The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Humbert Humbert]

Ok at risk of outing myself as a fucking idiot I’m actually mildly pissed that they donated all the yarn. My partner paid for a skein as a Christmas gift to a knitter because it would be very funny to peak my sister over shitty trans yarn. Not only did it never come, we got an email from Bonnie (who isn’t even at the tranch!!!) after Christmas, months after the order was placed, saying “we’re out of that color. Pick another.” Still no yarn and still no refund. And now we find that they “donated” it all to a Lakota man’s garage???

Got the trans coffee from the missionaries, though. I’m keeping the empty bag for posterity cuz that shit is toooo funny.

If you don’t mind me asking, I’d love to see that email. It isn’t that I don’t believe you, I just want to laugh. Def censor everything that’s potentially identifying info if you do

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Implying that one of the tranches vehicles would make it that far...

They did make it there. I'm fairly certain the Ridgeline belongs to the fat FtM so it might be in slightly better shape than the rest.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

More bs from the tranch.
They grifted little coats for the alpacas. I’m not sure if that’s enough, though. [A]

RIP. [A]

Obligatory:

Kevin shared a photo of four cats atop the messy (and most definitely repulsive) bed that he shares with two other people, one of which’s legs we can see here. Bonus for Tabitha (the favored green dinosaur) making an appearance. [A]

And a couple of grift posts (obviously there were more but these shed some new light on the situation somewhat). [A]

Penny was really retarded when he wrote this thread, he had to start every tweet off with the same sentence so people could get the full context even when retweeted. [A]

Spoiler: Pics + other alpaca pics they spammed their feed with

 

[Oxyjen]

Did a quick Twitter trawl looking for something, didn’t find it, grabbed a couple other items of amusement along the way:

A principled stand there from Kevin.

That’s the woke warrior who forced the tranch to stop selling coffee. Even though they caved completely, he’s obviously still not happy, and wishes them ill will.

Shrug emoji.

 

[discombobulate]

Shrug emoji.

She should squat there. Would they shoot her or lose a troon to another female?

 

[Oxyjen]

She should squat there. Would they shoot her or lose a troon to another female?

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that ain’t no female.

Spoiler

 

[52pickup]

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that ain’t no female.

Spoiler

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Goddang

 

[Another Sperg on the Net]

Eviction Saga when? The shift to eternal grift mode has obviously failed, I wonder how long until the alpacas disappear completely?

 

[Meiwaku]

Ok at risk of outing myself as a fucking idiot I’m actually mildly pissed that they donated all the yarn. My partner paid for a skein as a Christmas gift to a knitter because it would be very funny to peak my sister over shitty trans yarn. Not only did it never come, we got an email from Bonnie (who isn’t even at the tranch!!!) after Christmas, months after the order was placed, saying “we’re out of that color. Pick another.” Still no yarn and still no refund. And now we find that they “donated” it all to a Lakota man’s garage???

Got the trans coffee from the missionaries, though. I’m keeping the empty bag for posterity cuz that shit is toooo funny.

Report them to Etsy or PayPal or whoever because you have a certain day guarantee for money back for goods and services and report back

Yeah that's really weird that they're insisting on going down twice a month it definitely seems like they have something else that they're getting there.

 

[Bob_]

Sorry if I have missed it, but how should they be feeding hay to the alpacas?

It seems so wasteful just chucking it on the snowy ground for the animals to step on.

 

[Oxyjen]

Sorry if I have missed it, but how should they be feeding hay to the alpacas?

It seems so wasteful just chucking it on the snowy ground for the animals to step on.

It has been mentioned before.
A feeder is something like this, but you could make one from pallet wood or anything else you have lying around. For some reason they don’t bother or don’t think it’s necessary.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Did a quick Twitter trawl looking for something, didn’t find it, grabbed a couple other items of amusement along the way:

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A principled stand there from Kevin.

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That’s the woke warrior who forced the tranch to stop selling coffee. Even though they caved completely, he’s obviously still not happy, and wishes them ill will.

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Shrug emoji.

Lmao the last one dodged a bullet whether they like it or not. They’d have her living out in the yard like a serf.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

One of the things that's been left out of the discussion so far is that Natives do not want YT coofers up in their house with disease. Natives are still exceptionally vulnerable to Eurasian diseases, and if a bunch of assholes showed up at my house after having driven across three states, I'd holler at them from the house to throw their shit in the carport and fuck off.

Secondly, contacting a company like Carhartt for donations is a fantastic idea. Personally, the way I do charitable coat donations for the people in my neck of the woods is that I look at REI Garage, Sierra.com, and Cabella's Bargain Cave for quality name brand coats that just so happen to be last year's design or a less popular color being sold for half the price of what the latest trendoid design costs.

And for the kids who don't know:

These people are so detestable.

 

[Old Fart]

If you don’t mind me asking, I’d love to see that email. It isn’t that I don’t believe you, I just want to laugh. Def censor everything that’s potentially identifying info if you do

And were you sure it was Bonnie in person or are they all just using the same account they have on Etsy or whatever?

 

[Miss Misery]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=j7OHG7tHrNM

Save the second-generation Sicilian immigrants!!

 

[Law]

Natives are still exceptionally vulnerable to Eurasian diseases

It's been like 400 years and most Native Americans live in cities. I'm gonna press X to doubt on that one, chief.
I'm sure whatever they're doing with Pine Ridge is a grift, but the final shape of the grift has yet to appear.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It's been like 400 years and most Native Americans live in cities. I'm gonna press X to doubt on that one, chief.

It's a personal theory of mine that Native and black death rates from the coof have to do with Eurasian peoples having ancestors who withstood waves of viruses sloshing back and forth across the continent for tens of thousands of years. All of my ancestors survived the Black Death, but Joe Indian's ancestors didn't have that bottleneck.

Like 1/4 of all coof deaths in the US have been among black people. I think it makes more sense that they're more genetically vulnerable to coronaviruses than it is to say that blacks in the US don't have access to health care or whatever.

 

[Oxyjen]

Like 1/4 of all coof deaths in the US have been among black people. I think it makes more sense that they're more genetically vulnerable to coronaviruses than it is to say that blacks in the US don't have access to health care or whatever.

I’m remembering that during the first wave of covid, serious health professionals (I can’t remember if Fauci was one of these) were adamant that black people were genetically worse off for dealing with it. As time went on that seemed to be getting statistically chalked up to worse pre-existing conditions and worse access to hospital treatment. But it could have been both, I’d be interested to know what the actual findings were.

And to your point, in reading up about Pine Ridge, a lot of the hardship cases were mentioning deaths from it and people being afraid to leave the house - still, in 2022. Whether that’s a scientifically well founded fear or more of a cultural one I don’t know. But either way I think you’re right that they’re currently less keen than usual to have Greeks an Armenian barging in bearing gifts.

 

[discombobulate]

It's a personal theory of mine that Native and black death rates from the coof have to do with Eurasian peoples having ancestors who withstood waves of viruses sloshing back and forth across the continent for tens of thousands of years. All of my ancestors survived the Black Death, but Joe Indian's ancestors didn't have that bottleneck.

Like 1/4 of all coof deaths in the US have been among black people. I think it makes more sense that they're more genetically vulnerable to coronaviruses than it is to say that blacks in the US don't have access to health care or whatever.

While I agree that natives have less resistance than others with coronaviruses Latin America has better examples. I'm pretty sure the high black death rate is due to the ridiculously high levels of hypertension for the group.

 

[Law]

It's a personal theory of mine

There's been way more deaths from Covid in Europe than in Africa so personally I think this theory is bubkis.