🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
  • Total voters
    2,361
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Harambe said:
I hope the state department can turn him into a real life PSA. He's the fat fuck from In Bruges but with a wiggery retard demeanor. The man has never made a realistic risk assessment in his life, never weighed costs and benefits, never projected forward into the future. What a guy.

I'm so happy that this happened when it did. Thank you Ralph, for confirming that you are in fact a fat stupid wigger mark. You look like the drunkest fucking tourist in history in your native land and the Portuguese got you, and incredibly it happened right around my birthday. A present to me, from the worst of Portugal. I look forward to the iatrogenic illness arc, as you're stranded in Iberia away from your horse and soon to be born foal with some exotic blood fever, and the doctors discover you've somehow stitched a phone to your paws.
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And he has only himself to blame. But of course, he'll never take responsibility.
 
2022 has been the greatest fountain of tard cum in recent history, and it's still January. Ralph's tarded adventure in Portugal has been an endless flow of lulz. I wish to thank all of the farmers, staff, and Null for distracting my normal professional duties this past week.

The origins of of this trip were stupid enough, but every action Ralph took in this just confirmed that he is a fat redneck wigger manlet trying to cash cheques with an ego much larger than his body could ever cash. The more one thinks about the purpose of this trip, combined with the results of this trip, is guaranteed to destroy one's sides.

I look forward to every tweet, stream, and KF post... as well as a "hopefully" Porsalin documentary.

Godspeed farmers, you are doing the Lord's work.
 
coping reddit nigger said:
Imagine being some poor unsuspecting doctor and walking into the surgery room only to find a bloated, mangled pig carcass dumped on the operation table. I wouldn't be surprised if he relocates to the apothecarium in Undercity and starts stitching abominations for Kel'Thuzad in search of a more pleasant work environment after that experience.
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NO MORE PLAY!
 
He Who Points And Laughs said:
2022 has been the greatest fountain of tard cum in recent history, and it's still January. Ralph's tarded adventure in Portugal has been an endless flow of lulz. I wish to thank all of the farmers, staff, and Null for distracting my normal professional duties this past week.

The origins of of this trip were stupid enough, but every action Ralph took in this just confirmed that he is a fat redneck wigger manlet trying to cash cheques with an ego much larger than his body could ever cash. The more one thinks about the purpose of this trip, combined with the results of this trip, is guaranteed to destroy one's sides.

I look forward to every tweet, stream, and KF post... as well as a "hopefully" Porsalin documentary.

Godspeed farmers, you are doing the Lord's work.
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Very kind of Ralph to time his fuck ups before my return to work, and after the busy time I had the first two weeks back allowing me to soak in the kino.

A LEGENDARY entertainer.
 
Nod Flenders said:
And he has only himself to blame. But of course, he'll never take responsibility.
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A few people have talked about this already in the thread, but being robbed isn't uncommon. I've been robbed. I've been jumped. I've been fucked with, it's not uncommon. But the response you have to it is crucial to avoiding that same shit happening to you again in the future. Taking responsibility is a process and you have to get away from your feelings of being wronged. Of course you're not absolutely in the wrong if someone else robs you and fucks up your ugly FAS as fuck potato skull thinking the faceflesh surely must cushion it from the kick. But after tempers cool, you have to look dispassionately and disinterestedly at your behavior that time, be a judgmental security camera, take that exterior POV and look at "why was I a victim in the making, why was I prey to these people, what about my behavior said yes, I'm a target." Of course you can't always fix the future, but you can learn from your mistakes.

Ralph though, hoo boy, the man has an uncanny ability to learn from his mistakes backwards, he can only really learn how to do that shit again. He'll get robbed and beaten next time he's in a foreign country. This fucker'll get shanked in Scotland, mark my words. He'll fuck up in goddamned Glasgow and bleed out in front of an open storm drain. His blood will wash out to the sea.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
It has no value other than the retail price an idiot like Ralph pays. Armani is not known for bags or backpacks, nobody into luxury bags or accessories would bother with Armani. Armani just figured some idiots like Ralph would pay money for a cheap bag stamped Armani because they’ve heard of their suits or were teenagers in the 90’s when the Armani Exchange at the fancy mall was popular.

The Chinese don’t even bother to make knock-off Armani bags because nobody would buy them. The reseller is dreaming listing it for a third of the (fake) MSRP, he’d be lucky to get $40 for it. It’s not leather or a even special thick durable nylon like Prada makes.

Now, that’s for just for a typical Armani messenger bag. But a Ralphamale’s Armani murse that was unceremoniously ganked from his unconscious Gunt that just felt the thunder from a small Portuguese hooker? That shit is valuable and could get more than 300 for it.

The seller underestimates the value of their stolen goods. They’d shot bricks if someone pays 300 and then for good measure the buyer adds they will pay $5k if there’s any video footage of the former owner losing his murse.
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Armani.. how 90's. Reminds me of shitty club kids in lower Manhattan reeking of Jean Paul Gautier.
 
Sam Losco said:
I have to basically agree with what @MeltyTW said. I think you are underestimating the wigger brain. I don't think he'll drastically change. He may be a bit more reserved for a bit, but once he gets back on his show and starts getting high from his supporters, he will just cope about it saying he shouldn't have gone 1v4. I don't think he'll change long term in his arrogance or pride. He'll still act like a tough guy that can kick anyone's ass.
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I think its more that his brain is a bruised banana now more than any serving of humble pie. Like he's going to be behaving differently because his brain is physically damaged, and probably won't be back to full capacity for a while. Getting into a real fight with someone who spends their day doing labor is always a wakeup call for your physical ability.
 
Ethan unravelled so quickly overseas, I hope he keeps traveling.
Maybe the paypigs can stump up for a ralphamale world tour
 
I have a question for the guntologist in this thread. Back when ralph went to Miami he didnt want to stream he wanted to eat trash burgers and be passed out drunk, and not make kantent or meet "fans" etc.

when did he change to wanting to take trips and do shit....oh wait its may isnt it
 
northstar747 said:
I have a question for the guntologist in this thread. Back when ralph went to Miami he didnt want to stream he wanted to eat trash burgers and be passed out drunk, and not make kantent or meet "fans" etc.

when did he change to wanting to take trips and do shit....oh wait its may isnt it
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I credit Dick Masterson with the brilliant idea of putting his face on camera. As for his output, probably running out of Metokur money from his Boulder stream days.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
there's always a chance, but he seems fine. If he was in a coma for a couple days or something would be different. I'm still wagering he was black out drunk and got cold cocked and stomped out so he's probably fine despite the bruises.

May is publicly taking care of a second brain dead retard currently. It hasn't stopped her yet.
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This time may will be scratch and sniffing Da Gunt
 
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