🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

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Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.7%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,304 53.9%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 518 21.4%
  • Total voters
    2,421
AnOminous said:
Jade is not fat, she is thicc. Also some other things Jade isn't:

  • a horse
  • a pedophile
  • an asymmetrically faced uggo
  • the ex of a child molester named Digibrony
  • the future mother of a guntling
  • retarded
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And you know this how? I've never seen the motherfucker and I have to concede you are right. Based Jimbo the Asian Pussy Slayer.
 
It's just so insane that you can point to one tiny moment that all of this snowballed from. If Ralph had just taken the joke on the chin(s), who knows where we'd be.

 
Just read the "Fear" article. It's quite perplexing to mock someone for fearing death, it's a natural instinct for most people to not want to die. This being the case, someone with a form of cancer that can effect the immune system - I am lead to believe that is what Jim is referencing when he states he has cancer aids - has every reason to want to avoid catching a disease that is fairly deadly for people with comorbidities. Yet apparently for Ralph it's a negative that Jim doesn't want to die.

Then this shit about the name change, he's saying Jim is a coward for wanting to keep his online persona separate from his real life identity. If there is any proof that Ralph is completely incapable of growing and learning as a person, here it is - Ralph's life is made immeasurably worse by the fact it revolves around the braggadocios persona he has made. Everything he does he relates to his gay internet show, knowing he has people who actively fuck with him he has released pictures of his kids online, he has exposed the fact his girlfriend is pregnant to the world. His name is dirt to anyone who isn't one of a few hundred people that tune in to watch him rant and rave, get drunk and then play Tucker clips. His followers outlook is as stupid and myopic as his. If Jim is trying to maintain some semblance of anonymity, and normality to his private life this is him being clever - not cowardly. There is a saying in a lot of militaries which is a comment on people suffering for their ego: Any one can get wet. Unlike Ralph, Jim has decided to put on his gortex.

Something something about kids from the worlds #1 dad Ethan Ralph.

I, and many others, have said this time and again - Ralph's not right in the head. There is something deeply wrong with him psychologically, because the reality all of this was bubbling under his skin (maybe that's why the gunt looks so grizzled and disgusting) for a long time. He sits seething, stewing with paranoia and fear, collecting evidence for when he can eventually lash out at someone. It's not normal, it's not healthy. His entire life seems to be based on making himself look like a winner on social media rather than just enjoying life for what it is, it's the equivalent of someone who goes to see a band and watches it on their phone as they are filming it instead of just taking in the atmosphere.
 
Mr E. Grifter said:
Just read the "Fear" article. It's quite perplexing to mock someone for fearing death, it's a natural instinct for most people to not want to die. This being the case, someone with a form of cancer that can effect the immune system - I am lead to believe that is what Jim is referencing when he states he has cancer aids - has every reason to want to avoid catching a disease that is fairly deadly for people with comorbidities. Yet apparently for Ralph it's a negative that Jim doesn't want to die.

Then this shit about the name change, he's saying Jim is a coward for wanting to keep his online persona separate from his real life identity. If there is any proof that Ralph is completely incapable of growing and learning as a person, here it is - Ralph's life is made immeasurably worse by the fact it revolves around the braggadocios persona he has made. Everything he does he relates to his gay internet show, knowing he has people who actively fuck with him he has released pictures of his kids online, he has exposed the fact his girlfriend is pregnant to the world. His name is dirt to anyone who isn't one of a few hundred people that tune in to watch him rant and rave, get drunk and then play Tucker clips. His followers outlook is as stupid and myopic as his. If Jim is trying to maintain some semblance of anonymity, and normality to his private life this is him being clever - not cowardly. There is a saying in a lot of militaries which is a comment on people suffering for their ego: Any one can get wet. Unlike Ralph, Jim has decided to put on his waterproofs.

Something something about kids from the worlds #1 dad Ethan Ralph.

