🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
  • Total voters
    2,361
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
yea people in that part of the world are generally the same color, is that all?
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nope. the hands on the bag look mulatto. mine are way white than that and im portuguese. warski doesnt have brown hands either.

anyway hes probably at sao jose hospital which is the best in the country. old infrastructure but the best medics work there its gonna be the best ethan will see in his life

hospital costs in portugal arent high on the public sector, wont probably indebt him too much
 
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Ethan is running to the police like a rape victim. A true Ralphamale doesn't snitch, he gets even. Unfortunately he's just a studio gangster, many such cases.
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someone who hasn't been blocked yet should ask ethan if he's still planning on raping warski's sister since he's got some extra time in portugal
 
Hüftpriester said:
Ethan is running to the police like a rape victim. A true Ralphamale doesn't snitch, he gets even. Unfortunately he's just a studio gangster, many such cases.
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Nigga who the fuck is "we?" He keeps saying this "we" shit. You have nobody. Your pregnant fiance doesn't care about you, your idol literally made up bullshit to avoid going with you, and then admitted it while laughing at you. Your only real friend, Gator (who is on your fucking payroll, lmao), was too broke as shit to afford going with you. You're alone, in a foreign country, where you don't speak the language, surviving off of the hospitality of people that pity the short, morbidly obese, obviously mentally retarded American that just got beaten so bad by a gypsy that he ended up in the hospital. Christ. Fucking "we." I'm getting a good belly laugh from that one.
 
A Cardboard Box said:
Nigga who the fuck is "we?" He keeps saying this "we" shit. You have nobody. Your pregnant fiance doesn't care about you, your idol literally made up bullshit to avoid going with you, and then admitted it while laughing at you. Your only real friend, Gator (who is on your fucking payroll, lmao), was too broke as shit to afford going with you. You're alone, in a foreign country, where you don't speak the language, surviving off of the hospitality of people that pity the short, morbidly obese, obviously mentally retarded American that just got beaten so bad by a gypsy that he ended up in the hospital. Christ. Fucking "we." I'm getting a good belly laugh from that one.
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see, you forget when gunt says "we" it's actually correct when he is in fact just referring to his self as he is not a 5'1 obese retard but actually 4 asses in a trench coat
 
AltisticRight said:
https://m.olx.pt/d/anuncio/bolsa-georgino-armani-IDGWOcr.html#f1ce297e0e

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SaidNoOneEver said:
Look at the hand...

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[that pic is mirrored so that's his left hand]
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Nah, as funny as it would be, I think Sergio's hand is a little too pudgy and white and the purse thief's hand is wrinkly and waxy, not to mention darker.

I still like the idea that the purse thief was a tranny hooker since he's using a woman's name and has those stripper boots in his listings.
 
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Lol wtf is Ralph even trying to say? It “proves everything he said about them correct”? What all the people who say they hate you, really do? We’re they suppose to “snake” and suddenly be remorseful and sorry for the Gunt? Did he have some secret hope that the entire internet would hold hands, pray for Ralph and have a pity party for the giant asshole on a spite trip getting his shit pushed in?

We were all supposed to pray for Ralph guys, then he would have recognized he was wrong lol.

Ralph constantly brags about how happy he would be if his enemies suffer and die and he also he claims to be a Christian. I rarely see any Ralph haters hoping for his death or to get cancer. Most just laugh their asses off at his stunning streak of terrible decisions. People think he just has it coming for acting like the words biggest dumbest pettiest thin-skinned asshole.
 
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