Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

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AnOminous said:
Lmao quilting my ass, Chris would never have the energy to do that shit. Can you imagine that lazy faggot even attempting a cathedral window quilt?

Also on the general quilt tangent why is it that all the smartest, as in genius level IQ chicks I ever knew, they were all into quilting?
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I dated a girl in high school who loved quilting. She was smart af.

IDK I just listed quilting because that's something Amish women do.
 
Gregory House M.D said:
I dated a girl in high school who loved quilting. She was smart af.

IDK I just listed quilting because that's something Amish women do.
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Whether it is quilting or not, I get the impression that any kind of workload expected of Chris by the Amish would be far too strenuous.
 
FinnSven said:
Whether it is quilting or not, I get the impression that any kind of workload expected of Chris by the Amish would be far too strenuous.
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Given Chris' mental aptitude, they may just give him minor stuff like churning butter all day or stocking shelves in some touristy gift shop. In exchange, he gets paid minimum wage and only can live in a shitty motel room off the interstate an hour away.
 
A-№1 said:
Chris can sort glass.
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You've said this a few times but I'm not sure exactly what you mean. Do you mean like at a recycling center? These days they have optical sorting machines to separate clear glass from the various colors.

 
Pointless Sperg said:
You've said this a few times but I'm not sure exactly what you mean.
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I mean this:



I know people who are far, FAR worse off than Chris, at least mentally, but who are far, FAR better people than he is. People who maintain full time jobs, despite their handicaps, earning more than twice what Chris gets in his tugboat even at minimum wage.
 
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A-№1 said:
I know people who are far, FAR worse off than Chris, at least mentally, but who are far, FAR better people than he is. People who maintain full time jobs, despite their handicaps, earning more than twice what Chris gets in his tugboat even at minimum wage.
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There's one of those people that work at a local grocery store. Giant, hunched over slow in the mind looking dude, who will occasionally just glare/stare at people. I've seen him getting yelled at by management but years later, he's still working there.

That glass recycling commercial we all know and love would probably be a good fit for Chris. Those blue collar industries have a lot of yelling and immediate correction, and the women are for the most part, are large and yell too. Chris wouldn't like it, but he's acclimated to jail quicker than most people thought.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
There's one of those people that work at a local grocery store. Giant, hunched over slow in the mind looking dude, who will occasionally just glare/stare at people. I've seen him getting yelled at by management but years later, he's still working there.

That glass recycling commercial we all know and love would probably be a good fit for Chris. Those blue collar industries have a lot of yelling and immediate correction, and the women are for the most part, are large and yell too. Chris wouldn't like it, but he's acclimated to jail quicker than most people thought.
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it seems that a stable enviroment is best for Chris. Not even the looney bin would be necesary, just a stable enviroment.
Like a home for people like him. At least that way he can't hurt himself or others.

With supervision of course, he shouldn't be on the internet ever again.
His life up until his first video was already a rollercoaster of stupidity, and exposing himself the internet didn't help with that.

"I am here, and ya'll are there" was so innocent. and we fucked him up.
 
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A-№1 said:
I mean this:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CSiz6kbIZkw

I know people who are far, FAR worse off than Chris, at least mentally, but who are far, FAR better people than he is. People who maintain full time jobs, despite their handicaps, earning more than twice what Chris gets in his tugboat even at minimum wage.
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Knowing Chris he'd somehow manage to choke to death on glass shards thinking its rock candy.
 
My money is on dying in prison (prison justice or heart attack) or being locked away in a nuthouse forever. If he does come out, he could support himself by some entry-level job, e-begging, the tugboat and making medallions (they're worth gold now). Maybe some seasonal farm work with added foraging like the infamous Goler clan members did in Canuckistan if Chris somehow becomes more fit. Imagine accidentally bumping into a hideous, blue-haired, balding, blabbering tomgirl picking berries while hiking. Scarier than every Bigfoot, Dogman, Flatwoods Monster encounter combined.
 
FinnSven said:
That is weirdly cool. I now want to get a job developing software for those. Thank you.
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It seems to have some issues separating blue and green glass, i wonder why? Its not like the wavelengths overlap on the spectrum.
 
Big_Fat_Becky said:
"I am here, and ya'll are there" was so innocent. and we fucked him up.
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Chris (along with his parents) is responsible for Chris. Not us, not the internet, not the Greene County school system. He shouldn’t be on the internet unsupervised and never should have been, but we’re not responsible for how he turned out.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
There's one of those people that work at a local grocery store. Giant, hunched over slow in the mind looking dude, who will occasionally just glare/stare at people. I've seen him getting yelled at by management but years later, he's still working there.
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Just because someone is less intelligent doesn't mean they are useless. What matters most in any job is a strong work ethic.

Chris doesn't have one. Or any work ethic. Or any ethics at all, for that matter.

That glass recycling commercial we all know and love would probably be a good fit for Chris. Those blue collar industries have a lot of yelling and immediate correction, and the women are for the most part, are large and yell too. Chris wouldn't like it, but he's acclimated to jail quicker than most people thought.
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Political spergery ahead: Chris is a classic example of how minimum wage laws absolutely screw the bottom end of the labor market. Any real world job Chris could do is not worth the minimum wage enforced upon his employer, who only loses money by hiring Chris. Meanwhile any real world job Chris could do can also easily be done by machinery, and at a far lower total cost than hiring Chris at minimum wage, so he gets squeezed out by automation as well. I'd almost feel sorry for Chris if he actually wanted to work, but he doesn't, so fuck him.


Big_Fat_Becky said:
and we fucked him up.
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We did nothing of the sort. The internet would never have noticed Chris if he wasn't already fucked up.

Chris did it to himself.
 
AnOminous said:
Anywhere he'd work would be in some kind of sheltered tard workshop setting,
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I don't think Chris would qualify. Yes, Chris is stupid, but he's more lazy than he is stupid. Those positions are for hard working people who can't get regular work due to their disabilities. Chris, meanwhile, is perfectly capable of doing low skill menial labor, but chooses not to. Chris lost his job at Wendy's not because he couldn't do it, but because he didn't do it.
 
A-№1 said:
Chris lost his job at Wendy's not because he couldn't do it, but because he didn't do it.
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He's legally disabled, has been since almost childhood, and was fired by Wendy's for being so weird and annoying he was creeping out customers and making children cry. If you're on SSI and have been basically for life, this is the kind of job you get.
 
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