I, and many others, have said this time and again - Ralph's not right in the head. There is something deeply wrong with him psychologically, because the reality all of this was bubbling under his skin (maybe that's why the gunt looks so grizzled and disgusting) for a long time. He sits seething, stewing with paranoia and fear, collecting evidence for when he can eventually lash out at someone. It's not normal, it's not healthy. His entire life seems to be based on making himself look like a winner on social media rather than just enjoying life for what it is, it's the equivalent of someone who goes to see a band and watches it on their phone as they are filming it instead of just taking in the atmosphere.
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People who have something to live for fear death. Ralph, not so much.
 
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DADDY JIM DIES TONIGHT! For the first time in like 3 years, I'm going to have to watch the killstream live to see how badly Ralph destroys his career.
 
Retink said:
Are you trying to tell me you're not currently celebrating Black History Month right now? That's not very Wakanda of you.
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Ah fuck, it is nigger month ain't it?

Gator is a battered housewife. The gunt will call and Gator will come and suck up the folds because that's all he knows in life.
 
Noproblemo said:
Gator's loyalty was one of the few universal constants. Our world is doomed, it's the twilight of the guntguards. Look forward to the PPP tell-all stream.
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Yeah i never thought Gator would jump ship i always thought he be last one standing behind the GUNT holding him on the Titanic while the boat is sinking ^^ !

This makes GUNTs fall from grace even greater then i ever expected XD
 
MindYourSeabiscuits said:
DADDY JIM DIES TONIGHT! For the first time in like 3 years, I'm going to have to watch the killstream live to see how badly Ralph destroys his career.
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I still don't understand how he's going to be able to work himself up without having some kind of medical emergency.

Ralph, I know you're keeping up with this thread. Find a way to do a video stream tonight. You're a cowardly faggot if you do audio only. Show you're deformed face, you obese freakshow.
 
I'm disappointed that Ralph doesn't seem to have anything on Metokur other than the info from his thread and maybe a DM or two.
If this is all he is going to use during his show tonight, it will be a bigger failure than Sargon streaming without sound for 30 minutes because he had disabled chat to own Metokur.
As much of a smug full of himself asshole as Carl was, I remember his entire "pan European politics" saga fondly, he didn't hide, he became rape man live on TV and claimed to have been molested to own an interviewer, got hit with a fish, milkshakes, snorted coke live on stream. In the end, I remember his smug chuckles fondly (of course, there also was the whole "I'm not saying he's a groomer..." but that's a different story)

Ralph is just seething in a basement writing blog entries and desperately reading through Jim's thread to find something to "win" tonight, and since he didn't he thinks that claiming that someone, who has been battling illness, is afraid to die and that will make him win, as if 99% of people wouldn't understand that when faced with your own mortality, especially at a young age, people freak out.
Even worse, Ralph is using the same "you could have been..." argument that Carl used, only that when Carl did it, it at least had some relevance at the time since Carl tried to get Metokur to lead something (I think it was right before the whole liberalists thing started), with Ralph it's just recycling bullshit he's heard other people say.

I don't know, I was just hoping we would see the Ralphamale going all out, putting out DMs and dropping secret recordings, but no, it's the same old bitch made Ralph that's too cowardly to even tag or name Metokur in any of his tweets or articles.
 
Null said:
There's two tracks on this album. Early on, it's Mundane Matt to Ralph. At the end, before the misc singles, Ralph closes the album replying to it. He actually provides original lines for that song and he's really, really proud of it.
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Imagine the immense gunt-rage if it comes full circle and MC Jarbo lets the real Mundane Matt do the original lines just like Ralph did. It would be like the ultimate undoing of the boulderstream which he is still so proud of.
 
He's going to stream tonight without Gators tech support and he's going to be angry, drunk, drugged, actively in pain, and potentially missing teeth.

I don't know what to expect.
 
VII said:
lol, his stream is going to be called "extermination season". i imagine this fat fuck walking around with his heabby medal music theme playing on a speaker as he bobs his blueberry porkchop face as if he's fuckin ozzy osbourne.
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Subscribers only with a 20 minute timer. How can the Ralphamale keep winning?
 
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