🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[What the shit]

Ethan truly forgets he's the one who got his shit kicked in and still thinks he's the one to get to talk shit and throw shade.

 

[guntigo]

Agreed, but his strength use to be in being able to setup a debate between two people who dislike each other and let them go at it with minimal interruption. But his ego matched his gunt and he started making it more about him and less about the "blood sports".

Jim said it well, all he had to do is stream regularly and let people duke it out. But that was too hard for the Gunt. Ironically, Tonka had exactly the same issue.

i think tonka cursed the gunt with his meth head native american boolah. probably sent the guntigo after him.

Also drinking while healing from severe injuries is NOT a good idea. Alcohol works like a blood thinner and doctors will tell you not to drink for a reason. Maybe he'll end up in a hearse before he steps foot on american soil again. Maybe you're right, but time and his retarded decisions will tell.

nicotine doesn't help either. he probably has blood in his nasal cavities still so that will end up being infected. i think his existence will be very painful if he doesn't succumb or if meigh doesn't hit him in the back of the head and kill him during a stream.

i can only think of the spec ops ending music when it comes the gunt now. we're watching a shitty man die in slow motion. year of the chud, boys.

 

[MeltyTW]

Agreed, but his strength use to be in being able to setup a debate between two people who dislike each other and let them go at it with minimal interruption. But his ego matched his gunt and he started making it more about him and less about the "blood sports".

Jim said it well, all he had to do is stream regularly and let people duke it out. But that was too hard for the Gunt. Ironically, Tonka had exactly the same issue.

Jim accidentally fucking ruined him when he tried to make ralph having political takes jim himself didnt watch as a reason he was more stable than Tonka wigger took that as a sign he could go mainstream even lol

He's like a girl told they can kinda act by someone famous who's kid was in a play woth them and they go broke trying to be the new triple a actress

 

[Salubrious]

American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elected a nigger president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say Martin Luther, they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching niggerball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Mike Tyson, Michael Jordan, Muhammad Ali, Michael Jackson, while ignoring the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and and their music charts are filled with niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those are true red blooded American niggers. They watch nigger porn to the point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. America has been and will always be a nation of nigger-loving niggers.

You forgot the part where black people say that they are still oppressed despite everything you've just listed.

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

I can't wait for Jim's canceraids to suddenly cure after this.

Everytime Ralph spergs out on someone, they become so much more successful.

- Warski? New show with PPP, making thousands of dollars now, actually seeming to enjoy himself now.
- Flamenco? A livestream career where his viewer count often is as much as TRR.
- Rekieta? Livestreams jumped to over a hundred thousand viewers a week or two later in the Rittenhouse trial.

I'm sure there are more. There are just so fucking many that I can't even keep up with half of them that I'm not interested in.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Since Ralph is also lowkey insulting Nora while attacking Jade for her weight, Warski should try to get Metokur AND Nora on the Kino Kasino this week. It would be easy, right? Doesn't Metokur actually know Nora or something?

 

[Insanely Retarded]

That sure does resemble a picture. What a stunning view of every single street in a major European city

Didn't think about the caption, did he just mean to say that there was nice weather and used the wrong word?
Either way, Ralph trying to get any win he can, no matter how small it is.

The fuck is wrong with her face?! Is that the lighting, or is she decaying?

You can see for yourself, here's the video (22:06 if the timestamp doesn't work), the colors are a bit heightened but that is what she looks like. Even @John Andrews Stan 's pictures make her look better than this.

 

[GriptheRaven]

If he's going to do a song about this he should probably do a follow-up to this song.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9zrEhfzASpw:2332(Timestamped)

There's two tracks on this album. Early on, it's Mundane Matt to Ralph. At the end, before the misc singles, Ralph closes the album replying to it. He actually provides original lines for that song and he's really, really proud of it.


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American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elected a nigger president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say Martin Luther, they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching niggerball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Mike Tyson, Michael Jordan, Muhammad Ali, Michael Jackson, while ignoring the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and and their music charts are filled with niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those are true red blooded American niggers. They watch nigger porn to the point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. America has been and will always be a nation of nigger-loving niggers.

Take it easy Sargon.

Also really looking forward to a full Da Gunt Album.

 

[Postal Pippa]

And then there is this, still too much of a coward to name the boogeyman (bonus delusion comparing himself to one of his faggy wrestling idols):
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So, while yes, some idols are full of shit there, the man Ric Flair is not only super famous but actually early on in his career survived a private plane crash. While old and frail now back in the day the man was built like a brick house and even something as nutty as a plane crash couldnt kill him. He was also Southern.

Thats what makes the comparison even more delusion.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I can't believe it. Ralph was getting his shit kicked in so hard that literally nobody could've ignored it and he still spergs out when people point out his retarded decisions and make jokes. Now he tries to leak DMs with Metokur because "THAT'LL SHOW 'EM" instead of evaluating his trashfire of a life. Also his shitty article about death which has bascially the message "JIM IS GOING TO DIE LOL" and he is straight up reveling and gloating in this. He's such a piece of shit, it's unbelieveable. He deserved everything that has happened to him.

