DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PetiteDragon43]

Phil forgot his wedding anniversary but he had a week long birthday celebration for him...

How is he real?

Have you ever looked at the date and been surprised how close it is to your birthday? Phil probably has it circled and puts x's on the days leading up to the week.
The only anniversary I'm waiting for is the twitch departner. And big ups to Iron Hamster for marking each day since it happened. Very Based.

 

[Lolidaki]

Why does Skyrim streams get called after hours but not any other late stream like kirby? Autism

skyrim has a crappy commercial "bump" that calls it that, simple as that.

 

[Atmew]

This is what always made this situation extra hillarious to me.

This nibbah spend 250,000 to SHARE A WALL and get raped by Hoa.
Just out of curiousity I looked in Texas:
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Just to name a few.
You say but he has "equity". What is equity going to do for him? He has shit credit, and does not have a stable income.
So no he is not moving, ever.
This man has cucked himself out of a nice house and I love it.
Lore wise? Why DID he pick Washington state?

And those prices are 2022 correct? I wonder if they were cheaper when he was moving in 2015. I know property in Texas has gone up since a lot of people from Cali and New York have moved in by the hundreds of thousands. I think he looked at the black population of each state without an income tax and settled on Washington.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Have you ever looked at the date and been surprised how close it is to your birthday? Phil probably has it circled and puts x's on the days leading up to the week.
The only anniversary I'm waiting for is the twitch departner. And big ups to Iron Hamster for marking each day since it happened. Very Based.

To be fair, I'm marking the days he has waited for an apology which was the rant (that he has removed from his channel - coward) 2 weeks after the departnering. Thanks to @Hate Army Watch

How can twitch "watch this video" if you removed it Phail?

 

[ParksydeDhil]

Phil doesn't seem to connect how off putting his begging really is. He wants more subs then he does shit like this. Does he not see that if he had more subs, he could easily get more contributions naturally? Jesus christ its like im talking to a retard.

 

[Wing Zero]

You would think someone who lies constantly would be better at it.

When the only people you have to convince with your lies are wheelchairs, you don't have to be skilled.

 

[Sup3r]

Phil doesn't seem to connect how off putting his begging really is. He wants more subs then he does shit like this. Does he not see that if he had more subs, he could easily get more contributions naturally? Jesus christ its like im talking to a retard.

Phil begs, dent gives him money. That's all he sees. For him to see how offputting the begging is, he'd have to actively watch his shit first, which it is so obvious he doesn't do. He doesn't want to entertain or inform, just sit infront of his 72p webcam (if even that) raking in neetbux every day while whaling away on a gacha game for pics of sweaty men. It's not that he doesn't get it, it's that he doesn't want to do it properly and expects to be given what he wants just for showing up.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Jeezus christ I just saw his ultra beg from today,

"Bottom line, I need to eat tomorrow" - Actual fucking quote from Dave.

This is after he said he had enough money for groceries, but not pet supplies of course, guess his son is gonna have to starve so Papa can eat.

I'm amazed every time he throws a tantrum that he's not able to eat out, like he's entitled to it instead of adjusting his lifestyle to match his means.

 

[ParksydeDhil]

Phil begs, dent gives him money. That's all he sees. For him to see how offputting the begging is, he'd have to actively watch his shit first, which it is so obvious he doesn't do. He doesn't want to entertain or inform, just sit infront of his 72p webcam (if even that) raking in neetbux every day while whaling away on a gacha game for pics of sweaty men. It's not that he doesn't get it, it's that he doesn't want to do it properly and expects to be given what he wants just for showing up.

You right, I forgot how fucking dense Phil is.

 

[Crunchy Smegma]

Phil doesn't realize how spoiled that sandwich comment makes him out to be. He treats the thought of eating a simple sandwich like it's extreme hardship. Setting aside the fact that his money problems are his own fault, this shows how much his doordash addiction has gotten to him.

I can very easily picture Phil and the horse ordering DoorDash at least 5/7 days of the week. He probably feels entitled to restaurant-kwahlity food because of the way his weird-ass parents raised him.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

Phil doesn't seem to connect how off putting his begging really is. He wants more subs then he does shit like this. Does he not see that if he had more subs, he could easily get more contributions naturally? Jesus christ its like im talking to a retard.

His whales have shown they want no quality whatsoever so why should he bother? Pearls before swine and all that.
If his cucks would hold out on him for a week, you would see green screen, playing with viewers, hell he would pop a few pills into Khet and wheel her out there in her underwear again.

These losers get the garbage content they deserve

 

[Jasper2K]

Cant believe he struggled so hard with rykard at his level. Thats so sad. Big ups 600 deaths btw

 

[pizzazone]

Lore wise? Why DID he pick Washington state?

sorry if

His main reason was not wanting to pay state income tax which most states make you pay on top of federal.

I remember during some QnA and vlogs he was considering Texas, and Florida along with Washington and he wanted to do separate trips to ALL THREE so he could make the best decision possible. He presumably didn't do that after his first trip to Washington cause he blew so much money on that whole venture and didn't want to do it twice more.

That's just the financial side of things but what I find infinitely more interesting and hilarious are all the personal/social reasons.
Like how Phil thought he would relate to people better out there. How? I have no idea considering how much he shit on hipsters before and after moving.

He also said some shit about going to conventions and tournaments and meeting up with people.

And last one I can remember was his nonsense health bullshit. He claimed that because Washington "was one of the last states to be settled" it had better air quality and infrastructure.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Jeezus christ I just saw his ultra beg from today,

"Bottom line, I need to eat tomorrow" - Actual fucking quote from Dave.

This is after he said he had enough money for groceries, but not pet supplies of course, guess his son is gonna have to starve so Papa can eat.

