The Ralphamale isn't normal, he tells us. We all know Portugal is going to put in enough effort to say they tried and no more. If he kicks off from an OD he is just paperwork. If he pops under the knife, it's paperwork. Left in the street, he's a problem. So I think it's really up to him. That said, he's going to a European medical school when this is done. Nobody's paying to fly that corpse back.
Hate to be the autistic sperg to say it, but someone did mention that many pages ago. It's surprising more people aren't talking about that though, I think you're right. The scarring seems consistent with the shape and placement of his gay Ray bands.
I'd rather his teeth have gotten chipped so he whistles when he talks
I mentioned earlier in the thread that the mark on his left cheek (right when looking at pic) looks exactly like a heel print, it definitely was made with an object and not a fist at the very least, it's too perfect
As someone who has lived in countries with government healthcare, I find your confidence in the competency of Portuguese public doctors kinda cute. Dumb, but cute.
His butthole already whistles when he walks. For obvious reasons.
Doesn't really matter, with or without preexisting heart conditions he'll still get screened and cleared by internist as if he has it but doesn't know about it. They don't just take your word for it, so even if he said he doesn't have heart issues they'll still do routine EEG and what not to estimate his overall risk. I wonder how his coping with no food/drink/smoke prep for the surgery. Also the longer he's under the longer no food/drink post surgery will last. I feel sorry for the nurse that'll be lifting the gunt to stick catheter in.
He’s already way too experienced in scat, at least if the sex tape is reliable evidence.
When he went to Portugal-- I don't think coming back at all was part of his plan....
The extent of Japanese police powers would horrify anyone who is even remotely aware of it. Simply being accused of a crime is bad enough to get a conviction in many cases. If Ethan went there he'd probably still be in their interrogation room being tortured until he confesses to being a pedophile or something.
Someone with better medial knowledge than me; why would a facial fracture prevent you from flying? Unless you are literally bedridden from your injury, I don't see how getting into a plane that then gets pressurized and getting back down affects the physiology in a way that will significantly affect the healing process.
it won't commercial flights are fine, if he was taking some bootleg ghetto unpressurized cabin flight, it would be different. However he can't blow his nose or snort too much coke for a week or so
You know how old fuckers can feel the change in barometric pressure before a storm because their bones hurt? Same concept. Reduced barometric pressure and broken bones isn't a great mix because gasses inside the body expand, and even fractions of an inch of movement can be relatively detrimental to recovery. However this is really just better safe than sorry. He realistically will be fine to fly after a couple days.
How the hell do you get robbed so frequently? Are you on some kind of "rob this dude, he carries cash and he won't fight back" list?
