🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Christorian X]

Someone with better medial knowledge than me; why would a facial fracture prevent you from flying? Unless you are literally bedridden from your injury, I don't see how getting into a plane that then gets pressurized and getting back down affects the physiology so significantly that will significantly affect the healing process.

Its about air pressure and its effects on the eye, etc. It can create a whole host of issues like embolism, blindness, worsening the fracture, detached parts of the eye, etc. He could try and say he's winning by finding a trans-atlantic cruise perhaps but flying could be a big no-no.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Not to mention possible permanent facial damage

Possible permanent damage? The guy broke his nose, at least one orbital bone, will have a scar above his right eye and probably lost most his teeth. Ralph was never easy on the eyes but he's going to look downright ghastly after taking such a beating.

 

[AnOminous]

Someone with better medial knowledge than me; why would a facial fracture prevent you from flying? Unless you are literally bedridden from your injury, I don't see how getting into a plane that then gets pressurized and getting back down affects the physiology in a way that will significantly affect the healing process.

It's specifically an orbital fracture issue because you end up with air bubbles inside the broken area, so if you engage in air travel, those will expand and contract and quite possibly blind or even kill you, or have other fun side effects like your eyeball literally just popping out of your head.

 

[Brotlov]

1. Travel across the fucking ocean to spite someone who doesn't give a fuck.
2. Eat at Burger King.
3. Eat shrimps in cum.
4. Get your shit kicked in.

Are you winning yet, Ralph?

 

[Tommy's Mom]

 

[MeltyTW]

Nobody's paying to fly that corpse back.

i have to measure the gunt to confirm hes 5 foot 1 so i actually will claim his corpse if able.

Its about air pressure and its effects on the eye, etc. It can create a whole host of issues like embolism, blindness, worsening the fracture, detached parts of the eye, etc. He could try and say he's winning by finding a trans-atlantic cruise perhaps but flying could be a big no-no.

It's specifically an orbital fracture issue because you end up with air bubbles inside the broken area, so if you engage in air travel, those will expand and contract and quite possibly blind or even kill you, or have other fun side effects like your eyeball literally just popping out of your head.

fuck man imagine some rude asshole on the plane making your life hell, maybe he even sucks up to staff enough you actually get in trouble for him covid coughing on you and wiping his pig snot everywhere, hes talking about how much of a cuck you are and you try and respond only for the staff to threaten to get the air marshal because they just saw you were about to angrily respond to him bragging and kicking your chair, the height of smugness and then finally his eye begins to crawl out of his fucking head as he squeals in excruciating agony, you savor the moment and film it to put on youtube and you instantly get a deluge of likes and positive comments from people who somehow number in the thousands and have his entire life story down pat from when he was a dog murdering demon child.

edit: that found the video in seconds from only the descriptors: pig, drunk, fat, short

 

[Hambubger]

You know, now that you mention it, what's going through Meigh's mind right now must be inconceivably horrifying. To walk a moment in her horseshoes, she's being confronted with the reality that the cretin she allowed to impregnate her, and whose child she is on the verge of birthing, was almost beaten potentially to death on another continent. She's now all alone, stuck forever regardless of what else she does for her entire life with the reputation of being that freak who got with the world's shortest and most impotently angry pig. The only solace she could try to grasp is communication via Twitter and trying to drum up public sympathy and the overwhelming majority of what she's seeing is an outpouring of people laughing--laughing--that the fat unbearable slob she's shackled herself to could have died and is now in a hospital awaiting surgery, stranded in a foreign country for who knows how long.

I guess sometimes life really does give people what they deserve lol.

Ralph honestly has no one else in his life no friends, family or associates just May. I see May leaving the gunt alone to wallow in his filth. After this event he now shares a lot of similarities to Tommy Tooter. Tooter 2.0 coming in nicely toobz

Any chance on this beating of a lifetime coming with a side of brain damage?

I don't see May taking care of a dead brain retard

 

[Justtocheck]

It's specifically an orbital fracture issue because you end up with air bubbles inside the broken area, so if you engage in air travel, those will expand and contract and quite possibly blind or even kill you, or have other fun side effects like your eyeball literally just popping out of your head.

I mean, the plane gets pressurized pretty quickly. It's not like going on a diving trip, or climbing over 7 thousand meters on foot... but what do I know.

You know how old fuckers can feel the change in barometric pressure before a storm because their bones hurt? Same concept. Reduced barometric pressure and broken bones isn't a great mix because gasses inside the body expand, and even fractions of an inch of movement can be relatively detrimental to recovery. However this is really just better safe than sorry. He realistically will be fine to fly after a couple days.

it won't commercial flights are fine, if he was taking some bootleg ghetto unpressurized cabin flight, it would be different. However he can't blow his nose or snort too much coke for a week or so

I'd be inclinded to agree with you guys. Ralph will probably get out of the surgery, nap the opiates off, do some coke anally and then take the first flight to the US without much complications. I don't expect his head to explode.