I'm amazed every time he throws a tantrum that he's not able to eat out, like he's entitled to it instead of adjusting his lifestyle to match his means.

Because he feels ENTITLED to his paypigs money. That the boot to throat tactic and "crying poor." isn't working anymore, because either his paypigs are finally wising up and realizing that saying *Snort* "Those mentally ill assholes at Kiwifarts are talking shit about me! Don't go there!", the Streisand effect is in full gear.

Any whale of Phil's is going to go "Let me see what's going on.", see's the DATA being put together by other detractors and such and go "Wait a second! He's making ALL of this money and he's crying poor! The hell!" Again, it exposes the scam and Phil HATES it being exposed!

Phil will project his hate onto the detractors and block anyone that tries to bring up anything math wise, because a detractor that adds up everything, well, bugged math mechanics, dood! Don't believe them! Believe me! Ree!

 

[Wasabi Panda]

OOOF!

I didn't go back after break cause IRL and what not but I just watched Memology's video on him fighting Rykard. Dude let it slip he read a guide before break, a guide that told him there's a spear in the boss room to fight the boss.

This is the literal easiest fight in the game, packs of imps are harder, it's a gimmick loot pinata. The game pretty much hands you how to beat him it just doesn't press the buttons for you. He's also at least double the level he should be to fight Rykard. Gets wrecked cause he can't jump+L1/R1.

This dopey mother fucker laughed at Doc cause he had trouble with juno, as a lot of people do cause they aren't 2x the level of the content when they do it but a boss that just about lays down and dies cause you can stun-lock him with the spear, and this DS vet pro gamer has trouble and it's a "bullshit boss".

It's amazing how shit he is, when not over-leveled or not able to Jump attack he crumbles, even when reading a guide which I bet he even failed at that. Look how he reports the news he read on twitter, all but the subject is made up. He probably read "weapon in the room for killing the boss" and that's all he needed to know.

best part though, he reverts to jump+L1 with the spear.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

I was just thinking ... how odd is it that Phil would ask Fredrick Knudsen's permission to watch his video? Doesn't it comprise of clips from Phil's iwn khantent? So which is it? Does Transformative Content exist or does Fredrick need to get sent to banworld?


Also was thinking of other videos DSP should have reacted to over Knudsen's. These videos and moments are the reason i still follow Phil. Shit he needs to answer for legitimately under the gaze of everyone. Not just brush it off and ban anyone bringing it up

1. Tevin Halloween Restream (the sick motherfucker/Kat's final appearence one)
2. 2017 Worst of DSP (specifically the secret marriage part)
3. The video where he was talking shit about a FGC member and went and hid when the member came looking for him
4. Jon and Howard's rant/grievances about Phil (i know he DID one but its been yeeted from the face of the Internet)
5. TIHYDP Assassins Creed Odyssey or TIHYDP Mario and Sonic Winter Olympic ( just to see how hard he was shilling for those games before they took away their sponsers) Alternative would be Tutenkahmen's chargeback arc
6. Piece of Peace's video about the hidden tips.

7. Any video covering the bank leaks
8. The article about him about how he will make fun of people but you can't make fun of his gout
9. React to Anonymouse's screenshot of DSP claiming to be stringing OIC along instead of making him a mod
10. The Two Factor Autherisation retardation. How he can claim to not know what TFA is but still use it on multiple platforms is... he really thinks people are dumb and that one pissed me off.

BONUS: Steve of the Dead's God-Tier rant when Phil was making fun of the retarded fan
Bonus 2: SuprCrzy's OIC is Trying to Dox me ree video.

Edit:Uhh i did not realise how long this post is. Let me know if i should collapse it in a spoiler. Sorry

 

[Sup3r]

I was just thinking ... how odd is it that Phil would ask Fredrick Knudsen's permission to watch his video? Doesn't it comprise of clips from Phil's iwn khantent? So which is it? Does Transformative Content exist or does Fredrick need to get sent to banworld?

I'd bet it's more him trying to see if FK would respond if Phil did watch his video on stream. Phil must know that if he plays his cards wrong over it, he could see a second DTRH on him down the line and that would be the last thing he wants. Phil does know "transformative content" exists as it's the only reason he, and all of the gaming "content creators", haven't been nuked from orbit. It's just that he doesn't like it when people do it in a way that makes him look bad. The only reason FK doesn't currently get sent to banworld is that he's the softest critic Phil's had, especially with him doing and saying nothing about what Phil has done since the original video.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Knudsen's DTRH is so old that it's irrelevant now. He doesn't even touch the main issue of DSP today, he's the biggest e-beggar alive.

More importantly, with Wings and others, Knudsen doesn't bring money up either. Because Knudsen also makes a nice living solely due to online content creation. He doesn't get it, similar to Null who never understands DSP detractors.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

To be fair, I'm marking the days he has waited for an apology which was the rant (that he has removed from his channel - coward) 2 weeks after the departnering. Thanks to @Hate Army Watch

https://youtube.com/watch?v=m8O8-O1aElA:845
How can twitch "watch this video" if you removed it Phail?

Artistic representation of Twitch hearing Phil wants an apology

 

[Hogan of the South]

This might be pedantic, but you can really tell how much of this is faux cry when he complains that Lego Star Wars is "60 plus tips." I remember being super poor, tax was one of the first things I thought of when going to the store. I had to sit there and calculate tax to see if I had enough. There's no way a guy crying about being this poor wouldn't know the exact price of the game with tax included.

^^ exactly. I too have had zero in my account before and ya..you know exactly what you got and how far it will get ya.

“I might have to eat deli meat sandwiches instead of going out or ordering in!”

Good! It might do you financially and physically good you obese manatee