The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is a alpaca and queer rescue (from the frying pan into the fire) and anarchist commune currently housing 12 trans "ranchers". You may have heard about us last year when our ranch was under seige (rhymes with beige) by alt right chuds with guns which they left at home because we didn't see any but hey is that Elvis Presley walking over there?. Guess what? We won by default! But only because we received outside help to push them out which was rather easy because they never entered in the first place.
While we are not presently under seige nor wearing beige, we have the stress of winter as well as trying to stay warm and keep the ranch going in socially negative temperatures induced by one of ours turning out to be a gender traitor. My door handle was coated in vanilla ice when I woke up new years day because nobody cared to clean up after dinner. Currently, the ranch in total has less than a dollar although we do have a few pallets with strange-looking plastic toys and fifty water pumps. To buy food, gas, feed our animals, pay for HRT… You get the picture whether you want it or not, it cannot be unseen.
Please help us queers and alpaca stay warm, safe, happy, and fed, sorry fat, this winter. Please consider donating or joining the patreon (updated multiple times a week) to help us through another month.
I’ve also provided our website (the third link) if you would like to verify my statements about the ranch, it’s function, and the seige. I am Gollum and I will reblogs this post with alpacas pics I’ve taken that didn’t make it to the patreon to provide proof that I am who I say I am even if things ain't what I say they are.