DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
Hogan of the South said:
^^ exactly. I too have had zero in my account before and ya..you know exactly what you got and how far it will get ya.

“I might have to eat deli meat sandwiches instead of going out or ordering in!”

Good! It might do you financially and physically good you obese manatee
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Sometimes a good bologna sandwich with jalapeño ketchup hits the spot even if you’ve got good stuff otherwise
 
Holy shit, I take a week off and you guys go bug nutters. Took me a fucking month to get caught back up. Jeebuz.

AckDolt Pigler said:
That's the thing about how normal gambling can hook addicts. You get a huge win and then you decide to throw it all in for a bigger win but you lose it all and keep chasing the big win.

Whereas with Phil, where is the hook? If he "gets a big win" it's not like he can spend it on another bigger win. There's not even a hypothetical end game to fool yourself with.
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With Phil it's a little different. He's doing the standard 'big dick' style consoomer whale deal. Gotta have the biggest and best shit so he can wave his dick around at all the 'mere plebs', even if all he has in that new $24000 kitchen is three packs of ramen noodles. Sure, they might shut off that video game eventually, but for NOW he's King Shit on Mount Poo and NOW is all he ever cares about.
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Phil being an Internet Tough Guy IRL yet again, this time over someone posting his "podcast" to Spotify. Phil, if you weren't so fucking lazy, you could've done it yourself.
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I like how he asks someone to send him info on this scandalous affront via e-mail when they've already told him where the shit is. Fucking LOL.
Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Yeah, when you're in deep with a gambling addiction you couldn't care less if you win or lose, the dopamine spike comes from the feeling of anticipation, not whether you win or lose. That's why it makes sense why Phil is addicted to gacha games when the jpegs he collects have zero value, that's not the point anymore. The point is the feeling of anticipation when the lights start flashing on his phone when he does a pull.
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I disagree. Phil very much cares whether he wins or loses, otherwise he wouldn't keep whaling to 'protect his spot' at the -ahem- top of the rafters, and his 99% win rate. Both things are immensely important to his e-peen swagger, even if he can't do it 'publicly'. If he just dropped the bullshit and streamed some of that shit, he might actually make some money, but he'd fucking starve first. Oh well.
 
Iron Hamster said:
To be fair, I'm marking the days he has waited for an apology which was the rant (that he has removed from his channel - coward) 2 weeks after the departnering. Thanks to @Hate Army Watch

https://youtube.com/watch?v=m8O8-O1aElA:845
How can twitch "watch this video" if you removed it Phail?
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Still funny how Phil's Twitter was flooded with people providing evidence of him saying hateful slurs
And his cope was that it didn't count because the evidence "wasn't provided by Twitch themselves"
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
Knudsen's DTRH is so old that it's irrelevant now. He doesn't even touch the main issue of DSP today, he's the biggest e-beggar alive.

More importantly, with Wings and others, Knudsen doesn't bring money up either. Because Knudsen also makes a nice living solely due to online content creation. He doesn't get it, similar to Null who never understands DSP detractors.
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Even back then only 30 minutes for the video was woefully short and missed a lot of the finer details. There's a reason why he chose that video. It just skims the general history without being critical or digging into why he did what he did. Crucially, it also came out before the bankruptcy or wwe champions exposure. I can tell you right now what that event will be: "I changed! I'm an interactive streamer now". I know dumb trolls will throw money at Phil to see it but it will be a nothingburger.
 
Never mind the money.
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I assume he means whole wheat.
But I'm unclear what this retarded authentic Italian thinks pasta is made of if not wheat.
 
TJGamebox said:
Did Phil verify that tip?
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Nope. He said he 'read the message' and he thanked them.
So whoever it was, it was someone he trusts and there was an explanation attached for him that included a statement that it was not to be read aloud.

Also, he lied again and said he hadn't hit the tips goal in 3 days. Once again, he got $150 on the Friday day stream. He has been corrected in stream chat and he has ignored it, so he's aware that he's lying.
 
Does phill forget Google fucking exist?
Like there are fucking ways for you to find shit out without using chat like it's a search engine or getting your information purely from Twitter it's fucking insane.
"I don't know how to do that" while he has a computer at his finger tips

Dumb lazy faggot
 
Lazycunt said:
Does phill forget Google fucking exist?
Like there are fucking ways for you to find shit out without using chat like it's a search engine or getting your information purely from Twitter it's fucking insane.
"I don't know how to do that" while he has a computer at his finger tips

Dumb lazy faggot
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Tbf his chat pays to hand hold him lol
 
Jayde is talking about going to the casino this weekend (to throw away money that should go to Phil, I might add).
Phil's advice is that he should play slots because they have better odds than cards. You lose your money faster on cards, according to Phil.

That is ridiculously stupid advice, but I guess it reflects his love of gacha.

EDIT: He was called out and conceded that you have some potential for strategy at card games and therefore have some control compared to slots.
His defense was that the odds are against you either way. Which doesn't address that he had to walk back his advice completely.
 
Surly Muppet said:
Jayde is talking about going to the casino this weekend (to throw away money that should go to Phil, I might add).
Phil's advice is that he should play slots because they have better odds than cards. You lose your money faster on cards, according to Phil.

That is ridiculously stupid advice, but I guess it reflects his love of gacha.
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Not to mention Phil's penchant for making retarded decisions when playing cards. See his Red Dead Redemption and Yakuza playthoughs. It's still bizarre seeing him actually enjoying those segments while blowing money.
 
Hogan of the South said:
Exactly! When Phil mentioned the fact he “may have to” settle for a sandwich my jaw dropped. He can’t fathom having to stop eating out. Further proving his fast food addiction
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What's funny to me is this sandwich would have to be a part of the groceries he buys. So he's nervous that he may have to eat from his own groceries?? Lol
 
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