The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Eglantine]

Right, it’s doubtful that the cash part was completely straight, in hindsight. Perhaps a deal between Penny and a native friend “look, my alpaca are starving - I’ll give you a grand in cash and the rest to follow once we’ve got through the winter. Just let us make a little video to imply we gave you the full amount”.

Or the idiots who donated have actually crowd funded the Pitbull and it's been done under the guise of helping these people.

These are only half interesting but are from one of the yard FtMs posted on Jan 3.

They claim the tranch was down to a dollar and couldn't afford to feed the animals.

Tumblr username: astralcandle using Jarrod's paypig account again.

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

Or the idiots who donated have actually crowd funded the Pitbull and it's been done under the guise of helping these people.

These are only half interesting but are from one of the yard FtMs posted on Jan 3.

They claim the tranch was down to a dollar and couldn't afford to feed the animals.

Tumblr username: astralcandle using Jarrod's paypig account again.

Sorry I have a question because I haven't followed this thread quite well. Do they actually have a pitbull? The reason why I'm asking is because someone on Kindness' twitter account mentioned a pitbull puppy.

 

[AnOminous]

Shrug emoji.

These troons have such abysmally low standards that if they turned down this dude, he must be a real fuckup.

Like 1/4 of all coof deaths in the US have been among black people. I think it makes more sense that they're more genetically vulnerable to coronaviruses than it is to say that blacks in the US don't have access to health care or whatever.

They also have phenomenally low levels of compliance with safety measures as well as the jab, at least on the level and maybe worse than antivax-heavy contingents like white male Republicans.

 

[s0mbra]

but the final shape of the grift has yet to appear.

And it's going to be so much stupider than we ever could have imagined when it does.

 

[Meiwaku]

Update



Lol Penny is fat and I would not have sex with him. This would be a good exploitable pic too for "site maintenance" or "thread under construction"


Its work for a client. Lol offsite jobs.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Or the idiots who donated have actually crowd funded the Pitbull and it's been done under the guise of helping these people.

I'm not a betting man, but I'd give good odds as to that being exactly the case; and Kindness/Bonnibel are housebreaking one or more of the puppies.

 

[Bob_]

Its work for a client. Lol offsite jobs.

Good on them, I would much rather they do this to earn money then the constant ebegging

 

[Meiwaku]

Good on them, I would much rather they do this to earn money then the constant ebegging

They have to do this to subsidize because remember, they're totally off grid!

Now they have to do hard labor basically to everybody that they haven't already pissed off.

Just think about it they need the continual grift as well as this because they fucked up their actual business as well as sustainability lol

 

[Miss Misery]

Its work for a client. Lol offsite jobs.

A properly designed house requires cutting as little drywall as possible.

And you KNOW they ain't hired these incompetent fucktards to do anything past the hanging. Imagine the troons taping, mudding (with possible texturing), and sanding?

YEAH FUCKING RIGHT.

 

[Meiwaku]

A properly designed house requires cutting as little drywall as possible.

And you KNOW they ain't hired these incompetent fucktards to do anything past the hanging. Imagine the troons taping, mudding (with possible texturing), and sanding?

YEAH FUCKING RIGHT.

If troons are women does that mean we can pay them 70 cents on the dollar?

 

[Oxyjen]

These are only half interesting but are from one of the yard FtMs posted on Jan 3.

They claim the tranch was down to a dollar and couldn't afford to feed the animals.

Tumblr username: astralcandle using Jarrod's paypig account again.

Holy shit! That’s fully interesting. Confirmation that they were completely out of money is a good indication that the Lakota cash went straight to keeping themselves afloat for another month or two.

The whole pitbull thing I don’t really understand. Is there money in raising and selling those things? Is it legal?
Wild that it seems to connect Kindness and Pablo as well, perhaps cash is thicker than bad blood. (I missed that the “pitty” puppy referred to pitbull).

Fair play to Penny, he’s doing absolutely everything he can to keep feeding those damn alpaca. Possible financial fraud, hanging drywall, farming killer dogs, driving to South Dakota twice a month. MF isn’t giving up without a fight.

 

[Trianon]

Because they couldn't skim donations and get lego for Kevin if they were just directing funding towards needy people, plus Penny wouldn't get to pose as a hero.

It's like how if Penny wanted to help out homeless people in his local area, he could head to the Custer County Community Sharing Center in Westcliffe which is run by Hunger Free Colorado with donations, and put some of the tranchers to work as volunteers. But instead he wants another GoFundMe to buy socks and then just.... give them out?

This. He wants to be in charge of every charitable endeavor instead of getting involved with initiatives the community has already established. The vibe of "I'm the first one to think about this" is arrogant, and he's already burned bridges with the nice Christian coffee roaster, the town recycling project, the library with D&D sessions. It's a bunch of helping that no one wants, instead of taking the time to ASK people what they NEED and working alongside them rather than taking over.

But. Troons. The narcissism killing every group they get involved in is par for the course.

