🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Christorian X]

He unfollowed Gator already. So yeah looks like that reading is correct.

Gator is now a casualty in the Metokur Wars...

 

[GrimPortents]

Pantsu will fake a miscarriage

Nigga she will intentionally miscarry

 

[Mikoyan]

idk, i think it's ok for someone with cancer to avoid covid,
i know we all like to pretend it's fake, but it's not. China made it.

I agree, though this is the first thing Ralph's said that might actually resonate with the 'covid ain't shit' crowd.

 

[AltisticRight]

Was going to make one myself, good job OP. I may edit the OP to add in clips later in the day/weeks, if necessary.

 

[Dona Morte]

So is Ralph in a midlife crisis like DSP?
Usually happens when such a SPECIMEN get's their shit beat up.

 

[Complete Reprobate]

CALL JOHN DEERE, KUBOTA, AND HUSQVARNA! WE NEED THE HEAVIEST EQUIPMENT THEY HAVE!

 

[bonusmp3]

They're both subposting each other like catty women. I suspect they both have dirt on each other. This is really gay.

Looking forward to the equivalent of that drop of KingOfPol asking for an outline, just an outline...

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I love how Ralph won't use metokurs name. We all know who this is about, we know who broke his teenage girl heart. Does he think this illusion of mystic will make the impending anal ramming any lighter? Or is it a piss poor intimidation tactic?

The latter. It is impossible to be intimidated by a fat gnome. If I was the intended recipient of that piece, I would have gotten up to him on his Twitter timeline and rip him a new asshole.

 

[MySonDavid]

Nigga she will intentionally miscarry

If she's smart.

 

[The Big Dream]

Someone changing their name isn't even womanly gossip, it's childish. Women at least push the knife into each other. I guess I'm the clown for thinking Ralph had decent dirt on Jim.

 

[Bepis]

It's a good thing Ralph isn't stateside right now or they'd find his horse in a shallow grave, covered in hoof-shaped bruises.

 

[Reaper King]

Ralph's talking about how he has all this "dirt" on Jim, meanwhile Jim has a huge backlog of stupid shit Ralph has said and done. This petty feud from Ralph is going to do nothing but shuck his own corn. Maybe it's me being hopeful, but it wouldn't surprise me if Jim stream sniped Ralph tomorrow during his cornKillstream, like he did with Sargon and Tonka back in the day.

Ralph has burned one of his biggest bridges, now he's got none for him and his mare to sleep under. Oops.

 

[Retink]

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That's Jade, the horse, and?

That was the little Thai boytoy/slave that threw ice at the gunt, very reminiscent of the Thailand vs Burma war.

That makes sense, I always thought it was Warski who chucked the ice but I'm probably wrong.

 

[America's Hat]

Jim will not be one-upped by the Gunt and instead wrote his own 10000 word essay.

https://twitter.com/QuarantinedCoof/status/1488354545004650498

https://pastebin.com/9rx8Zwkn

Spoiler: Spoilered due to size.

 

[Sam Losco]

Was going to make one myself, good job OP. I may edit the OP to add in clips later in the day/weeks, if necessary.

Indeed, thank you @Punished 🌍 for keeping the OP updated.

We need a good subtitle for this thread.

 

[bonusmp3]

Teaser for DM flood? Ralph does record all his calls, so it could be some drunken audio, but who will be the one more inebriated?

 

[HarveySperg41]

Ralph's talking about how he has all this "dirt" on Jim, meanwhile Jim has a huge backlog of stupid shit Ralph has said and done. This petty feud from Ralph is going to do nothing but shuck his own corn. Maybe it's me being hopeful, but it wouldn't surprise me if Jim stream sniped Ralph tomorrow during his cornKillstream, like he did with Sargon and Tonka back in the day.

Ralph has burned one of his biggest bridges, now he's got none for him and his mare to sleep under. Oops.

I hope he does it on Odysee

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Ralph has to know, right? We all know he's fucking stupid, but he's not this stupid. In no world can he think he's gonna pull out a win on this, right?

Brain damage.

 

[Genghis Hitler]

Ethan Ralph is quickly becoming the LeBron James of lolcows. His dedication to kino and consistently peak Ralphamale performance week after week is staggering. Even playing through injuries. How much longer before we have to recognise him as one of the All Time Greats?

 

[Rei is shit]

So is Ralph in a midlife crisis like DSP?
Usually happens when such a SPECIMEN get's their shit beat up.

This is way more than a midlife crisis. There is a very good chance this leads to an opiate addition death spiral.