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>alcoholic
>fat
>soon to be addicted on painkillers
>was beaten to an inch of his life
Be very careful what you wish for, Ralph.

and to think some people thought him getting spit roasted by portuguese trannys was gonna make him learn a little something and reflect in his ways....

nigger said "rock bottom?.... pass me a shovel"

 

[MelloYello]

American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elected a nigger president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say Martin Luther, they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching niggerball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Mike Tyson, Michael Jordan, Muhammad Ali, Michael Jackson, while ignoring the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and and their music charts are filled with niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those are true red blooded American niggers. They watch nigger porn to the point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. America has been and will always be a nation of nigger-loving niggers.

Reminder: this is what America does. It uses unprecedented and unsustainable prosperity to import illegals to slaughter animals and fry their meat so that we can stuff it down niggers' throats until they're too fat to walk. It literally trains people in the cutting edge of math, science, finance and management to erect offshore platforms to suck up the carbonized remains of extinct species in order to provide the necessary fuel for the spic-nig cycle.
I guess I never really grasped the goal of civilization before. Why did Newton discover calculus? What are Maxwell's equations for?
Why did Mendeleev deduce the periodic properties of elements? The answer to these and to all questions: to stuff nigs with fried meat until they become crippled from overeating, then to provide them with heroic medical care until they gracelessly expire.

/pol/ sure does have a way with words...

 

[222rru]

So - what are the odds Jim appears on this week's Kino Casino?

I could see it happening just to make Ethan seethe more, and I really hope it does happen. Since he already mentioned KC it actually may be a possibility. I'm sure Warski had already sent the DM.

 

[WutangLee]

Ethan truly forgets he's the one who got his shit kicked in and still thinks he's the one to get to talk shit and throw shade.

He forgets a lot things. Like he married the ugly horse. He's the untalented and unfunny shit content creator. He stabbed people in the back. He's the morally inept deadbeat dad. He's the one begging for money. He's the slimy rat that airs other people's dirty laundry. He foregets Warskilive made him, not the other way around.

 

[Hüftpriester]

You can see for yourself, here's the video (22:06 if the timestamp doesn't work), the colors are a bit heightened but that is what she looks like. Even @John Andrews Stan 's pictures make her look better than this.

I had a post in Ralph's twitter thread where I did a horizontal flip on one of these pictures of Meigh and actually gasped in horror when I saw how freakish she looks. She has such an asymmetrical face....not ideal genes to be passing down especially when the other half is coming from Ralph.

 

[Retink]

American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elected a nigger president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say Martin Luther, they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching niggerball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Mike Tyson, Michael Jordan, Muhammad Ali, Michael Jackson, while ignoring the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and and their music charts are filled with niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those are true red blooded American niggers. They watch nigger porn to the point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. America has been and will always be a nation of nigger-loving niggers.

Are you trying to tell me you're not currently celebrating Black History Month right now? That's not very Wakanda of you.

 

[Sperglord666]

I can't believe it. Ralph was getting his shit kicked in so hard that literally nobody could've ignored it and he still spergs out when people point out his retarded decisions and make jokes. Now he tries to leak DMs with Metokur because "THAT'LL SHOW 'EM" instead of evaluating his trashfire of a life. Also his shitty article about death which has bascially the message "JIM IS GOING TO DIE LOL" and he is straight up reveling and gloating in this. He's such a piece of shit, it's unbelieveable. He deserved everything that has happened to him.

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>alcoholic
>fat
>soon to be addicted on painkillers
>was beaten to an inch of his life
Be very careful what you wish for, Ralph.

FFS, if Gunt was a MMA fighter, he would just immediately start every fight by kicking his opponent in the junk, then complain about getting disqualified and the audience thinking he's a giant piece of shit.

Jim basically just said the trip was a stupid idea and made fun of him for going to a foreign country by himself, eating Burger King, and getting his ass beat after wandering unfamiliar streets alone at night. Ralph's response: LOL ur gunna die!

Not surprising, he did the same thing with Sargon and his dead kid. He's the one person that could make that smug prick look sympathetic.

 

[BigThaiGreenCurry]

He forgets a lot things. Like he married the ugly horse. He's the untalented and unfunny shit content creator. He stabbed people in the back. He's the morally inept deadbeat dad. He's the one begging for money. He's the slimy rat that airs other people's dirty laundry. He foregets Warskilive made him, not the other way around.

Add hes a low income American on holiday to the list

 

[Stasi]

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American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elected a nigger president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say Martin Luther, they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching niggerball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Mike Tyson, Michael Jordan, Muhammad Ali, Michael Jackson, while ignoring the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and and their music charts are filled with niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those are true red blooded American niggers. They watch nigger porn to the point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. America has been and will always be a nation of nigger-loving niggers.

Well we do know JCaesar likes the blacks. Also -

 

[guntigo]

lol, his stream is going to be called "extermination season". i imagine this fat fuck walking around with his heabby medal music theme playing on a speaker as he bobs his blueberry porkchop face as if he's fuckin ozzy osbourne.

 

[GriptheRaven]

Now it’s a given certainty that Ralph will turn on Masterson next, what’s going to be the spark that lights the fuse?

Will Dick have Jim on to talk about Ralph, as a tacit display of who he values more as an Internet Fwend?

Will he be invited to, but flake on attending, Ralph’s sad little bowling party?

Or will it be something even more innocuous and petty?

Stay tuned for the next instalment of Guntball Z!

He will 100% pull out of this April Bowling thing in Texas. Something will come up before then.