🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

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Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.7%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,304 53.9%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 518 21.4%
  • Total voters
    2,421
Was going to make one myself, good job OP. I may edit the OP to add in clips later in the day/weeks, if necessary.
 
CALL JOHN DEERE, KUBOTA, AND HUSQVARNA! WE NEED THE HEAVIEST EQUIPMENT THEY HAVE!

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Hate Filled Donut said:
I love how Ralph won't use metokurs name. We all know who this is about, we know who broke his teenage girl heart. Does he think this illusion of mystic will make the impending anal ramming any lighter? Or is it a piss poor intimidation tactic?
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The latter. It is impossible to be intimidated by a fat gnome. If I was the intended recipient of that piece, I would have gotten up to him on his Twitter timeline and rip him a new asshole.
 
It's a good thing Ralph isn't stateside right now or they'd find his horse in a shallow grave, covered in hoof-shaped bruises.
 
Ralph's talking about how he has all this "dirt" on Jim, meanwhile Jim has a huge backlog of stupid shit Ralph has said and done. This petty feud from Ralph is going to do nothing but shuck his own corn. Maybe it's me being hopeful, but it wouldn't surprise me if Jim stream sniped Ralph tomorrow during his cornKillstream, like he did with Sargon and Tonka back in the day.

Ralph has burned one of his biggest bridges, now he's got none for him and his mare to sleep under. Oops.
 
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Teaser for DM flood? Ralph does record all his calls, so it could be some drunken audio, but who will be the one more inebriated?
 
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Reaper King said:
Ralph's talking about how he has all this "dirt" on Jim, meanwhile Jim has a huge backlog of stupid shit Ralph has said and done. This petty feud from Ralph is going to do nothing but shuck his own corn. Maybe it's me being hopeful, but it wouldn't surprise me if Jim stream sniped Ralph tomorrow during his cornKillstream, like he did with Sargon and Tonka back in the day.

Ralph has burned one of his biggest bridges, now he's got none for him and his mare to sleep under. Oops.
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I hope he does it on Odysee
 
Ethan Ralph is quickly becoming the LeBron James of lolcows. His dedication to kino and consistently peak Ralphamale performance week after week is staggering. Even playing through injuries. How much longer before we have to recognise him as one of the All Time Greats?
 
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