🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%
  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%
  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%
  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%
  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%
  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%

  • Total voters
    2,361
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When will we get the breaking news alert on the status of Ethan Ralph's busted up face? Made some of these in the meantime.
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Ralph 100% got fucked over by lookey lookey men, the coke pushers in Lisbon take no shit. What I think happened was he was filming and they freaked the fuck out and beat 7 bells of shit out of him. Many such cases.
 
Friendly warning: If any of you buy that fucking murse you are gonna end up with your dox featured in a gunt thread and possibly some jail time.
I don't understand why anyone would. Ralph is a moron so as soon as he he gets out of the hospital he's going to spend thousands of dollars to try buying it back which is way funnier than a failtroll buying it.
 
So is Ralph going to learn anything from this ordeal? Will it humble him? Will he stop being the West Memphis Wigger Menace?
 
Looks like I was wrong about the beating maybe changing him. Only a fucking retarded wigger would post a picture of their fat, spherically swollen face next to Ryan Gosling because its so badass to get viciously beaten.
 
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