🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
  • Total voters
    2,361
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Now he can officially say he was wounded while working as journalist.

"I'm just like Andy Ngo, guys!"
 
SaidNoOneEver said:
Ralph had no choice but to own the fact that this happened to him. He couldn't just suddenly go radio silent in Portugal and reappear six months from now when the swelling/bruises finally go away and pretend nothing happened with new teeth and a stroked-out droop eye looking sideways. I'll give him props if he ever owns both how it happened and why it happened. Until that day comes this "chased down my four attackers" bullshit just don't compute.
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Sure but he could have just told May to post updates that he was a victim of a mugging, not posting pictures and claimed they stole his phone so he will be radio silence for a while. Instead this fat egotistical fuck posted pictures for us to meme on thinking it would make him look brave or some shit.
 
Disheveled Human said:
Sure but he could have just told May to post updates that he was a victim of a mugging, not posting pictures and claimed they stole his phone so he will be radio silence for a while. Instead this fat egotistical fuck posted pictures for us to meme on thinking it would make him look brave or some shit.
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I credit that behavior to him thinking people would really think he's a stud mixed with the hope of some pity bux since his broke ass is now stuck there for a lot longer than he planned.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
he took photos in the bar, the name is on the wall behind the couple he photographed, however it's speculation that's where he was beat afaik
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Ok yea I knew he was at that bar, not too big of a stretch, but saying it matter-of-factly was that address is misleading imo.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
he took photos in the bar, the name is on the wall behind the couple he photographed, however it's speculation that's where he was beat afaik
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He def got beat up in that area who knows if it was people associated with the bar or not. Drunk tourists are prime targets for this kind of situation.
 
I sent three text messages to the phone number of the bar owner asking if he saw anything about a small fat blonde american accompanied by a couple on wednesday. the text messages show 'delivered' but they arent responding my guess is they know what happened
 
Pisstrooper said:
Ok yea I knew he was at that bar, not too big of a stretch, but saying it matter-of-factly was that address is misleading imo.
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plus considering I've been scouring that bar and it's surrounding locations social media I'm more inclined to believe he either left or was kicked out and while extremely wasted was wandering that area and got into an altercation with the cocaine mafia
 
Ralph is right when he says that shit happens but what he isn't taking in to account is the fact that shit happens to him consistently. Some people call it karma others might attribute it to Ralph being an easy mark but whatever you believe, there is one truth to Ralph's life that is become very apparent, and that is that misfortune follows Ralph like a a bad stench.

This pattern that has become very obvious to everyone but Ralph, so obvious that most people can call these events weeks in advance. You might argue that all of us talking heads are just broken clocks but these predictions are getting better. It's all just common sense right?

Now Ralph can call it moralizing if he likes and he's probably right but I don't think anyone here is in a hospital bed with a swollen head full of stitches after having their face rearranged in a fight. So I'm confident we've been right on this one and anything to the contrary is just a coping ego.
 
InwardsStink said:
RALPH GOT BEAT UP BY A FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

Seriously though, he probably called someone a faggot when they made a move on him then got jumped by faggots. I wonder if he will continue to use that word going forward.
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I would think Portugese fagots have way better taste than to make a move on Ralph.
 
franz said:
so yeah its going to get waaaayyyy darker. especially now that his gunt guards are taking turns dunking on him. even if its more playful, and he's definitely going to play it off with people like jim because of the humiliation he can cause him amongst the people who still simp for ralph, deep down its going to burn him inside. and he can't really go at gator that hard because gator is so buddy buddy with jim. unless he just comes to terms with his life and starts being a decent person, the spiral may never end.
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He might not acknowledge it but I promise that before this week he considered himself one of their peers who was in on all of their jokes but now he knows without any doubt that he is the joke they were laughing at all this time. They weren't ever laughing with him, they were laughing at him. Gunt is to those guys what he considered Warski was to him. THAT realization is going to leave a mark.
 
Fools Idol said:
Ralph is right when he says that shit happens but what he isn't taking in to account is the fact that shit happens to him consistently. Some people call it karma others might attribute it to Ralph being an easy mark but whatever you believe, there is one truth to Ralph's life that is become very apparent, and that is that misfortune follows Ralph like a a bad stench.
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Did something bad ever happen to Ralph that wasn't the result of his own dumb actions?
 
Mundane Ralph said:
We've seen Ralph move on the IRL streams and there is zero chance he chased, let alone caught, somebody.
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Keranu said:
That fat retard said he chased the guy that stole his wallet. Ralph you're from the darker side of Richmond, why would you chase someone like that? I bet you followed him into an alley too.

I bet Ralph chased him because piggy was carrying too much money in his wallet. You get what you deserve for dressing like a fat wigger redneck in a foreign country. I hope they stole your gay ass nylon purse too or at least slap your face with it.
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I refuse to believe that Ralph chased anybody, I believe he forgot he wasn't online and started talking shit and turned what would have been just a mugging into a beat down.
 
MeltyTW said:
Lol just saw the clip of Ralph saying he was a white man and that because he had money the Portuguese women would submit no matter how he treated them, didn't really work out well after all but why is it the only thing he can brag about is the money Jim gave him? I thought he was completely RELPHA
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It’s still not clear to me how that’s supposed to be a diss on Andy Warski. It’s like he’s just trying to make everyone hate him.
SaidNoOneEver said:
He might not acknowledge it but I promise that before this week he considered himself one of their peers who was in on all of their jokes but now he knows without any doubt that he is the joke they were laughing at all this time. They weren't ever laughing with him, they were laughing at him. Gunt is to those guys what he considered Warski was to him. THAT realization is going to leave a mark.
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And people aren’t merely laughing at Ralph. They are enthusiastically celebrating his humiliation, and pissing on his grave, so to speak. Ralph can thank himself for that. I’m sure Ralph knew he had sown a lot of ill will, but now he can see that the world is nearly unanimous in its rejection of him.

I see Gator trying to make jokes about Ralph, and I do think he’s actually trying to be friendly. But Ralph is most definitely not taking it in a friendly way. When everyone hates you, “ribbing” becomes “dabbing,” and Gator has been dabbing on Ralph with the rest of us.
 
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Daddy O'Shaughnessy said:
I hope you are having as much fun as i have with this, because the whole Ralph thing wil start to get pretty sad from now on.
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the whole Ralph thing wil start to get pretty sad from now on.
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from now on.
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Used to watch Ralph back in the day, then lost track at some point when he was switching between stream.me and that crypto mining site. Checked back in months or a year later, and found a dead stream with Ralph so blackout drunk there were just moaning sounds coming from his livestream. For me, that was the point where the whole Ethan Ralph thing became pretty sad, even despite some entertaining moments after.
 
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