Doonesbury the great-granddaddy of this sort of preachy SJWist comic-strip. Garry Trudeau set all the precedents that come to full, noxious fruition in someone like Willis: condescension masked as irony; Noble Oppressed Person characters; cause-of-the-week bandwagon-jumping; ham-handed self-insertions; walls of text for voice-bubbles; and blatant strawmanning of opposing views. The difference is that Trudeau, despite being stuck in an early-1970s/Ivy-League/Nation-magazine view of reality, is occasionally insightful and intermittently amusing, while spergs like this are just annoying and pathetic.
It would be incredibly hilarious if his kids ended up not only hating Transformers, but also eventually have some kind of religious conversion and end up joining a denomination of Christianity (or Islam) later in life/after they go off to college.
Why couldn't they do the normal teenage rebellion stuff like dye their hair stupid col... uh, I mean get multiple body pierci... uh, date someone who isn't whit...
Well, a mainstream religion may be the only "rebellious" choice they have.
Heh. I actually follow a blogger who's a Catholic lesbian (who's also a convert from atheism) on Twitter, and she RT's a few other LGBT Christians -some Catholic, some Protestant- from time to time, and they're pretty awesome people who are simply trying to be faithful and do good in the world. I'm sure if Willis met or encountered them, he'd probably tell them they're "internalizing" or whatever the denial excuse is that hardcore SJW use these days.
I’ve said this a lot about Willis. He never really stopped being a Christian fundamentalist, he just switched gods.
Yep, that's pretty much my assessment of every SJW. Anti-intellectual, rigid, sees enemies everywhere and is always fearful--psychologically there's no diff between the two groups.
dry up. He might have to get a job.
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