🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%
  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%
  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%
  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%
  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%
  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%

  • Total voters
    2,361
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He got off on ridiculing and kicking around Matt Jarbo who did 1/10th of what he's done. It's hard to believe this buffoon can possibly have no self awareness.
Yea wtf good point, there's no way he made his living off stomping cows for years and doesn't realize he's become one of them. That's probably why he has put so much effort in keeping daddy Jim on his good side, and why he fucking lost it on Josh at the slightest mockery. Their ridicule pretty much makes the lolcow label official in his eyes.
 
Normal brain: Heroes who get beaten up in service of their cause look badass.
Gunt brain: Heroes who get beaten up in service of their cause look badass.

This is how surface-level his mind is. He'd post these same pics after falling into a ditch 100% of the time.

"Bros I fell down a maintenance shaft, don't you think I look a bit like Rocky lol"
 
To take question seriously. Frontal lobes... Often inhibitions lessen, impulse control problems... Some will never be fit to live in society -> Violent or sexual behavior for example, without those inhibitions.

Common I think is just memory problems though. Especially short term. Short random blackouts.

But possible effects are so numerous. Brains do it all after all.
With Gunt there would be no difference beyond memory problems and occasional stares even if he got considerable damage.
 
I can't wait to see drugged up puffy faced Ralph reacting to this announcement.
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Nigga who the fuck is "we?"
see, you forget when gunt says "we" it's actually correct when he is in fact just referring to his self as he is not a 5'1 obese retard but actually 4 asses in a trench coat
I just see it as confirmation of my pet theory that the Gunt actually operates the Ralphamale symbiotically/parasitically. Wherever he goes, there they are. Think: Rattatouille, except it's a cancerous udder instead of a mouse.

I dub it: Fattatouille.
 
I can't wait to see drugged up puffy faced Ralph reacting to this announcement.
Ignores it completely. He won't say dick to Dick. When asked in super chat. ... when ever next time is. He will be actually diplomatic. "Well ya all know how I feel about... But..."
Dick is his life line to ... wider audience.
 
On the matter of Ralph's mental state: I think he is just a straight up social media addict. The reality of things doesn't matter when he can open up his Twatter and see a picture of himself next to Ryan Gossling on his timeline. It doesn't matter that HE posted it, as long as it is out in the ether. Just like the "I fought 4 guys beyond the limits of a human being" story he is trying to push, he is (just like CWC) low IQ enough to believe his own bullshit and will always come up with a new story to shit out into the internet so that he can read it himself to convince himself that he isn't a lazy ball of lard with a now intercontinental beatdown record.

I hope you are having as much fun as i have with this, because the whole Ralph thing wil start to get pretty sad from now on.
Yes, and this is what it always boils down to with these people. All he has to do to improve his life is go private.take his personal business off the Internet. That’s it.
Real talk Ralph. Since you don’t have any genuine friends or family left, here’s the thing. Any professional, or hell anyone with a shred of integrity will tell you to get off the Internet and get help. What are you afraid of?
 
He'll probably say it's OK because Dick and Rekieta go back further than he and Dick do.
Well I can imagine him saying something half smart, like his beef with Rekieta is not Dick's beef.
edit: Seething will show for a while after that though on camera. Unless xanax has stable blood concentration at the time, might go smooth then.
 
Lol just saw the clip of Ralph saying he was a white man and that because he had money the Portuguese women would submit no matter how he treated them, didn't really work out well after all but why is it the only thing he can brag about is the money Jim gave him? I thought he was completely RELPHA
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It must be horribel living a life of regret and being to dumb to change..
Lol he looks like a conplete and utter bitch
 
Ralph's hospital address
Rua de Santa Marta 50, 1169-024 Lisbon, Portugal
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The address for the bar where he got beat up, "Atipico", happens to be down the road from the heart of the red light district of Lisbon.
Bairro Alto, Rua Grêmio Lusitano, 18-20, 1200-212 Lisbon, Portugal.
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https://www.facebook.com/atipicorestaurantelisboa/ https://archive.li/OHuTD

It was very possibly during their Wednesday "Gay Night", meaning Ralph got beat up by gay arabs
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Plate Gang sends it's regards......
 
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