🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
  • Total voters
    2,361
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MySonDavid said:
One take is that Ralph is way too conceited and pig-headed to kill himself.
Another take is Ralph has been committing suicide for last 5 or so years.
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He won't become an hero. Chances are he'll die from liver failure or from being stabbed to death in a salvation army bathroom.
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This just keeps getting funnier. First Ralph gets his ass beat and then the thieves actually put the gunt purse on Craiglist.
 
Seriously. Which Kiwi is buying this purse? We need to give it to our dear leader @Null to fill with silver coins and piping hot pizza on his cheat day.
 
Duke Nukem said:
To be fair, there are a few semi dangerous places in Tokyo, but that's mostly the red light district areas. You might lose some money but getting your ass kicked is not as likely. That and you kinda gotta seek those areas out and not know what you're doing. Even the Yakuza frown upon beating and robbing tourists most of the time, so it would definitely be unusual.
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And the famous vice districts like Kabukicho have been extensively Giuliani'd in recent years. You have to go seriously bull-in-a-china-shop crazy to get in that kind of trouble in Japan.
 
Whew! Jersh's stream tomorrow is going to be entertaining! I'm not going to A-log Ralph and say that he deserved it, in fact I feel a little sorry for him. However, he more than likely did something to bring this upon himself.
 
Ruin said:
This just keeps getting funnier. First Ralph gets his ass beat and then the thieves actually put the gunt purse on Craiglist.
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That's probably why he got beat up. They thought he was one'a them fancy homosexuals from Brussels.
 
kaien said:
And the famous vice districts like Kabukicho have been extensively Giuliani'd in recent years. You have to go seriously bull-in-a-china-shop crazy to get in that kind of trouble in Japan.
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So running around with a katana while shouting insults in broken anime inspired Japanese and slashing at anything that moves would do the trick?
 
since he's wearing the same t-shirt in the beating pic as he was in the bar pics with the morrocan couple while chilling with sergio it's pretty safe to say he was out late and probably blackout drunk and either mouthed off to some dude's girl, or just been himself (ie: loud, obnoxious, and stupid) and like most places when a loud obnoxious fat outsider is acting like a retard, he gets treated like one. he's obviously a very confrontational person without alcohol (chris chan stream argument) and he's a angry drunk (gunt in general).
 
It's nice to think of all the effort and stress that everyone associated with the Gunt has now due to his Homeric Odyssey to own Warski in Lisbon.

No way he had travel insurance, 0% chance. They have to reschedule flights to an unknown date, work out accomodation when hospital time is over. Deal with prescription medicines, banking, roaming charges that are gonna stack up.

All with people with English as a second language...at best.

Then all the domestic stuff, court cases, pregnancy, streams etc. Doing a begathon, converting to euro.

All because the fat cunt thought he was infallible and invincible. Only 5 star days. Enjoy some nice EU bureaucracy while your bones reset, your eyes dont work and your brain is addled by opiods.

Why if it isn't the consequences of your actions.
 
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