🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[TitchBitties]

nigga looks like thurman murman

Holy shit Ralph is what happens when that kid grows up raised by Santa

 

[Useless(?) Boomer]

His chances of catching COVID and getting stuck even longer in Portugal are about 50% i'd say.

 

[AnOminous]

>Go to borderline lawless country to own e-celeb who's not josh for once.

This isn't really, though. It's one of the safest countries in Europe. This is like getting mugged by uniformed schoolgirls in Tokyo.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Null should buy it.
then burn it.

I saw someone say shit in it, then deliver direct as a sequel to the diaper drop

 

[Herpes Complex]

This isn't really, though. It's one of the safest countries in Europe. This is like getting mugged by uniformed schoolgirls in Tokyo.

So it's like porn?

 

[MrShekelstein36]

I feel bad for Ralph in a sense. His lack of common sense makes it so that he is the only one who could go to Europe and get fucked up this bad. Even when I was alone in Europe for a summer, the worst I got was taken for like 100 euros at a Czech money changer. (tips for safe european travel: Only use the money changer in the Palladium in Prague or banks)

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Oh my God his cheeks are so swollen

It really is Cartman.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Holy shit Ralph is what happens when that kid grows up raised by Santa

just incase you didnt believe me

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

I've never seen any single person own themselves as hard as the Ralphamale, he's like a one man show of the Three Stooges for the modern day.

 

[Pisstrooper]

Blocking alogs from his deathbed.

 

[AnOminous]

Now in 2021 we have Guntman

Worst Evil Dead movie to date.

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

(a)

 

[Jaded Optimist]

This isn't really, though. It's one of the safest countries in Europe. This is like getting mugged by uniformed schoolgirls in Tokyo.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

His chances of catching COVID and getting stuck even longer in Portugal are about 50% i'd say.

If you were COVID would you want any part of that?

 

[Derpy]

Has anyone heard anything from that dude he was hanging out with in Portugal?

 

[Full Race Replay]

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(a)

Tries to act like he isn't the instigator of every bit of drama that he sticks his fat pig head into.

 

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

You guys didn't ACTUALLY think Ralph was going to lay low these next couple weeks, did you?

Maybe a normal person would have been humbled by this experience but Ralph is no normal individual. He's one of the most shameless humans alive.

The day he stops posting dumb shit on the internet is the day he finally succumbs to the combined affects of obesity and hard drug use

 

[not william stenchever]

Has anyone heard anything from that dude he was hanging out with in Portugal?

Until confirmed otherwise I assume Sergio is locked up in the sex dungeon of whoever beat the everloving fuck out of Ralph because they assumed Sergio was Ralph's twink. Sergio was stolen just like the purse for additional humiliation.

 

[Neil]

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Looks like the Morphine is wearing off. Seethe storm incoming?
Does Ralph really have the balls to burn bridges with everyone mocking him?

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

But does it work to counter DTs? They’ll want him to be NPO for 24 hours before surgery so hopefully the nurses keep him doped up because 24 hours without food or alcohol he’ll be impossible to stand. Or maybe they won’t be able to keep him doped because he’ll be under anesthesia and they don’t want any drug interactions.

All I know that surgery is going to be hell. There’s a chance of Ralph waking up because his body is used to processing drugs

They give Ativan for alcohol withdrawal almost as a matter of course if a person is too fucked up to talk and is there for 12+ hours and don’t need surgery. Happens to old people all the time cause they don’t like to admit to drinking a pint of vodka every day.