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

My step dad broke his arm on New Years Eve.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

no one deserves to be robbed and beaten badly.

I like you and your post was good. But Ralph does.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Any chance on this beating of a lifetime coming with a side of brain damage?

I don't see May taking care of a dead brain retard

there's always a chance, but he seems fine. If he was in a coma for a couple days or something would be different. I'm still wagering he was black out drunk and got cold cocked and stomped out so he's probably fine despite the bruises.

May is publicly taking care of a second brain dead retard currently. It hasn't stopped her yet.

 

[Shitty User Stole a Good Name]

Lol i like how he tries to make it sound like he's a hardass, when he's actually just a lardass.

 

[not william stenchever]

Seeing Ralph come to harm evokes a similar feeling to killing Bandits in the STALKER games. You already know they are horrible and sadistic people so when you are picking through their dead friends' belongings (RIP Sergio) their dying pig squeals do not illicit horror but humor, because their actions clearly lead to this reckoning so justly dispensed.

 

[Hambubger]

there's always a chance, but he seems fine. If he was in a coma for a couple days or something would be different. I'm still wagering he was black out drunk and got cold cocked and stomped out so he's probably fine despite the bruises.

May is publicly taking care of a second brain dead retard currently. It hasn't stopped her yet.

This time may will be scratch and sniffing Da Gunt

 

[Truly Rural]

He could try and say he's winning by finding a trans-atlantic cruise perhaps but flying could be a big no-no

Actually, if he found a cruise that would unironically be a massive win. Cruise ships don't depart from every port @ every direction every day, and are booked years ahead. If he found one on ridiculously short notice, and actually boarded a fucking transatlantic ship, and spend 2 weeks stuck on a ship it would be slow torture for him. He'd be in cruise jail in less than 48 hours. I wish this was possible. That would be another chance of life altering experience he'd waste.

 

[PLcr0w]

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If Gator actually knows what he's talking about here (big IF) it would mean Gunt missing both of his CA court dates in Feb. At which point when he tries to explain it I guarantee the Vickers can hand the state copies of his tweets regarding his travel reason stated as "Spite" and his discussions on drugs and underage prostitutes.

If either just hits him with any issues, they in theory could run back to VA and the no contest judge and say he hasn't behaved to unsuspend his sentence.

Piggy may have literally set off all the dominos himself all in the name of trying to felt Andy Warski. Not to mention possible permanent facial damage and a new addiction.

If anyone still doesnt believe in God after all of this, you need to reevaluate your perspective on life. Not only is there a God, but he has a great sense of humor. Reminder: this is all free entertainment

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Rackets is talking about Ralph's ass-kicking right now.

EDIT: Bleh, he's doing the cockteasing shit with talking about his personal problems.

 

[AltisticRight]

https://m.olx.pt/d/anuncio/bolsa-georgino-armani-IDGWOcr.html#f1ce297e0e

https://archive.md/CVJid

Photos archived locally:

I knew it was an ugly nylon bag, but damn is it cheap and trash. Look at those coated metal buckles, it looks like something from Target at a distance.

Here's the so called location, these are often inaccurate.

The seller also listed some wood fossils and a Prada bag.

Their name "Manuela Vieira" is that of a woman's. There's a high chance this is just a coincidence I'm afraid.

Look at how famous this meme is.

I guess I was wrong, they somehow managed to take that nylon bag off his tremendous gut.

So here:

Description of the advertisement:

Descrição​

Achado não é roubado.
Bolsa Georgino Armani original em bom estado .
Nova custa 690 euros

Says it's not stolen, found? What?

About 6.7*20.5cm=137.35cm circumference. Each green line is 20.5cm, which is the height of the bag.
Despite it being stated as not stolen, this is far too large for any women. Of course, the thief could have adjusted the straps, duh.

The buckle is about 6cm, using the measurements from the advertisement listing.

30cm?

Around 30cm once again.

Now back to the listing.

Around 30cm, or a better unit, 5 of those buckles.

I think it's actually Ralph's.
So what are the chances? In Lisbon, "found, not stolen", adjusted for basically the same length, and appeared just 1-2 days after Ralph's supposed 1 VS 4 epic battle of his life.

Did he actually get beaten up by a pimp? It's getting more and more plausible. Seller's a female, the straps are adjusted to accommodate Ralph's gunt, "find not stolen".

Cope.
Seethe.
Dilate.

Nice $40,000 truck, Ralph.
Bragging about material wealth. Remove the hick from the hood, can't remove the hood from the hick.

 

[Spergichu]

Imagine that by some unfortunate stroke of luck, Ralph somehow dies from complications caused by his injuries. How fucking funny would it be when his name gets added to the registry of Americans who died out of country and Byuu's doesn't.

 

[WutangLee]

Quick MS paint

We gotta compile these in a thread. Even I'm getting the itch to make one