 

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

Like 1/4 of all coof deaths in the US have been among black people. I think it makes more sense that they're more genetically vulnerable to coronaviruses than it is to say that blacks in the US don't have access to health care or whatever.

I wonder if it had anything to do with blacks being told it was fine to ignore COVID restrictions to go out and "peacefully protest"?
Then there is the issue of all the black COVID parties going on at the start of the pandemic.
More than one was quoted saying "Black folk can't get COVID."
Hypertension, 'beetus & obesity are aggravating conditions for COVID and blacks excel at all 3.
My theory is black's over all shitty health and refusal to follow guidelines are why they are overrepresented in COVID deaths rather than "Doctors be racist" or "COVID be racist".

 

[AMHOLIO]

Or the idiots who donated have actually crowd funded the Pitbull and it's been done under the guise of helping these people.

These are only half interesting but are from one of the yard FtMs posted on Jan 3.

They claim the tranch was down to a dollar and couldn't afford to feed the animals.

Tumblr username: astralcandle using Jarrod's paypig account again.

Jesus christ. It might be a good idea to look up instances of jbean paypal being put into text so we can see if there's any extra grifts going on.

All this money trouble highlights how Kevin's excessive Christmas gifts and excessive spending have cost the tranch. "Just a dollar." I'm guessing they were exaggerating but damn.

Congrats to Jarrod for basically becoming number 2 or 3 on the troon totem pole. He actually does shit, which is kind of impressive for them.

Fair play to Penny, he’s doing absolutely everything he can to keep feeding those damn alpaca. Possible financial fraud, hanging drywall, farming killer dogs, driving to South Dakota twice a month. MF isn’t giving up without a fight.

Fair, but sometimes, a dead dream is better. They're more likely digging the inevitable hole deeper than cushioning their fall.

 

[Old Fart]

Or the idiots who donated have actually crowd funded the Pitbull and it's been done under the guise of helping these people.

These are only half interesting but are from one of the yard FtMs posted on Jan 3.

They claim the tranch was down to a dollar and couldn't afford to feed the animals.

Tumblr username: astralcandle using Jarrod's paypig account again.

Ooh-kaye...

The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is a alpaca and queer rescue (from the frying pan into the fire) and anarchist commune currently housing 12 trans "ranchers". You may have heard about us last year when our ranch was under seige (rhymes with beige) by alt right chuds with guns which they left at home because we didn't see any but hey is that Elvis Presley walking over there?. Guess what? We won by default! But only because we received outside help to push them out which was rather easy because they never entered in the first place.

While we are not presently under seige nor wearing beige, we have the stress of winter as well as trying to stay warm and keep the ranch going in socially negative temperatures induced by one of ours turning out to be a gender traitor. My door handle was coated in vanilla ice when I woke up new years day because nobody cared to clean up after dinner. Currently, the ranch in total has less than a dollar although we do have a few pallets with strange-looking plastic toys and fifty water pumps. To buy food, gas, feed our animals, pay for HRT… You get the picture whether you want it or not, it cannot be unseen.

Please help us queers and alpaca stay warm, safe, happy, and fed, sorry fat, this winter. Please consider donating or joining the patreon (updated multiple times a week) to help us through another month.

I’ve also provided our website (the third link) if you would like to verify my statements about the ranch, it’s function, and the seige. I am Gollum and I will reblogs this post with alpacas pics I’ve taken that didn’t make it to the patreon to provide proof that I am who I say I am even if things ain't what I say they are.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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Lol Penny is fat and I would not have sex with him. This would be a good exploitable pic too for "site maintenance" or "thread under construction"

Penny out there looking like every 40something male contractor. Nice dadbod, very feminine.

 

[Hippopatumus]

Food $900
Data $250
Mortgage $1800
Alpaca Feed $1200
Limited edition Transformers toys $4200
Utilities $150

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my alpacas are dying

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Food $900
Data $250
Mortgage $1800
Alpaca Feed $1200
Limited edition Transformers toys $4200
Utilities $150

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my alpacas are dying

You can cut utility costs by 25% if you install a PV system for electricity and decrease food expenditure by 15% for every crazy coprophage in your household.
Hope this helped!

 

[Oxyjen]

These troons have such abysmally low standards that if they turned down this dude, he must be a real fuckup.

You’re not wrong, but let’s face it - it will have been Kevin or someone else like him who groomed the poor bastard and convinced him that chemical castration and living the life of a freak was a good idea in the first place, and then they turned their backs on him because he couldn’t keep up appearances and grift like the rest of them.

Look, zero engagement for his sobs of regret from his fellow troons.
You’d have to have a heart of stone not to feel a tiny bit of pity.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Sorry I have a question because I haven't followed this thread quite well. Do they actually have a pitbull? The reason why I'm asking is because someone on Kindness' twitter account mentioned a pitbull puppy.

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If Kindness is still doing the dog walking/dog sitting gig she was before, it could be that she is sitting for a pitbull puppy and posting about the client’s dog/home online like she has done in the past.