💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

Ya sorry, not falling for the alligator tears he's shedding for his cat when this is the same kid that streamed hentai with trannies the day his dad was buried. This is 100% for the sympathy dopamine rush he gets from his Twitter comments

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

this is the same kid that streamed hentai with trannies the day his dad was buried

Don't forget about the bleach AMV he masterfully performed in front of his dad's corpse with anime clips playing on a projector.

 

[Helmut A Ebne]

it is LITERALLY KILLING HIM.

The cat LITERALLY means the world to him

As for what is wrong with Chibi (aside from the obvious autism), I'm partial to the HPD theory. Just look at how many boxes he ticks:


Obviously he does not have good social skills, but that's where the autism comes in; everything else fits like a glove.
Even the attention to appearance, he technially puts effort in (getting his hair dyed troon teal, buying god awful pokemon shirts etc.), he simply lacks even rudimentary fashion sense (again, due to autism) to know these things actually look terrible.

 

[Squidman]

Didn't Cheebs JUST have a meltdown about his cat dying a few months ago? Does he just wait for his trog friends to forget about the last one and does it again?

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

Didn't Cheebs JUST have a meltdown about his cat dying a few months ago? Does he just wait for his trog friends to forget about the last one and does it again?

I thought that too, but that one turned out to be a family cat that he left with his mom. This one is the one he adopted after moving out to the condo.

 

[bethfromcountryhouse]

The dislike ratio was abysmal, the day it was uploaded Chibi spent all his time refreshing the replies and responding to every comment that mentioned him or the editing. Some people think that him making an ass of himself (repeatedly) in the guy’s comment section had more to do with the video being pulled than the spastic meme editing.
Iirc Chibi also immediately started suicide baiting on Twitter afterwards so the guy showed him pity and apparently gave Adam another chance.

He surprisingly didn’t sympathy bait very much at all during the ezscape situation

 

[Eggwhore]

He’s got autism and BPD which is a pretty toxic combo of desperately seeking attention yet not knowing how to get it without making an ass of himself.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Thinking he is a sociopath or something other than a mentally retarded individual is giving more credit than he deserves.

What credit? Antisocial Personality Disorder is, well, a disorder, not a superpower. People can have it no matter how smart and talented they are. Chibs however can ignore someone's feelings just because he is infantile and autistic.

 

[blinkber385]

Why are you guys trying to diagnose him

Therapists don't even know what to do with him, except for the one with magnets

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Why are you guys trying to diagnose him

Therapists don't even know what to do with him, except for the one with magnets

Personally, a big part of enjoying lolcows for me is figuring out how they tick. Part of me just wants to know how a fellow human can end up so broken. Plus it's fun to take things apart and look at their inner workings.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Personally, a big part of enjoying lolcows for me is figuring out how they tick. Part of me just wants to know how a fellow human can end up so broken. Plus it's fun to take things apart and look at their inner workings.

I'd diagnose him with retard-itis. Fuck all this BPD, HPD, autism, whateverthefuck.

The cure? Take away his fucking twitter and discord, stop giving him money so that he can only spend what he earns. Cancel this stupid Florida bullshit. Have someone on him 24/7 screaming at him to change his sheets at least once a week, wash his balls, groom himself properly, and stop dying his hair into ladyboy colors. Probably take away his nintendo consoles, too. I dunno at this point he might have to be hauled away kicking and screaming to some kinda boot camp for 30 year olds.

....More realistically, the only cure for him is to change his fucking attitude and get a work ethic in him, and you just can't force that into people. That has to come from within, and at his late stage it's usually when the reality of his failure to launch hits him. He's not there yet, he's still content to waffle about from hobby to hobby, job to job, State to State apparently, not really concerned if he fucks up because mommy will bail him out. I would genuinely not be surprised if next month he says "guise, I think I'll move to portugal and help bring an end to socialism. It's cool if it doesn't work out, mom will help me."

The mother. Take her out and the house of cards will come tumbling down.

 

[PercyFrancienCaramello]

Labelling him with disabilities will just become ammo for his self pity parties on Twitter when he eventually catches up with this thread.

