🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
  • Total voters
    2,361
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northstar747 said:
I have a question for the guntologist in this thread. Back when ralph went to Miami he didnt want to stream he wanted to eat trash burgers and be passed out drunk, and not make kantent or meet "fans" etc.

when did he change to wanting to take trips and do shit....oh wait its may isnt it
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I think he was still very traumatized at the time by his gunt revealing itself to the world a little while prior.
He was probably deathly afraid of another similar humiliation, so the less time on camera the better.
 
somehow that bag being bought for the goof is gonna lead to ralph getting some sort of W out of all this

i got a feeling
 
By the way all of you, especially if you're Portuguese, stay VERY clear from this bag, you are committing a crime by engaging with it knowing it to be stolen and can be jailed up to 5 years.

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Translation: Atricle 231 of the Portuguese Penal Code
1 - Whomever knowingly tries to buy, for themselves, or to resell, talk about the reselling or promote the reselling, hide, help hiding goods or animals obtained through illicit means is to be jailed up to 5 years or be condemned to up to 600 days of community service
2 - Whomever does not know, however has enough reason, to be proven in court, to believe that the goods were stolen or obtained through illicit means, yet still buys them, shall be jailed up to six months or condemned to up to 120 days of community service.
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Article 232
1 - Whomever can be appointed as an accomplice in the committing of the crimes mentioned in 231 shall be jailed up to 2 years or condemned to up to 240 days of community service.
 
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Terra Pax said:
Or even just buying it at all, for hundreds of dollars, just to own Ethan Ralph. Which is exactly what he was doing on Portugal in the first place.
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Starting a bidding war over Ralph's stolen manpurse will probably be cheaper, safer, and more effective than Ralph's attempt to own Warski by spending tens of thousands (including the medical bills) to go consume the chum chalice and get his face rearranged for soliciting underage prostitutes.
 
Harambe said:
A few people have talked about this already in the thread, but being robbed isn't uncommon. I've been robbed. I've been jumped. I've been fucked with, it's not uncommon.
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Where the fuck does this happen to you people? I spent literally a year living out of a backpack in slums across southeast Asia and eastern Europe and I never got mugged or jumped.
 
ClipBitch said:
Andy buying the bag and going to prison would be the ultimate w reversal. :story:
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What I see happening here is Ralph using this thread to prove the malfeasance of whoever buys the bag and getting the Portuguese courts or Judicial Police to subpoena ebay/olx to know who bought it and who was selling it, leading to a Ralph W. I wouldn't mess with the murse anywhere inside the European Union. The Judicial Police of Portugal is pretty scary and will usually stay clear of crimes like this (The branches that would deal with it is the Public Security Police or the Gendarmerie) but he only needs the murse to cross one European border and a friend aware of the powers of the Portuguese Judicial Police to turn this into a big issue.
 
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You know, people keep talking about his eye, but the more I think about it, I'm really curious as to his dental trauma. Trauma to the mouth can be really brutal, and if he really did have teeth knocked out of his head, as we believe, from experience, that's going to fuck with him psychologically, especially if he needs to get dentures. If the damage is severe enough his two options are going to be dentures, which will absolutely fuck with his self image and are extremely annoying to use, or implants, which are truly comically expensive, and will involve a serious surgery of drilling surgical steel anchors into his jaw. Needless to say, Ralph will not be able to afford the twenty grand without insurance to have implants.

Make no mistake, waking up and looking in the mirror to see a fucked up squinty eye and a mouth missing half of its teeth will absolutely fuck with his head, and it will only get worse as time goes on.
 
Lol that anyone thinks Lisbon police are going to waste time investigating whether this is Ralph’s purse. It’s a major European city, not BFE. They have more pressing issues.

But you’d be retarded to try to buy it remotely. IRL exchange with cash or you’re not getting shit for your money and/or you’re getting doxed.
 
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