🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
  • Total voters
    2,361
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John Andrews Stan said:
Lol that anyone thinks Lisbon police are going to waste time investigating whether this is Ralph’s purse. It’s a major European city, not BFE. They have more pressing issues.

But you’d be retarded to try to buy it remotely. IRL exchange with cash or you’re not getting shit for your money and/or you’re getting doxed.
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They would investigate it because of the violent nature of the robbery, if it was a pickpocket they wouldn't be so inclined.
 
Bent_Duck said:
I'm sure he tried to beat them off...
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Lmao hadn’t even thought of the scenario where Ralph is lured into an alley to live out his dream of getting a train run on him by four guys and ends up getting his ass beat after they cum in his holes. Disgust for a faggot certainly could lead to such severe injuries.

SheogorathJ said:
They would investigate it because of the violent nature of the robbery, if it was a pickpocket they wouldn't be so inclined.
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I’ve lived in cities like this and a lot of people don’t even report this shit because it’s so pointless. But stranger things have happened. I just don’t think it’s likely to be a priority investigation. Especially if they meet Ralph and see how easy it is to want to kick his shit in.
 
Guntburglar said:
I try and try to ignore this fat faggots existence but every time, without fail he does the most dumbest shit over the most innocuous of transgressions and because of his choices utter disaster ensues. Pulling me back into observing his unending downward spiral.
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yeah, by the looks of your profile pic you really go out of your way to ignore the gunt every time but damn
 
Buying a purse to own Ralph is pointless, he does it himself on such a consistent basis it'd be like pissing in the ocean.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Lmao hadn’t even thought of the scenario where Ralph is lured into an alley to live out his dream of getting a train run on him by four guys and ends up getting his ass beat after they cum in his holes. Disgust for a faggot certainly could lead to such severe injuries.


I’ve lived in cities like this and a lot of people don’t even report this shit because it’s so pointless. But stranger things have happened. I just don’t think it’s likely to be a priority investigation. Especially if they meet Ralph and see how easy it is to want to kick his shit in.
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I know for a fact they are at the moment instructed to crack down on any violent crime that rose in 2020, and Portugal does not want to lose its low crime rate status. Sure it may not turn into a property investigation but faced with the lack of any other evidence the murse can obviously connect the crime with whoever did it, so they would try to get their hands on the murse.
 
I Ride Bike said:
Quick MS paint
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should be the new Portugese Flag
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Exequiel said:
yeah, by the looks of your profile pic you really go out of your way to ignore the gunt every time but damn
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I haven't even posted in any of Ralph's threads in I don't know how long. Probably his sextape stuff. My IBSlite observing has purely been of PPP/Surfer until their split.
Correctio; rand break up then the sextape.
 
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A Cardboard Box said:
Where the fuck does this happen to you people? I spent literally a year living out of a backpack in slums across southeast Asia and eastern Europe and I never got mugged or jumped.
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Slavs and eastern Europeans (except Romanians) don't have a tendency to steal from fat people like southern Europeans and Arabs do.

That's why you and @Null we're never mugged because you were living around civilized people.
 
Spergichu said:
Imagine that by some unfortunate stroke of luck, Ralph somehow dies from complications caused by his injuries. How fucking funny would it be when his name gets added to the registry of Americans who died out of country and Byuu's doesn't.
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another unfortunate victim of covid / vaccine hesitance
 
Epic Fail Man said:
Slavs and eastern Europeans (except Romanians) don't have a tendency to steal from fat people like southern Europeans and Arabs do.

That's why you and @Null we're never mugged because you were living around civilized people.
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In this case, Portugal has a big slav and Brazilian problem compared to other European countries.
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They have really had it with slavs
 
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