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

He is just a manchild. Mentally stuck as a teenager and wishes everything would be simple aagain as was for a kid who played pokemon all day and had nothing to worry about.
It has some more layers to that but this is what it all stems from. He is a sore loser who desperately wants to be liked by the "cool kids" but can be only liked by other rejects that no one wants to hang around. They all don't give a shit for one another but have no one else so will always act positive and kind to one another to not risk pissing someone off and being alone again.
He also so pathetic you can smell it miles away. I don't think a crackhead who is going trough withdrawal and meets Chibi, who is willing to fund this addiction if she agrees to be with him, would go trough with it even for that sweet sweet rock.

 

[WutangLee]

Labelling him with disabilities will just become ammo for his self pity parties on Twitter when he eventually catches up with this thread.

Doesn't he already lean on his autism? like his "bisexuality" (cause no one would believe if he was any other of the alphabet gang)

He is just a manchild. Mentally stuck as a teenager and wishes everything would be simple aagain as was for a kid who played pokemon all day and had nothing to worry about.
It has some more layers to that but this is what it all stems from. He is a sore loser who desperately wants to be liked by the "cool kids" but can be only liked by other rejects that no one wants to hang around. They all don't give a shit for one another but have no one else so will always act positive and kind to one another to not risk pissing someone off and being alone again.
He also so pathetic you can smell it miles away. I don't think a crackhead who is going trough withdrawal and meets Chibi, who is willing to fund this addiction if she agrees to be with him, would go trough with it even for that sweet sweet rock.

He's undoubtedly a manchild. Straight up Chris Chan energy, still playing with pokemon, and childish shit.

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

He's undoubtedly a manchild. Straight up Chris Chan energy, still playing with pokemon, and childish shit.

If there was no pokemon would he be a normal person now tho?

 

[Tonberry]

I think Chibi really wanted to be one of those editors that are a personality along side the person in the video. A lot of video editors (especially ones that edit stream highlights) kind of evolve to be a crucial part of their channel, for their humour or their editing style. Not only did Chibi have very generic editing and awful humour, he was acting like he was 'apart' of the channel from day 1.

This is a pretty important point idiots like Chibi often overlook. While Barry from Game Grumps is usually seen as either the root issue of editors trying too hard to be funny or a strong example of an editor that is as essential to a channel as any of the youtubers on-screen, the fact is that he was pretty tame at the beginning of the channel. You could tell he was good at his job, but his edits were meant to help out with the jokes Jon and Arin were making, not to hog the spotlight for himself. It would take months, along with Danny joining and the overall style of the show changing, before things would devolve into "HAHA BARRY PUT FIVE WOLFJOBS ON SCREEN", but this is all people remember him for nowadays.

If Chibi would stop being a sperg and practice a bit more he could easily be a competent editor.

With this on the other hand I can't agree. I feel like Chibi is already at a skill level where he can be a competent editor for most channels, the real problem is his obnoxious attitude. Adam has shown time and again that he's literally incapable of toning down his 'tism or learning how to improve from his mistakes, two things he'd definitely need for this sort of role. If another youtuber offered him a second chance I feel like he'd do the exact same type of video and hope that this time the fans will like it the evil trolls won't bully him.

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

Getting Always Sunny Mrs. Kelly vibes reading this. A nasty slut whose over protective of her manchild son.

She did get divorced twice and was going on dates with shortly after it. Even invited Chibi in persona cosplay to come once. So she probably is deep in the game and telling Chibi she finds sex repulsive and he believes her because he is dumb as a stump. Then shares how her pussy is dryer then Sahara.

She is. She is seeing somebody right now and broke up with one guy a couple months ago (I sent her a message couple weeks ago).

How is your game? What did she say. if you want to win her over use this as your profile pic.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

(x)
Something killing me about this kid having a sperg-out, all while this Eevee is here doing a dumb little dance the whole time and Fall Guys music plays.

Also, tfw u an empath and your mate starts crying without even considering how it would make you feel:

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

Sorry if i'm going to stink up the thread with this Zaff shit so hopefully we don't have to bring this e-thot onto this thread again after this post but i found a few interesting funny messages from our boy Cheebs on her discord.

We find that she is hardcore copium over being on the thread (totally not down, please roast me!) ofc chibi has to input his say on the matter for m'lady.

He's definitely onto us guys, we are le 4chan army in chibi's eyes

Oh yeah, and we are the reason we scared him from streaming btw lol

The farms ruined my life!

 

[Sausage Link Korean]

Lol this thread has so many wellwishers coming in offering advice, if the farms actually had "so much influence" over him his life would be in a better place.

The hickey girl is really trying to milk every last drop of the barely any attention she received from here, huh